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Pat Robertson: Disobedient Wives ‘Must Be Spanked’

Jun 17, 2013
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abc_gma_davis_130517_wgChristian television personality Pat Robertson stoked controversy today by telling a female caller that disobedient wives should be spanked by their husbands.

On a segment on the long-running 700 Club the 83-year-old Robertson explained to a woman seeking relationship advice that an occasional slap in the rear is the clearest path to marital bliss.

"Ma'am, with all due respect, it seems like the problem in your marriage is disobedience," he told the caller. "When a wife disobeys her husband the holy bond between the two starts to disintegrate and all sorts of problems start to crop up.

"The apostle Paul tells us in Corinthians the importance of submission. And when you lose that submission in a marriage, there's only one solution: a sound spanking on the bottom.

"Wives must be spanked by their husbands. It's the only way to keep biblical order. Nothing too hard, just enough to let her know he's the one in charge. So I have to ask, when was your last spanking dear?"

Hear Her Roar

The woman, who had called for advice about her husband's serial infidelity, was shocked by Robertson's question and responded angrily.

"Excuse me?" she admonished. "I ask you how to confront my husband over his cheating, and you tell me to get spanked? My's husband's never spanked me. I would never let that happen.

"And what kind of crazy, chauvinistic mummy would even suggest such a thing? Do you ever think before you speak? Or are you trying to sound like a outdated male pig?"

"You see that's exactly the kind of attitude that tells me you're not getting the discipline you need at home," Robertson retorted. "If your husband kept you in line, you wouldn't have such a mouth on you sweetheart.

"I know you're confused with all the the feminism, lesbianism and vegetarianism in our culture. But God made woman to do three things: obey men, have babies and cook meat. So stop worrying about what your husband is up to, and just get back to basics."

Robertson is the chairman of the Christian Broadcasting Network and a former Southern Baptist minister. He has hosted the Christian news program The 700 Club since 1966.

Tweets about "robertson spanked pat"

  • Karen Mitchell

    So that’s how ole’ Pat gets his freak on - spanking Mrs. Pat.

  • vito33

    Robertson went on to say, “My personal recommendations for a good healthy spanking include the ‘Tantric Satin Pleasure Whip’ or perhaps the ‘Fur Lined Paddle’, which when combined with, say, a candy-flavored ball gag, really do the trick. I know it’s kept my marriage going strong!”

  • polliwogg

    Any man who ever lays a hand on me had better give his soul to god immediately. Cause once he falls asleep, his azz belongs to ME!

  • sonofeire

    The Daily Currant is SATIRE . Robertson never said any such thing.

  • Larry

    At least he’s not saying behead your wife like Obama’s friends in the ‘religion of peace’.

  • Hyira

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    This is yet another example of what religions and/or beliefs in imaginary
    gods does to both man and/or society. Sad. :O/

    -Hyira

  • Ohjeezareez

    vegetarianism?

  • radsenior

    This pompous pulpit pounding preacher promulgates pleasure spanking women! These are the same tactic and beliefs of the Taliban, Al Qaeda and radical Muslim sects. Women are possessions, not human beings! It is beyond belief this man has any credibility left. Wake up, America! We need to vote out of office these radical fringe elements! Wake up America and vote out the combative TEA-types from local and state offices! The 2014 Mid-term is a-coming! As is 2016, and 2018!

  • kcponte

    Hey Larry, Hate much?

  • de braincleaner

    this is satire, right??

  • Bobbie Jo Justice

    just call me Miss Disobedient. ….. pat, a question for you, what if the woman likes to be spanked?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019572831 Kalar Walters

    Your satire is almost as good as The Onion. ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1397020301 David Gomez

    No, but he has been pretty close which is why I had to do a double take on this one.

  • Cece

    Sadly, I read several headlines and didn’t figure it was satire until “pope comes out as gay.” I could totally see Ann Coulter refusing to fly with a black pilot.

  • stupidityannoysme

    Exactly what office does Pat Robertson hold?

  • lostlegends

    How very Moslem of Old Pat.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019572831 Kalar Walters

    Right.

  • Guest

    All of this sounds straight out of the Onion or from Andy Borowitz. You know, robertson is a very strange man and the good thing to come from this hysterical rant from him is that it says in no uncertain terms where the modern repub party stands. Wives are to be treated like children. What an idiotic answer from robertson. And I really like that she gave it back to him. That was pure pleasure to listen to. I do have some advice for the woman who called this wack. Leave your husband. Just do it. If he cheats once he will cheat again. On the flip side it’s true also. If you want to play around just don’t get married. It would solve a lot of problems. I hope this all turns our okay for her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019572831 Kalar Walters

    You do realize that this is satire, right?

  • Jimmy Ball

    When was the last spanking of your monkey Mr. Robertson?

  • dominickJ

    Robertson is a archaic A###hole!!!

  • msmoderate

    Ol’ senile sob is into S&M & ignorance.

  • msmoderate

    I think he meant to say vagina terrorism.

  • msmoderate

    Way more bizarre than “The Onion”. What a wonderous freak, yet he’s mainstream. Go figyah.

  • Churchlady320

    None of his “mandates” is in the Bible, but adultery is a sin via the Ten Commandments. Wow - talk about cherry picking the Bible? He just makes stuff up.

  • Churchlady320

    Don’t be a sap - Christianity says no such thing. He’s just rolling his own. It’s an example of what dementia does to one’s brain. He’s pitiful and hardly to be taken seriously.

  • April Guardi

    Oh thank the gods!!!!!

  • gailallen

    These stories leave me with tears in my eyes …I’m laughing so hard…this is now my number one site for entertainment …good thing I’m not American so to be its just good humour whether true or false …no attachment to it at all ..just a full belly laugh…good job Daily Current

  • Just Truth

    Chill out, this isn’t true. Good grief.

  • Noreen Antao

    He has got it all wrong. The man is supposed to be the spiritual head of the household not use this to make his wife cook, have babies and do whatever he wants her to do. The wife is the bride of the church (Christ) and should be treated as that! Well I feel better I got my 2 cents in :}

  • radsenior

    Satire or not - There are stupid people who are gullible enough to run with this and make it believable. Forrest Gump said: “Stupid is as stupid does!” This yayhoo holds no political office, but his minions of followers are those gullible. This posting reminds me of the Wall Street Journal, quoting the Heritage foundation, with Rush Limbaugh’s high school picture proudly displayed, glorifying Jim DeMint as passing gas upwind from everyone else - NEWS-worthy?

  • TheMadProfessor

    Is it really accurate to describe Pat as 83 years old? Sounds to me like his brain died a long time ago…

  • radsenior

    He holds no political office, but there gullible people who follow his every word!

  • radsenior

    True or not - There are stupid people who are gullible enough to run with this and make it believable. There are some who follow like lemmings and do not research the failings of pompous pulpit pounding preachers. This posting reminds me of the Wall Street Journal, quoting the Heritage foundation, with Rush Limbaugh’s high school picture proudly displayed, glorifying Jim DeMint as passing gas upwind from everyone else - NEWS-worthy?

  • anon

    I watched the 700 club from June 17th - yesterday - and none of this was there. Pat always reads questions and answers them - he never dialogues with people. So this is obviously some sort of sick satire.

  • Papa Smurf

    Oh how Christians forgot the Garden of Eden. Thinking that women are possessions and not help meets (aids). Let me remind the men of this country that woman was taking from man, not from his head to be supreme, nor from his feet to be walked on. But, from his side to be EQUAL, from under his arm to be PROTECTED, and close to his heart to be LOVED and RESPECTED. “And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and
    he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
    And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and
    brought her unto the man.” Genesis 2:21-22

  • vito33

    Don’t tell them that!
    Their comments are funnier than the story!

  • Kory

    Look if you think it is right,or wrong really doesn’t matter .. What does God say , cause none of you really has a say in the matter ..It only matters what God says

  • Guest

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    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to
    address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to
    real events happening in the world (https://dailycurrants.com/about/)

  • Guest

    Good grief. Robertson never said this. It is all satire! Read The Daily Currant’s “About” page!

  • mellow 1

    The story was funny, but the responses are FUNNIER!!

  • roygbiv

    People…this is a JOKE for pete’s sake…poor Pat. Oh my gosh!!

  • Mahboob Khan

    Finally, Pat Robertson is sounding like Muslims. He seems to be inspired by Qur’an 4:34 “Men have charge of women because Allah has preferred the one above the other and because they spend their wealth on them. Right-acting women are obedient, safeguarding their husbands’ interests in their absence as Allah has guarded them. If there are women whose disobedience you fear, you may admonish them, refuse to sleep with them, and then beat them. But if they obey you, do not look for a way to punish them. Allah is All-High, Most Great”. The intention is to avoid the drastic step: divorce!

    I am glad that the Truth is coming out from a Christian leader.

  • Mahboob Khan

    Men love to spank the bottom of women out of love. Ha ha.

  • Mahboob Khan

    Now a days penis and vaginas are out of control that’s why we see bastards everywhere.

  • Yee L. Yang

    Bill Burr’s got it right LOL. http://youtu.be/AlvvCYUDHrQ

  • tom

    some women like to be spanked and demand it.

  • janet james

    Man you have lost it. No where in my bible kjv does Jesus say to spank his wife you show me that. Maybe you did to read that part again!!!! God help you he is cheating on her the only reason GOD gives for devorice read again

  • BethQ

    You go Pat, said by a VERY happy Christian wife!! He has a terrific sense of humor and at 83 years old, I love how he puts things so “right out there” God bless you Sir!!

  • Gram11

    The Bible says wives should be obedient, BUT, it also tells husbands to love their wives as Christ loved the church and “gave Himself for it”. If a husband loves his wife like that….it’s not hard to let him be the leader of the household. BUT, what if the husband beats or psychologically abuses his wife? I don’t believe that Christ would want us to “submit” to that.

  • Joan Rogers

    I dare any man lay a hand on me in such a manner. Husbands and wives submit to one another. Maybe Pat needs a good old fashion thrashing by another man. He must be senile. I do not care to hear this man anymore. He had better get right with God before it is to late. I hope his wife puts the fry pan to use, over his head knock some sense into him.

  • algebra

    was this first published in The Onion?

  • Sukanth Kumar

    What’s wrong with it??? Don’t judge the Ministers of God it is not your work, don’t serve satan with these gossips ,”if you feel wrong talk to him in person if he does’nt respond write him a letter if he doesnt respond again speak to the congregation if he doesnt respond again tell it around the world in public” this is what Paul says. As i’m anointed with the Spirit of the Most High i can tell you guys He is very disappointed with this repent now!

  • Guest

    You all had better wake up and realize a demon when you see one.

  • Guest

    I am not a troll. I am a woman who sees what is happening in this world. It is so sad that men actulaly advise others to do evil to women. Women in the United States of America. I keep telling you all to rise up and stand together and support eachother and stop being so catty to other women. I keep blogging about how evil men are and this man shows the real evil. We are in our last days. Now this man is hiding behind religion and some people will actually believe him to be real.
    Women please speak up and stop being so scared to have an opinion!!
    Valley Wildcat 6-24-13

  • Joe Rizoli

    I really don’t think spanking is Biblical for errant women. But I do believe that headship if applied by Biblical standards in a loving way works. It’s when headship principle is violated by the MAN and by the woman that we get problems with marrige, the kids and everything else. The Bible has some very specific loving ways for men to deal with their wives. The wives are to be cherished as the ‘weaker” vessel. Also remember, the headship principle puts man under Christ so how the man treats his kids and wife is going to make him accountable to the Biblical headship principle. Belive me, most men have no idea of this headsip principle and what is Biblically required for them as husbands.
    It is not easy to follow or put into practice by todays standards.

  • Leah B

    Excellent, any husband who takes this neanderthal’s advice can be charged with assault and battery and put behind bars. We can wipe out this crap in a few months.

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