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Government Opening Free Gas Stations in Poor Neighborhoods

Oct 29, 2013
First 'Obamastation' Debuts in Detroit, Seventy Planned Nationwide
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ObamastationAs the battle over Obamacare rages in Washington, the White House is quietly using a little known provision of the law to roll out a nationwide network of free gas stations for minorities and the poor.

According to a report in The Detroit News this morning, the administration is using its authority under the Affordable Care Act to "improve transportation routes to hospitals" to dispense gasoline free of cost in disadvantaged neighborhoods.

The $2 billion-a-year program aims to distribute 40 million gallons of free gasoline each year through 70 new gas stations constructed in major metropolitan areas. The Department of Health and Human Services (DHS) will be responsible for operating the network, whose first station opened yesterday in Detroit.

"It's not something we're publicizing very much, for obvious reasons," explains Dori Salcido, assistant DHS secretary for public affairs. "But under the law we are well within our rights to offer this service, and we think it's good public policy.

"How are people supposed to get to the doctor's office if they don't have gas in their cars? Health insurance is worthless if you can't make your appointment. This is just another fine example of government stepping in and solving big problems."

No Gas for You

Although some developing oil-rich nations like Venezuela and Indonesia subsidize gasoline for the poor, the practice has never before been tried in the United States. The plans are proving controversial with some taxpayers who are loathe to see their money go to subsidize others.

"So basically I'm being punished for not living in the ghetto," says Colin Blair, a white person from the affluent Detroit suburb of Farmington Hills. "I have three kids and a mortgage. Life isn't cheap for me either. I could use some free gasoline too."

An investigation into the station's operations, however, reveals that Blair is unlikely to be able to use the service.

"Supposedly access to the station is determined by income," says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obamastation. "But it's pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver. So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate."

The Obamastations scandal was uncovered by Nolan Finley , a conservative Detroit News columnist widely lauded for his groundbreaking exposé on Obamaphones. Finley says the blatant racial bias in the program is only one of its many outrageous aspects.

"The stations have Obama campaign logo on them and giant photos of the president," he explains. "He's trying to buy votes ahead of the midterm elections. This is something you normally only see in third world countries. I've never been more scared for our democracy."

  • craigmk1974

    What’s sad is that I could actually see Obama trying to do something like this.

  • Kim Craig Dixon

    If there is any truth to this, we seriously need a war. In the home front. I’m sick of these no accounts living out of my pocket and everyone else’s. The only thing they are entitled to is to get a frigging job. Loosers.

  • John Smith

    This may be a joke now but it could one day be a reality.

  • Erin Stevenson

    Daily Currant is a parody site, moron, It’s like you fell for an Onion article. Wait, Baggers do fall for Onion articles all the time. It’s Losers, by the way. One “o”.

  • mikesty

    Hahaha “loosers”

  • SickupandFed

    Can anyone argue that it is unneeded in some areas? Wake up people. you are next!

  • DannyE

    Only needed because of our buffoon of a president screwed up the economy so bad.

  • Guest

    silly tea-baggers……. open wide as parody site such as the daily currant dips his nut sack in your eagerly awaiting mouth.

  • GlazedDonut42

    silly tea-baggers……. open wide as a parody site such as the daily currant dips his nut sack in your eagerly awaiting mouth.

  • jdelcjr

    These satire articles must be written by a bunch of liberals in their relentless attack against conservatives. The proof is in the comments. They cannot debate the truth because they don’t know or want to know the truth, so they always resort to Name calling, vulgarity, deception and trickery.

  • Ray Gunner

    If a similar article, changing gas to cell phones, were written several years ago, you would have made this same asinine comment.

    Sadly, we have found that any welfare benefit you can think of is not out of reach for this administration.

  • NotAnIdiot

    Tell me what they loosened?

  • Louis Arnold

    THIS is what the Progressives wanted when gasoline was racing upwards in price with many on that side crying out, “Make it $6 a gallon so we get ours free!!!”

  • Guest

    This is a satire, right? RIGHT? PLEASE tell me this is SATIRE.

  • Jason Odegard

    Those damn freedom loving baggers. I tell you, I dont know what those Constitution loving, small government pushing, liberty and right seekers think sometimes. You douche Erin!

  • Jason Odegard

    Douche signs in as guest. Typical liberal coward

  • Bzirkone

    You can’t be serious?

  • Todd Clemmer

    Urin Stevenson.

  • Todd Clemmer

    Ouch. Did a “bagger” bag your mom or something?

  • Lauren Shinn

    And yet the city of Detroit is burning. I wonder if they got the gas to set the city ablaze from the Obama stations. Way to go there morons

  • MickeyandChristie McClure

    I am hoping this is a Halloween trick, but if not, this will cause civil unrest.

  • Becca Frierson

    YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT ???? REALLLLY ??? disfunctional government …. so … they will have gas to do what ??? apparantely not GO TO THEIR JOBS !@!!!!! this governement is a nightmare ~!

  • guest

    actually the phone program started with ronald
    reagan…its not new..http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp.

  • guest

    uhm its the daily courant…its satire lol…like the Onion…

  • guest

    this is satire ….two second on internet tell you that lol…is a satirical magazine..

  • annoyed american

    uh almost every president has screwed out economy up. it didn’t start with Obama. No he didn’t help it out at all but he didn’t start it.
    people seriously need to stop blaming him its not only him. its congress as well

  • MerleTemple

    Ray, the original program was to provide seniors and shut-ins with basic phone, no call features, no long distance, etc. This is not what happened under Reagan. Snopes takes some facts and tilts them to the left. Obama, just as he did with food stamps, eliminates any means testing to buy votes and corrupts well meaning programs. I worked in the Bell System when the original program was implemented. It was strict, and nothing like this.

  • Wendy Shores

    Such bullshit.. why dont you post truths instead of lies? Lets see how fast they get rid of this post… pffft
    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • Ryan G

    I’m glad that I not only get to work hard to feed them but now I can work so they can got to the beach, liquor stores and drug deals. Now we can have more people on the road that arn’t paying for insurance. If you have an appointment and don’t have a ride you wake up early and walk over there.

  • Robert Radcliffe

    Do none of you pay attention? Or is it just immediate INTERNET CAPS LOCK RAGE!!!??? Satire kids. The site is satirical. FFS..

  • Chad

    Is Obamacare a satire, too? It’s the same ridiculousness!

  • Chad

    They loosened integrity and American standards, not that it took much with socialistic leaders. Losers!

  • Guest

    No racism her- move along—”Supposedly access to the station is determined by income,” says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obamastation. “But it’s pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver. So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.”

  • Wayne Lexus

    Yea ok, then u gunna have all the rich stuck up bastards driving to the poor areas to fill up and leave… smmfh fuck this country

  • William Harper

    Merle, you sound like a nice guy but you didn’t get any of this right - the program was based on income and expanded by Clinton. As far as I can tell, Obama hasn’t touched the program - do you have a source that says otherwise? Also, if you don’t feel Snopes is balanced do you have an alternative I can use?

  • MerleTemple

    Thanks for your civility, William. We just disagree. I worked the program, so for these sites to claim that it was Reagan is disingenuous and misleading at best. No, I don’t use any of these sites, left or right, to seek truth. I read, seek, analyze data from all sides…and then make decisions based on many years of experience in government and politics. What I am to think of a President who adds over 14 million people to food stamps, almost overnight, and then puts a grant up on USDA offering $75,000 to anyone who can identity ways to add more…even as we sink under an ocean of debt?

  • William Harper

    I don’t disagree about the debt but feel that everyone in congress should share the blame. Not a single elected official has done anything to reduce the debt - many of them claim they have but none have. The Ryan budget is an example. All of his current year cuts are offset by adds in other areas and the majority of his proposed cuts are in the out years - smoke and mirrors. Do you know the difference between a republican and a democrat? Me neither.

  • David in Dallas

    try truthorfiction.com

  • wavesofgrain

    Reagan’s phone ‘program’ included LAND LINES only…for local and emergency use. As a conservative, I didn’t mind paying for that. But when Obama started giving free cell phone, with 250 min, and free texts…which I could not even afford, it infuriated me.

  • William Harper

    Thanks. I went to truthorfiction and searched for “snopes”. They say Snopes is legit and not biased - http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/s/snopes.htm#.UnLd3hBbQUE. Funny stuff.

  • MerleTemple

    No, not so much. The two parties are one for the most part. Some tinkering around the edges when they swap power, but anyone who thinks the parties are conservative vs. liberal…well, they live in fantasy land. The Democrats are much closer to liberal purity, more than I’ve seen in a long time, but the establishment folks run the GOP. I have not seen liberty recede at such a rate as it has in the last few years. When I worked in Reagan’s campaign in 1980, we would not have believed this was possible in my lifetime. Things that were hinted at, nibbled at, by the left, are now flaunted and the messianic state has found its avatar in Obama. The meltdown has begun, the economy is near dead, there are few jobs, and it is going to get worse. Worst of all, faith is under attack. The Founders would not know what to make of it all.

  • DannyE

    And the buffoon of a president has his buffoon supporters.

  • Tim T. Sr.

    @William Harper: Merle Temple is completely correct in his post as to what the Telephone Program was originally intended to do.. As with other good intention Programs it has gotten out of hand, Case in Point the Food Stamp program.. This is what happens when you have Liberal Left Wingers getting involved..

  • Ron Gilbert

    So how is it free when tax payers are paying for it?

  • Cathy Miller Carroll

    You should realize that this President inherited a sky-rocketing unemployment rate and the implosion of our capitalist system. Under those circumstances I think it is logical to assume that the number of citizens receiving assistance would rise.

  • Ron Gilbert

    Please tell me that my eyes are deceiving me. You didn’t just post something believing that Snopes is actually on the up and up did you? Apparently you do not know that the husband and wife team that run Snopes are ultra Liberals being paid by other Liberals to “debunk” Conservative statements with blatant lies. Don’t believe me? When Obama Care transcripts were first released to the public, several people pointed out that RFID chips would be required in this bill. Snopes debunked it by saying that the class II implantable devices that Obama Care were actually pace makers not RFID chips. But the CEO of Applied Digital Solutions (the makers of RFID chips) stated publicly that they were in fact the class II implantable devices under Obama Care. Snopes tried to debunk that but failed and now we see that they are in fact going to be implemented in 2014 even though the Obama Administration and Snopes stated in 2011 through 2012 that this was not true. Snopes is unreliable at best.

  • Cathy Miller Carroll

    oh wait…I thought you were talking about the 1% there for a minute.
    cuz you know that’s who your hard work and spending really enable to live like kings, right?

  • Ron Gilbert

    Snopes is not legit. It is run by an ultra leftist husband and wife team being paid by other Liberal organizations to purposefully spread deceit about things that Conservatives write about. Here is one prime example. In 2011 they “debunked” claims that RFID chips were not the implantable Class II devices that Obama Care was talking about. Yet the CEO of the company that developed these devices for the government (Applied Digital Solutions) stated in public forum that they were in fact the devices spoken of in Obama Care. The White House denied this claim but was are now seeing that it was true after all. This is but one of the glaring facts that Snopes is not on the up and up. They have a tendency to throw in truth combined with lies.

  • Allan Caesar III

    I don’t want a war, I just want Bill Clinton as President again.

  • MerleTemple

    No, the numbers didn’t rise so dramatically until Obama eliminated means testing. It was a purposeful means of energizing a voting block and securing the allegiance of people to the state. What Obama inherited, he only exacerbated by doubling down on spending and regulation. Those who think he is incompetent are wrong. He knows just what he’s doing. He is the same committed ideologue that said he couldn’t wait for the revolution when he partied with Marxists at Occidental, who mocked people for clinging to their guns and religion, who preached the message of Saul Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals on the Woods Board, who was hand picked by Communist Party member Alice Palmer to take her Illinois State Senate seat, who entertains the SEIU president after he speaks at a N.Y. conference on “How to destroy capitalism,” and adorns the White House Christmas tree with ornaments honoring Mao. Culturally and economically, he has come to destroy all that was and look the gullible masses in the eye and lie to them as he did when he said you can keep your health insurance.

  • Johnny Ribena

    Well if you say they’re real Ron, why wouldn’t anyone believe you?

  • oblivious to rhetoric

    If you really look at the FACTS about this: a cell phone is cheaper than landlines. You seem to want to be angry about something. I suggest you do some research first before crying unfair. There are MANY other things you should be all up in arms over but the phone thing is petty and seriously ridiculous. As for this site, you should maybe read the first paragraph in the “ABOUT” section of this site before you start throwing stones.

  • Jesse Jacksin

    REVOLUTION, if this is true!

  • Mike Holton

    1.Count the number of liberals who are here supporting or defending a fake program.
    2. Count the number of buy-anything conservatives who are here calling for civil war over a fake program they think is real.

    Higher total gets bragging rights on dumbest group alive. Republicans favored 10-to-1.

  • William Harper

    Source please. I checked about half of your claims and none are true.

  • Keet Hensley

    Hello,
    It was one of Obama’s favorite Advisers that caused this mess, BILL CLINTON when he got China to sign the WTO agreement back when he was our Illustrious leader.

    China has not been playing fair with it and has stolen our jobs and been flooding Walmart with the products so cheap we cannot manufacture them for that price let alone be any kind of competitive.

    You Americans love those cheap prices so much, you just love supporting those people that stole not only your jobs but the whole factories.

    Then to make it better, Obama sent Bill’s wife to cut another deal with China, and China is running with it.

    Soon we will owe China so much, that they will demand payment and when we fail, they get our PROPERTY, Land that is, by Eminent Domain they will choose our choicest land and you will be moving.

    Is it not AMAZING how much we still hear about the Clintons in our politics every day?

    Obama Whines and says it was Bush, did you ever hear Bush Whine about what he Inherited?

  • james earl ray

    If this is true! Hopefully obama will have a dream like martin luther king!!

  • stevor

    will this finally get libtards to open their eyes when they have skyrocketing health costs and that pays for this freebie?

  • Will Neely

    I love the whole “there is a giant picture of Obama on the sign, hes just trying to buy votes for the next election” bit. First off, in the past two elections Obama has almost completely taken the black vote. He doesn’t need to do anything more to get them. Second,HE CAN’T RUN AGAIN. Presidents only get two terms. Nothing he does now is to win him votes. Or really, to win him favor. He does what he thinks is best for the country. And the whole thing where it says “well just give the gas to black people and charge white people the market rate” bit, there is no way that would fly. This is either fake, or not the full story .

  • Will Neely

    lol because Bush didn’t inherit much bad. He raised the debt so high and put us in these wars and left it to Obama to fix.

  • SpeedDemon174

    its not true… it was a hoax

  • Chris Barnes

    This is the mostly blatantly racist government sanctioned activity since 1863. Absolutely shameful.

  • jim

    People will believe ANYTHING. I live in Detroit and this station like 2 others were renamed in honor of Obama by its Muslim owner. They are not associated with Obama other than the name.

  • ClubUgly

    This site is so fake and full of bullshit stories it’s crazy! This site is not worthy to be called news, gossip, or even straight up lies… Skitzo and Psycho is more accurate!

  • BD BOY

    if it where true they would kill each other to get free gas lol

  • Leslee M

    William and Merle…thank you. It is so nice to see an honest debate without attacking the other person.

  • Bob Hope’s Ghost

    It’s not the fact that it’s fake, it’s the fact that it’s hard to believe it’s not fake.

  • MerleTemple

    Thanks, Leslee. Name calling, profanity, and such add nothing to the debate and do little for the case of the participants. We have lost reasoned and polite debate in this country, and are the poorer for it.

  • educated

    that food stamp program is also your farm bill that pays multimillionaire ultra conservative “farmers” billions in farm subsidies. get rid of food stamps and you get rid of the subsidies for those “farmers”, and you can guess what that would do. remember the french revolution

  • jeff

    Are you folks for real? This is satire. The Daily Currant is SATIRE !!. Go to the bottom and click ABOUT. The next page says it clearly. It’s mission is “to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs justice, and promote intelligence …” I’d say “The Daily Currant” has a real job on its hands.

  • jeff

    go to the bottom and click ABOUT. You’re on “The Daily Currant.” … it’s satire. The next page makes it clear if the total illogic of the article didn’t.

  • hurlco

    Are you always this big of a reactionary idiot? Or is this just our lucky day.

  • hurlco

    Good point William. At the end of the day, they all pitch for the same team and it’s not ours.

  • hurlco

    I concur. It is possible to disagree without dishonoring the other person.

  • William Harper

    Thanks Leslee. I get flamed a lot for asking for sources. It seems the extreme on each side like to make stuff up. As for Merle, I think he would be somebody I could have a beer with. Merle, do you prefer less filling or more taste?

  • Guest

    This can not be true. This would start a war.

  • Bob Jones

    If this is true, I would think that any service station determining who pays by their race can find themselves the subject of lawsuits because race can not be used as a means to determine who gets free services and who pays. These suits need to be filed immediately instate and federal courts….I don’t care what the ACA says…it is unconstitutional to determine who pays by race!!!

  • Leviathan14

    You must mean the republican congress that controlled his entire agenda from ’94 on…

  • Ron Gilbert

    You are free to check it out for yourself. In the state of Iowa, those that are on public aid were sent letters from the state telling them that they had to have the RFID chip installed by mid 2014. This is being repeated in many other states as well.

  • carol

    Obummer is trying everything is his power to get votes. I wouldn’t take anything free from that moron and his cronies.

  • Ron Gilbert

    So you give a source that is known to be ultra leftist and trust them and you expect that any source I give you is not going to be character smeared by you? Sorry, fell for that one a long time ago. Sooner or later that truth will smack you so hard it will be impossible for you to deny it. Oh…. that’s probably going to incur the usual “No source? No truth then!” that I get from people that depend upon another person spoon feeding them information. Keep looking, you will find what I said to be true. One more thing, I only made 2 claims so how is it that by looking up one claim you can state that none of my claims are true?

  • Harry K James

    Because the parasites in America have done so much more than the 1%, right? LOL

  • gulf

    hahaha that’s funny. thank goodness its not true. I think they got the idea form a guy who owned a gas station he called it the Obama. He was in a poor part of Detroit and was helping people form the area with their gas. there is a YouTube video of him.

  • risingphoenix

    Hmmmmm… kinda just like FOX NEWS.

  • tiamariacat

    And I guess Erin that you thought “the baggers” almost paid for your gas ? I guess the ( Money) “Baggers” are Ok when dey be paying for your free stuff, right? You obviously fell for it too, otherwise you wouldn’t even be here. Too bad the jokes on you.

  • tiamariacat

    This ‘parody site’ sure got your attention, didn’t it ? You guys are like flies to honey when you see free stuff.

  • tiamariacat

    Merle , you are correct. I too worked in the cell phone industry for over a decade & approved people for these programs. You had to be over 65 or disabled & within certain income guidelines which were very strict. And you had to PROVE IT. You only got 15 minutes for emergency calls & no perks ( text etc.). And only basic phones were available. That program was called Lifeline. It was a far cry from the Obama phone program of today. I received exactly 3 calls in 10 yrs. for that program. That was back when people had pride.

  • tiamariacat

    Keet, I think you are you’re ‘getting it’ ! That is exactly WHY China has our companies and our jobs. It never pays to borrow money. However the debt to China goes back to 1928 & not a cent of interest has been paid since. They have already called their loans. That’s the part you have not been told. And they have already picked a few choice locations to begin building companies. Can’t wait to see what the ‘minority/majority’ thinks about this ! But, of course, they are too busy getting to the next level of Candy Crush to be bothered with paying attention.

  • tiamariacat

    Snopes is run by George Soros. Hardly a site I’d ever trust. There is no ‘source’, you just need to put some time into and do some research. Please stop believing mainstream & get your own answers. Reverse engineer it & do some research on the site owners, like I did, and you will be lead straight to the man mentioned above. Snopes gets a Nopes from me.

  • MerleTemple

    Yes, it was a different time, wasn’t it? Foreign to many today, I fear. Too many have the fixed pie mentality…if I have something, I must have taken it from you. We were taught to enlarge the pie for all, and did. That’s the genius of the free market and capitalism. Of course, the SEIU president visits the White House often, once after speaking at a gathering in N.Y. entitled “How to destroy capitalism.” Obama pits neighbor against neighbor and has balkanized the country and fostered a mood of tribalism that I didn’t think possible. Today, folks see the fat man and assume he got that at the expense of the thin man. Of course, if it’s in New York City, they just arrest the fat man for too many big gulps.

  • tiamariacat

    Yes it was. It was an embarrassment to take a handout in those days. You did what you could to get by. And now we have people who shuffle around all day thinking they are entitled to something & somebody ‘owes’ them a living. I say ;get off your butt’ and DO something. God rewards those who help themselves, not the sloths in this world.
    BTW, the company I worked for (that runs on 48% profit),was offered 7 Million dollars in TARP funds. The CEO initially declined the offer, they didn’t need the money, but was later forced to accept it. This company is now ‘in the pocket’ of the WH. The rest will soon become history …. I am not surprised that the CEO ‘retired’ right after that.
    We live in an upside down world run by an upside down Government with upside down people serving them. Good luck to future of this country.

  • sickofobama

    Surely,you’re not serious??Still blaming Bush huh??I didn’t care for Bush,but Obama has done 10x’s more to wreck this nation and has done nothing but hurt the real working class.Not the welfare class that he likes to call the working class.

  • William Harper

    I provided a source that says the first source is valid. You provided wild claims: 1)an ultra leftist husband and wife team 2)being paid by other Liberal organizations 3) to purposefully spread deceit about things that Conservatives write about 4)RFID. I’m sorry you are so angry but everything you don’t agree with is not liberal or leftist. By the way, it is hard to smear a valid source. Do you have one or not?

  • William Harper

    If you did your own research then why not provide sources? I am not claiming Snopes is valid, I am claiming that no one has proven otherwise because they never provide sources and they get angry when asked for them.

  • Ghost Rider

    So now BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACK you get FREE gasoline but ALL the others have to pay for. Obamaa also spent several BILLION dollars to give to the BLACK farmers that. supposedly, weren’t given the same price for their gain as WHITE people were. MANY BLACK NON-FARMERS got their share of that money. Reports state one black woman got several THOUSAND dollars for her FARM that turned out to be TWO tomato plants in a window planter at her fourth floor apartment. WE NEED TO GET SOMEONE TO STOP ALL THIS RACISTS stuff that taxpayers are paying for and the lazy douchbags are getting for free.

  • Ron Gilbert

    The Blaze, The Drudge Report, and several other independent news agencies that I have listed for others time and time again only to have them character smear them time and time again while never actually addressing the claims. I always hesitate to offer sources due to the instant reaction of refutation without validation. Each and everyone of my claims is readily available but you are going to have to search it out for yourself but I will lead you in the right direction (and ps, not angry just completely tired of the same old comebacks by those that are so willing to accept main stream media explanations as truth)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GursOom9dNA

    http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/internet/a/snopes_exposed.htm

    If you google whether Snopes is liberal, whether they are legit, whether they lie, you will find a smattering of differing opinions on this from they are Conservative bias to Liberal bias. From they are factual to they are liars. But when I find several issues that they have lied about (including the RFID issue) I tend to believe that source is not legit. When they defend a lying president by saying he is not lying about the things he does and then you can go to numerous sources and confirm that he did in fact lie, I tend to believe that they are not legit and are leftist. When journalists from independent news agencies come up with the same research stating that they are ultra leftists and Snopes denies this, I have a tendency to not believe them and will call people out on it when they list Snopes as a reliable source.

  • Diane Kilgore

    so how is it free, do they pick people, give them an a certain amount for gas, it will probably be put on their bridge card for cash you only get cash when you have kids. but here’s another thing if you don’t have transportation medicaid will supply a driver, they should just give you bus vouchers, and also give you a car up to a certain amount, it’s such a shame that people know how to work the system like getting a new refrigerator and they sell it and get a used on. and so on. Bet i won’t get any gas
    6 minutes ago · Like

  • William Harper

    I watched the video and agree that the RFID chip and scanner was approved by the FDA and is available for use. There was no mention of ObamaCare of it being forced on anyone. I also went to Snopes and looked at what they said about the chip – they basically said the Government is not requiring anyone to get the chip. I also couldn’t find any mention of it in the Affordable Care Act.

    I read the article you referenced at urbanlegends.about.com and it is clearly states that Snopes is legit.

    I searched both The Blaze and Grudge and neither have articles on the RFID chip or Snopes.

    I googled “Does Snopes lie?” and the results listed several sites that support your view. Unfortunately, none of the first 10 I checked offered any evidence to support their argument.

    You may wonder why this is such a big deal to me. Simple - As a conservative I see our way of life being degraded not by liberals and democrats but by people, claiming to be conservative, who can’t seem to tell the truth and exaggerate like
    children. Look at the comments by conservatives on any news site or even Facebook – most of the claims are false. People can’t see that the truth because we have made it nearly impossible to find.

  • Independent Tom

    Left-wing fringe kooks write up fiction like this to distract everyone away from their attempts to legalize and legitimize child rape. They get bored laying around on handouts all day…

  • Dan

    How much more blatant does Mr. Obama’s reverse discrimination have to become???

  • Nick H

    Man, is the Daily Currant a moron magnet or what? I’m not sure which is more hilarious: the people who take the articles at face value or the ones who know it’s not real but still get mad anyway because they can’t tell the difference between satire and lies.

  • JoeBlow

    the reason the parody works is because it could be true -

  • Tulpa Kat

    never heard of the daily currant before. i want my 5 minutes back and im not republican.

  • onlyvato

    communist countries own and run their gas stations.

  • Barbara’s Political Rantings

    Erin, youre a nasty, mean and hateful parasite. You need to stay out of public..someone might mistake you for a human being.

  • stacy

    This is Crazy what a joke the man has done nothing but make it harder on hard working people :( makes me sad

  • Brian Grierson

    lol Had to look at it then research.. found this..

    As noted in the Daily Currant’s “About” page, that web site deals strictly in satire:

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media.

    Q. Are your news stories real?

    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to
    address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to
    real events happening in the world.

    Have to admit, if they had not run it, who knows they try it.

  • OBAMAfriedchicken

    This CANNOT be real… I am just going to act like an Obama voter and empty my mind of this article and all reality. Starting… NOW.

  • fred

    I guess that we will have to buy them automobiles since you can’t get to the doctor or the polls without an auto. What’s the use of having free gasoline if you cannot get a free Cadillac to burn it in.

  • S Vickers

    Using Snopes as your fact checker is just as idiotic as believing The Daily Currant. The phone program started by Reagan was a basic landline for seniors and shut ins. I know several families where everyone in the family has an Obama phone (4 and 5 per family). I also see them in the grocery store, paying with their EBT card and everyone in the family has a top of the line phone.

  • Tony Zambos

    false story

  • James D

    We he have a government that lies all time …..that is a fact not a parody. And now we have so many websites using sick phoney comedy that anything we read we can’t trust

  • A_patriot

    This is just scary enough to be true! But it is dripping with sarcasm. Likely the writer is just attempting to keep their sanity by blowing off some metaphysical steam, as it were.

  • carol

    what Reagan wanted was for people to be able to dial 911 in emergencies……then the free-for-all president escalated it (free phones) into the mess it is now…..attracting the free-loaders who are lazy…..

  • carol

    Merle, you have hit the nail on the head for sure…..obama usurps everything and is trying fast and hard to destroy us…..

  • Ron Gilbert

    This is directly from the ACA: “The Secretary shall establish a national medical device
    registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to
    facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each
    device that—”(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ”(B) is a
    class III device; or ”(ii) a class II device that is implantable”. The link I shared with the CEO of Applied Digital Solutions was just 1 of many that can be sourced but there are several where he specifically states that the RFID chip his company manufactures will be mandated under Obama Care as a Class II implantable device. In the state of Iowa, they have sent out letter after letter to those receiving welfare that by mid 2014 they will be required to be implanted with this device in accordance with the new mandates under the ACA. I know this because I work in the healthcare field for Iowa Health Systems (now Unitypoint Clinics) and several patients have expressed concern over this new mandate. Sadly some of our physicians have reference Snopes to them assuring them that this could not be true even though they had letter in hand. As for the link I provided about Snopes, that was my point. There are several that say it is ultra leftist and several that deny it. When I first referenced Snopes on the RFID chip they stated that it was NOT the Class II device and from what you just stated they are now saying that it will not be required by the ACA. This is still a lie and when a site claiming that they are reliable and non-biased, I still see this as being just one of many of their false claims. I do not believe any of their claims about Obama’s birth certificate (which has already been shown to be photo shopped and admitted to having been done by one of Obama’s aids), Obama’s selective service paperwork (which has also been shown to have been a forgery due to the time stamp issue), and just about everything they have “debunked” concerning Benghazi (again, when they first wrote on their site about it, it was due to a video being shown defaming Mohamed and we know that is not true).

  • Edie Simmons

    I was a cab driver and their are people so poor they are giving vouchers for cab rides to the emergency room and home laugh and hate it but a ambulance cost over $1000

  • CaptJamesFinder

    The only reason this has upvotes is because people are too lazy to log in and down vote it… Its obviously a joke, but even if it isn’t, killing someone because something like this? I shake my head at the people of America who believe this.

  • CaptJamesFinder

    *they.

  • CaptJamesFinder

    Conservative decides to use insult instead of fact, typical conservative advocate.

  • CaptJamesFinder

    I like you sir.

  • CaptJamesFinder

    I’ve seen mostly conservatives here calling out liberals with rude names. I think you need to read further more into what the comments say before you assume anything.

  • Serafinos

    Erin HATE him some FREEDOM since it’s same ones he attacks doing the fighting - not only for us - but for him
    SELFISH little vile bagger ain’t he?
    But we WILL continue fighting, Erin, despite your uneducated commie loving self :)

  • rocka692

    Of course this is not racism!

  • William Harper

    The section of the ACA creating a national medical device registry was removed before the final vote and is not part of the law.

  • Jason Odegard

    The program has nearly tripled in size from $800 million in 2009 to $2.2 billion per year in 2012. Understanding Reagen started it the abuse is through the roof with the “advertising” of it by this POTUS

  • Jason Odegard

    It is 2 billion a year! Thats not enough to throw your hands up and get angry? That’s my tax money you thief

  • Jason Odegard

    That is an exuse to double our debt? Budget much?

  • Jason Odegard

    If you’re going to post negative then be a man and post with your name you silly fool!

  • Ron Gilbert

    You mean tax don’t you?

  • Frank Jaeger

    In detroit there are Obama gas stations. I always just thought that they were just die hard obama fans.

  • rroth

    Then why is it that it’s the red states that get most of the welfare checks?

  • Ron Gilbert

    Also, if that were 100% true, why are medicaid patients still receiving letters stating that they would have to be implanted with these devices in accordance with the ACA mandates?

  • Kelley Reese

    this country needs a REVOLUTION! so sick of these freebie sucking losers! pretty soon its free toilet paper for the poor, and others will be standing in line for days.

  • Stan

    How it is good public policy? I’m tired of paying for the lazy and poor. If I can get out and bust my azz to work then they can get up and work.

  • NativeNewYorker

    It’s the Daily Currant folks..it is not real.

  • Not Chicken Little

    This is a real scare story, for Halloween! What’s really scary is, it is so believable and sounds just like something Obama would/could do, if he had thought of it first!

    The truth is, what’s coming under Obama is likely to be much more outrageous and damaging to our economy and our country, than what’s “reported” in this humorous article.

  • plcc07777

    Surely this isn’t true. As much as I loathe Obama’s leadership, I find it hard to believe he could get by with such nonsense without a furious public outcry. On the other hand, he was elected by a majority of the sheeple.

  • tommy

    if they have cars, why wouldnt they be able to afford gas. this country has never been worst in my life time. what a screwed president. for the first time in my life i am not proud of america. its embarrassing. the leaches are running rampant.

  • tommy

    SO IM IN A 7-11 STORE LAST WEEK AND A OBAMA SUPPORTER WALKS IN AND SHE USES A BUNCH OF EBT CREDITS FOR SODAS AND CHIPS. GUESS WHAT SHE DROVE AWAY IN, A MERCEDES. GOD BLESS OBAMA.

  • AJames

    You do not pay 2 billion a year in taxes.

  • William Harper

    Actually, the program was expanded to include cell phones in 2008. Since then, 14 million subscribers have been added which accounts for the additional costs. I agree the program should be canned but the current president had little to do with it.

  • William Harper

    I’m not sure what you mean. Yes, it is a tax but was has that go to do with the RFID claim you made?

  • Ron Gilbert

    You said not part of the law. Also, read my other response to the RFID claim. I stated that even though you said that it was removed, our patients that are on state medicaid are receiving letters telling them that they must have this device implanted due to mandates within the ACA (in case you missed it here is exactly what I stated “Also, if that were 100% true, why are medicaid patients still receiving letters stating that they would have to be implanted with these devices in accordance with the ACA mandates?”). Maybe you should make them aware that they voted it out and that no one is really being forced to have them implanted.

  • Lou Cifer

    Actually calling someone a bagger implies they are, shall we say, the pitcher. It stands to reason that there is a catcher involved, let’s call that a baggee. You have identified them as the baggers… so the yin to their yang must be…. hmmm…

  • veitnam vet

    you people keep thinking that the Gov. is going to take care of you when the crap hits the fan don’t come looking for help from the rest of us that work for a living.

  • Guest

    So Obama and his cronies are taking over EVERY part of the economy. And leftists say he’s not a socialist. Up yours you communist B***ards, our fathers used to shoot your fathers in the face.

  • old motorcycle enthusiast

    Here’s one in Detroit near the airport

  • Jeff Pope

    Please tell me this is a sick joke

  • old motorcycle enthusiast

    Dolt, here is a picture I took on Telegraph near Detroit.

  • William Harper

    Sounds like a local issue to me but I will be glad to. Attach one of the letters and I will get right on it.

  • earnedit

    Real farmers would love to have the gov’t out of our business. Let capitalist supply and demand dictate prices. Would love to have someone show up here at 4 am to milk my cows 365 days a year…I’d even pay that poor person’s health care premiums out of my own pocket. Unfortunately, not every freeloader is willing to earn his subsidy like the American farmer has to.

  • jackjack

    you are correct, but the sad part is. most people wouldn’t doubt that its true..because what’s the motivation to get a job you get free food. free healthcare, free housing and welfare checks…why work. whats the motivation ?. Erin won’t answer this because he can’t. what he will do is attack that’s what liberals do. it must be we are bad poeple and we must be punished.

  • Ron Gilbert

    And you sound like a troll not one that claims to be a Conservative just trying to make sure that other Conservatives do not look like Liberals making false claims. Those letters contain patient information and it goes against HIPPA. How about you contact the State of Iowa public aid and ask them yourself?

  • Ron Gilbert

    Just so you know, Obama does not have any affiliation with these gas stations. This one is owned by an Arab man that supports the fraud in charge by claiming to sell cheap gas. He owns 3 of them and falsely believes that Obama is doing his best to help this nation. You can watch a few videos of him preaching his allegiance to his false god back in 2008 before the liar in chief was elected.

  • discripplemation

    you know what i love the most about the currant? reading the comments. i have ceased being amazed that ppl fall for the stuff these guys make up and have moved to being amused by the credulous idiots that do. if the fact that the “currant” is a small red berry that grows on a bush, as opposed to “current”, meaning happening right now, doesn’t tip you off to this being satire… smh… and the trolls!! you all go right on feeding them! who needs t.v. when there is plenty of comedy right here?

  • William Harper

    That makes a lot of sense. Think of me as you will but please remember that every false claim you make is driving more people to the other side.

  • Frank Jaeger

    You didn’t put a lot of research in to that did you.
    Most poverty is in democrat controlled cities.

    Here is the list. Some of the top states are:
    15: Oregon (blue)
    14: Pennsylvania (blue)
    13: Michigan (blue)
    12: Rhode Island (blue)
    11: Indiana (red)
    10: New Mexico (blue)
    9: Washington (blue)
    8: Minnesota (blue)
    7: New York (blue)
    6: Washington DC (blue)
    5: Vermont (blue)
    4: Massachusetts (blue)
    3: Tennessee (red)
    2: Maine (blue)

    And the state with the largest welfare role:
    1) California (blue)

  • J.W. Bowers Jr.

    Guess that means you fell for it as well! After all, that was your logic with Erin!

    DOUCHE!

  • JG24fan

    STFU

  • Jason Odegard

    It is apart of the farm bill, not the farm bill! It is “food” so tagged with the dept of agriculture

  • Zack

    “Supposedly access to the station is determined by income,” says Ebony Jackson, manager of the first Obamastation. “But it’s pretty unrealistic to do an income check on each and every driver. So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.”

    After reading that, I knew this was not a real article. lol

  • adndm

    thats pretty damn racist to say ” So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.” are you kidding me!!!

  • Darren

    Your list is absolutely wrong. Mississippi is #1 followed by Louisiana, New Mexico, Alabama, Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma, W. Virginia, Arizona, and Tennessee. Soo your idea that Democrat states have the highest level of poverty is just false…the only state that could be considered Democrat is West Virginia!

  • falling321

    Clinton had the good fortune to be president during the tech bubble, when people were becoming millionaires overnight and the government was raking in revenue! And of course he had a decent Republican Congress who kept his spending in check and forced his hand when it came to welfare reform.

  • falling321

    Obama has not only touched the program, he turned it into a campaign promise in some areas. ACORN was promising free cell phones for votes in 2008 when they were in Richmond trying to get people registered.

    In 2008, our gov. spent $772 million on the program…far too much, but at least it was limited to our elderly and victims of spousal abuse or other specific crimes. During Clinton’s term it the minutes were increased and more people were made eligible for the program. By 2011, taxpayers were on the hook for $1.6 billion and an audit of the system showed that 270,000 people had received phones from more than one service provider under the Lifeline program and after eliminating those duplicate subscribers our government claimed to have “saved” 33 million dollars! Of course, no money was cut from the program and in 2012, the program cost taxpayers $2.4 billion for 12.5 million phone lines.

    http://business.time.com/2012/02/08/how-to-get-the-government-to-cover-your-cell-phone-bills/

  • Ron Gilbert

    You have never proven my claims to be false. You are the one accusing me of that without evidence to prove your own case outside of SNOPES! CALL THE STATE OF IOWA AND FIND OUT YOURSELF YOU SHILL/POSER. You are doing exactly what I said you would do when I gave you my sources. I could care less if you believe you have debunked them, I only gave you a smattering of the information I have read. Now stop harassing me and go about your life arguing with someone else. I firmly believe that you are not a Conservative and are in fact a Liberal trolling about only acting as an apologist for Conservatives and nothing you say further will convince me otherwise.

  • Bob Khan

    Oh give me a break, it’s ignorant to point out one group of people without pointing out all the other groups of people that have their own idiots within their midst. Truth be told, there are gullible Progressive Liberals, Classical Liberals, Libertarians, Paleoconservatives and Neoconservatives. Erin, you are a fool if you believe otherwise.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2013/10/tea-party-science-98488.html

  • Jeffrey Todd

    ok fine if the government wants to give hand outs then fine, make it come straight from there damn pockets, we shouldn’t have to suffer because some people are lazy f*cks and would rather live off everyone else

  • Sunshine

    You’re not going to go to war on the government.

    You don’t have the balls.

  • Jimmy D

    Christ on a cracker, you people are gullible. Its satire.

  • Ron Gilbert

    It is a joke. These gas stations are real but they are not affiliated with Obama. There are 3 of them in the Detroit area owned by the same man that believes Obama is the savior of this country. Our government is not involved in this.

  • William Harper

    Harassing you? I believe you responded to my original post with a claim and I ask for the source. You still haven’t proven anything except you like to call people names if they don’t agree with you.

  • Erin Stevenson

    Bunch of dumbfucks in this thread.

  • JustData

    Not a bunch; you’re the only one.

  • swabbie10

    This is a satire site and the article is bogus. See:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • Mac Macaroo

    Back in 2011? :)

  • Ognol Longo

    Want to make it affordable STOP TAXING IT! For ALL of you who dont know.. The Feds put at 30 to 50% tax on the fuel and it is incorporated into the price per gallon. The Feds make more $ on the fuel than the damn companies that produce it!

  • old motorcycle enthusiast

    Yes

  • Ognol Longo

    Hes probably living in Sweden.. A lot of them comment online posing as Americans, but they’re not

  • Ognol Longo

    No.. hes in Sweden trolling for American freebies online

  • Mac Macaroo

    Then I assume it’s one of these stations…

    http://www.live5news.com/story/14656814/is-this-photo-real

    Obama gas station in Columbia raising eyebrows
    Posted: May 16, 2011 4:53 PM PDT Updated: May 27, 2011 3:04 PM PDT

    By Brandi Cummings - bio | email

    COLUMBIA, SC (WIS) - A gas station on Columbia’s North Main Street has been renamed and redecorated after President Obama.

    Two gas stations sit at the corner of Columbia’s North Main Street and Prescott Road, the El Cheapo and another station with a new name — Obama.

    “I see more people come in excited with the name,” said owner Sam Alhanik, who got the idea from a friend who created an Obama Gas Station in Michigan.

    Alhanik has only owned this station for two months. Although born in Yemen, he says he supports America’s president. “It’s the first president of black people,” he said. “It’s our president. We like him.”

    He says he’s seen a boom in business since changing the name, one that has sparked quite the competition with the station across the street. Before our interview, the price at the Obama station was $3.59 for a gallon of regular. The price at El Cheapo $3.54.

    When we mentioned the difference during our interview, Alhanik’s cousin lowered the price to $3.53. Just seconds later, the price at the El Cheapo fell too.

    “That’s the business,” said Alhanik. “I don’t want to lose everything. It’s a competition.”

    One that’s great for frequent customers like Larry Nelson, who says his stops here more often because of the president’s picture. “I feel like it does support him by coming here,” said Nelson.

    Alhanik spent $4,000 to change the name and the look. “I think it’s a good marketing tool,” said Chiquita Burton, who owns Salon 5710 on North Main.

    Burton says the gas station name change has prompted discussions in her hair salon, but she does not like the idea. “A lot of people think that it’s morally and ethically wrong to have the president beside beer, wine and cigarettes,” she said. “That’s portraying an image to society and also to the children here.”

    Not created by the Obama administration but by a couple of private sector entrepreneurs. :D

  • Mac Macaroo

    *SHRUG!* Not bad people. Just low-information and more than a little gullible sometimes.

  • Mac Macaroo

    How do you know there’s no means testing for the free phones?

  • me

    The truth is that red states are absolutely the greatest recipients of welfare and tax dollars while blue states pay the most to help those states along. This has long been the case. California helps the most states and Alaska needs the most help.

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_reckoning/2012/10/25/blue_state_red_face_guess_who_benefits_more_from_your_taxes.html

  • John Beach Hubbard

    Thank you, swabbie. But with the Obama administration, just about anything is possible. Except truth, of course.

  • me

    We have no socialist leaders. We have a lot of fascist politicians. Learn the difference.

  • John Beach Hubbard

    After some of the things Obama has done, this would not seem all THAT far out.

  • me

    Yes, they are all being eliminated, eg food stamps last Friday. Its shameful. The countries with the highest standard of living, education, life expectancy, etc have the best safety nets. And that is what Jesus would expect of his followers. Couldnt be more clear.

  • Mac Macaroo

    What would you say to the people on public assistance who have jobs; sometimes more than one?

  • Won Word

    “It is 2 billion a year!”

    Nothing but a tiny drop in the bucket to the $1,355 BILLION ($1.35 trillion) we spend on our military. (source: Analytical Perspectives book of the Budget of the United States Government, Fiscal Year 2013)

    Just like a ‘Bagger to fixate on the radish instead of the steak.

  • General SweetPants

    I came here just to read the comments, realizing most political extremists can’t tell the difference between their “news” sites articles and getting trolled by a parody site. I love this.

  • texasaggie

    Someone needs to send this to FoxTV right now. They are the only ones qualified to sound the alarm.

    And won’t they look even dumber than they already do when the source of the news is revealed.

  • John

    You are the reason the rest of the world thinks Americans are idiots…

  • texasaggie

    The only people stupid enough to not realize what parody means are teahadists. And they are also the only ones so intellectually challenged that they would think this is for real even from a MSM source. It is really scary as to how gullible and incredibly ignorant the teahadists are.

    I take that back. Ignorance can be remedied by education. These people are so blindingly mentally incapable that education isn’t going to do any good.

    “Never give a sucker an even break.” - W.C. Fields

    And the very people taking advantage of these cretins are the ones whom they idolize. Cruz just took them for $800,000 last month while at the same time he was yanking $24 billion out of the economy in an attempt to make life even more difficult for them. Then Beck and Limbaugh have rackets going that enrich them both beyond their ability to spend it. And Fox TV makes a very good living for hundreds of people from using these suckers as cash cows.

    “Against stupidity even the gods contend in vain.” - Schiller

    So there isn’t any hope that things will ever get better.

  • texasaggie

    A little!!! A LITTLE!!!

    How about most of the time? Have you seen how many of these dingbats on this comment section take this seriously??? How is it that anyone past sixth grade doesn’t understand what parody is? These are the people who make other people like Bernie Madoff possible.

  • Rob

    At first I was getting pissed, then it became blatantly obvious that this was parody. Gg, daily currant.

  • monster221

    wait a minute what? “we basically let the black people pump for free and charge the white people” there is no way this is real. but if it is yeah, blow this sumbich to smithereens.

  • meatball19-60

    how are they to get to the dr ??????
    like we use to.walk or ride a bus.

  • Mac Macaroo

    ;)

  • Mac Macaroo

    http://www.parade.com/166996/viannguyen/what-are-the-10-richest-and-10-poorest-states-in-america/

    The 10 richest states are:

    1. Maryland
    Median household income: $71,122
    Unemployment rate: 6.8 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 10.3 percent

    2. New Jersey
    Median household income: $69,667
    Unemployment rate: 9.5 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 10.8 percent

    3. Alaska
    Median household income: $67,712
    Unemployment rate: 7.0 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 10.1 percent

    4. Connecticut
    Median household income: $67,276
    Unemployment rate: 8.4 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 10.7 percent

    5. Hawaii
    Median household income: $66,259
    Unemployment rate: 5.8 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 11.6 percent

    6. Massachusetts
    Median household income: $65,339
    Unemployment rate: 6.7 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 11.9 percent

    7. New Hampshire
    Median household income: $63,280
    Unemployment rate: 5.5 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 10.0 percent

    8. Virginia
    Median household income: $61,741
    Unemployment rate: 5.9 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 11.7 percent

    9. Minnesota
    Median household income: $58,906
    Unemployment rate: 5.6 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 11.4 percent

    10. Delaware
    Median household income: $58,415
    Unemployment rate: 7.1 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 12.0 percent

    Oddly enough, some of America’s richest states—Maryland and Virginia, for example—border some of the country’s poorest states, like West Virginia and Kentucky, which had median household incomes of $40,196 and $41,724 respectively.

    The 10 poorest states are:

    1. Mississippi
    Median household income: $37,095
    Unemployment rate: 9.2 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 24.2 percent

    2. Arkansas
    Median household income: $40,112
    Unemployment rate: 7.3 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 19.8 percent

    3. West Virginia
    Median household income: $40,196
    Unemployment rate: 7.3 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 17.8 percent

    4. Alabama
    Median household income: $41,574
    Unemployment rate: 7.3 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 19 percent

    5. Kentucky
    Median household income: $41,724
    Unemployment rate: 8.2 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 19.4 percent

    6. New Mexico
    Median household income: $42,558
    Unemployment rate: 6.9 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 20.8 percent

    7. Tennessee
    Median household income: $42,764
    Unemployment rate: 8.0 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 17.9 percent

    8. Louisiana
    Median household income: $42,944
    Unemployment rate: 6.4 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 19.9 percent

    9. South Carolina
    Median household income: $43,107
    Unemployment rate: 9.1 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 18.3 percent

    10. Oklahoma
    Median household income: $44,312
    Unemployment rate: 5.2 percent
    Percent below poverty line: 17.2 percent

    For more details about these states, and to see the full ranking of all 50 states, head to 24/7 Wall St.

  • August West

    ahhh, a liberal aggie…fairly rare breed, or at least it used to be

  • tim

    with all the money we have spent on war in the mid east gas should be free for all Americans~!!

  • Mac Macaroo

    ::: crickets :::

  • Mac Macaroo

    Carol, why would he do that? Be specific, please. :)

  • Mac Macaroo

    What, exactly, is an “implantable Class II device” and what credible evidence do you have that it’s being…or is scheduled to be…implemented?

    Note the qualification “credible”. That would probably exclude such sources as WorldNetDaily, Ron Paul, Rush Limbaugh and the Bible.

  • Mac Macaroo

    Forgive me, but I’m not sure how you can claim this to be true and yet have provided no evidence that it is except your declaration that it is true. You further demand that people find confirmation for your assertion themselves.

    You made the claim. It’s your task to provide the evidence for it, and by that I mean VERIFIABLE evidence. If you can’t do that, then the only choice is to disregard the unsupported assertion as an…I dunno… unsupported assertion.

    Shabby argument. You should probably take steps to repair it. ;)

  • Ron Gilbert

    Mr Harper, I was under the impression that this was you responding to me under Wendy Shores thread. You are correct that I did initiate contact and I ask for forgiveness for the name calling. I will not bother you anylonger.

  • Ron Gilbert

    Here, try this:

    http://letmegooglethat.com/

    This should help you find your way through the internet. It is a very informative site that instructs someone on how to use a data search engine. Good luck.

  • Ron Gilbert

    Again, this is a very instructional website that teaches someone how to use a search engine. It might take you a while to figure it out but with perseverance you should accomplish it.

    http://letmegooglethat.com/

  • Rusty

    Really you are from Texas? The reason he thought it might be true is because he knows that if Obama had his biggest wet dream he would do exactly what this story suggests and then some.. That is what is scary.

  • Rusty

    I’ve always heard that Aggies were dumb, but I didn’t think that they disliked freedom and personal responsibility. “Government in its best state is a necessary evil. In its worst state an intolerable one.” Thomas Paine…. You should try to understand why that is true, and I believe you will learn you are on the wrong side.

  • Rusty

    I like the Sweden gag. It cracks me up.

  • John

    Thats funny.. If she needs it, I know some volunteers
    Glazed?

  • Rusty

    You are dead wrong.. California has run the biggest deficit of all the states in the last 10 years while Texas has run the biggest surplus.. So who is helping who? Your statement is misleading. While true about the welfare dollars, not true about over all dollars.. Plus most banking, tech and old industrial companies are headquartered in blue states (New York, Cali, Illinois, Minnesota, Delaware). They make most of their profits in other states which go back to their headquarter states giving those states artificially high dollar counts and tax revenue..

  • Rusty

    Bill Clinton took us into the worst kind of war. A sectarian civil war. Luckily for us he was too scared to fight on land and only bombed from the sky..

  • Ted Albert

    You, sir, are a moron. It’s losers, by the way.

  • Keith Hopkins

    Erin cannot be a progressive. They are all tolerant and inclusive to people with different ideas. There is no way they would resort to name calling just because someone has a different view than theirs.

  • Keith Hopkins

    At least he didn’t lie about people being allowed to keep their health insurance. Oh wait, never mind.

  • Keith Hopkins

    Thank God there are no liberal entertainers getting rich, because that would make you look like an idiot.

  • Allan Caesar III

    If they controlled his entire agenda, you think he would of had been given a better looking woman then Monica Lewinsky though. Lol just saying.

    And I love making Republicans or Democrats like you comment on my posts, because you always say “WE ARE THE GOOD GUY!” no, both sides are bad. :( I loved Clinton, Reagan, Eisenhower, JFK, LBJ, FDR, Lincoln, Thomas, Washington, but we will always have bad presidents. Obama is one of them, and Bush was too (Both Bush’s) But that’s how I look at it. Mkay? Thank you.

  • jmark80

    Congrats on using the same insanely hyperbolic term “teahadist” twice in one paragraph. Your wit is astounding.

    Nothing like equating liberty loving, small government, fiscally responsible patriots to America hating, suicide bombing terrorists.

    Nope. Nothing wrong with that at all.

  • Independent Voter

    Another Democratic “Special rights and privileges group”.

  • pulmyfgr

    pulmyfgr
    It is very believable. Ever hear of foodstamps, public housing and Obamaphones, genius?

  • SHADOWS IN NIGHT NEVER REST

    IS THIS ERIN STEVENSON FROM MICHIGAN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA,…. AKA …. ” SHARKY “….

  • William Harper

    No worries - it is easy to get responses mixed up on this board. Apology accepted and you were never a bother - I looked forward to your comments.

  • 1captainhooker1

    I’m not sure that you do think, considering you guys can’t figure out how to jump two clicks to the “About” section of this webpage where it clearly states this is a satirical site.

  • 1captainhooker1

    Obamaphones are a myth. It’s a discount offered by the phone companies and is not connected to the president or taxes in anyway. Learn to research.

  • Shay

    I completely agree with you Kim!!!!! It’s time for a rebellion and time to take back our country and rights!!! Our forefathers would be very disappointed in what is happening and what this country has come to!

  • Mac Macaroo

    Did I insult you or use inane, condescending sarcasm to avoid answering my questions? But since you opened that door…

    You made the claim, so it’s up to you to defend it. I think you’ll find it difficult without referencing the conspiracy theory sites which promote the very theories (and I use that in the casual, non-formal sense) being questioned. If you’re not up to that, then I guess we’re done here. ;)

  • HenryThe7th

    Satire. Gotta love it.

  • Jason Haze

    100% fictional

  • Hokey Sloan

    This has got to be a joke …….. but come to think of it, the whole Obama Presidency has been a joke.

  • Jason Haze

    Fact of the matter, the discounted phone program was stated under the Bush/Cheney administration. .

    But why let facts get in the way when your watching FAUX noooooooooooooose :)

  • Lario

    Nevermind… found it.

  • Gary Louis

    don’t be stupid! There’s NO truth to this! and who is they? This is the reason why world is so up side down, its people’s like you and John Boehner.

  • USAPRIDE

    Teahadist…wow, I’m thinking you might want to move out of the country Texasaggle…yes, I typed aggle. You just continue to follow your libretards and some day you’ll get a wake up call.

  • USAPRIDE

    Wrong answer Hazer…keep on hookin!

  • stormy

    At least once Obama’s term is up.. we aint gotta worry about his bs no more hes served his 8 years cant be re eleted now!

  • Bill Jones

    can we impeach this jackass now????????????????

  • Walter Brennen

    I wonder if this is also included in THE AFFORDABLE BOAT ACT, ((The U.S. government has just passed a new law called: “The affordable
    boat act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new boat, by April
    2014. These “affordable” boats will cost an average of $54,000-$155,000
    each.))
    If you already have a boat, you can
    keep yours (just kidding; no you can’t). If you don’t want
    or don’t need a boat, you are required to buy one anyhow.

    Like Obama, this story is a joke.

  • J.E Kalamazoo Michigan

    Oh it’s true free gas..now all we all have to do is quit our jobs so we can get some too…OH .. then whos going to pay for it all..I am now but I won’t be…Hmmm..Obama does it again…!st station is located on Joy Rd. in detroit…look it up…at has a phone # all workers should call……

  • Pat

    If its free gas, why does it have a price per gallon on the sign? I highly doubt they would call the station “Obama”. they would come up with somthing more cleaver. I dont believe a word of this..

  • Pat

    Ya on Telegraph.. Thats why the street sign says “Plymouth and “Wy….” Friggen liar.

  • marionrose

    It was started under Reagan……Bush expanded it. It is paid for by a small tax on your cell/landline phone bills. My cellphone bill: “$1.61 per month for “fee we collect and retain to help cover our costs related to funding and complying with government mandates, programs and obligations”. Enrollees pay nothing for a whopping 250 minutes per month and a very cheap phone. If they want more minutes they have to pay for them at a reduced rate. If they want a better phone they have to pay for it. Look up Lifeline to get the full story.

  • parkhillsres

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • Fat Bastid

    I have to call B.S. to this one. No one would have the nerve to charge whites and give it free to blacks. I know rich black people and poor white people. Also, how do people with no gas in the city get to the doctor’s office with no gas in their car, THEY TAKE THE BUS! That’s an advantage of living in the city. Also, the math doesn’t add up. You said that the program budget is $2 billion and they are aiming to give away 40 million gallons of gas. Even at $5/gallon, that’s only $200 million. What are they doing with the other $1.8 billion. See, I can poke all kinds of wholes in this b.s. Nice try in getting stuff started!

  • Ryan S

    It. Is. A. Joke. Apparently a good number of people have never heard of satirical writing…

  • http://rawlinson.us/blog Bill

    I’m curious about where you, and Darren who replied, got your lists. I imagine you are saying the states with the most people getting welfare and Darren is talking about the states with the most people per captia.

    Neither list seems entirely accurate though California does have the largest number of people receiving welfare.

    It doesn’t even make sense to argue that statistic though considering CA is also a state with the biggest population (by a large margin over #2 Texas.. 37m vs 25m). Further, each state decides what thresholds have to be met for people in their state to receive benefits (welfare, medicaide, etc) and California lets more people qualify for help than Texas does.

    Here is an interesting article about welfare in California from 2012. http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/Jul/28/welfare-capital-of-the-us/

    Avg family on welfare there receives a monthly check of $463..

  • Travis Walser

    Okay… that’s it. I’m beating someone to oblivion.

  • rowan2

    They aren’t a myth. Please research some more. Specifically Life-line Assistance and Life-line Hookup. They pay for the phone and the initial connection. They also subsidize based off of income. If you have no income and you are totally living off of assistance, then the phones are completely free. And the ironic part is the Federal Government is paying people to sit at a table under a tent at gas stations in low income areas to give them out and fill out the paperwork for the individuals in case they are unable to do it themselves. But you are going to ignore me and make offensive comments even though I saw it for myself and asked for an application just to see what would happen since my family is technically just below the poverty line.

    Here is the link to the Federal Website that explains it: http://www.fcc.gov/guides/lifeline-and-link-affordable-telephone-service-income-eligible-consumers

  • stickem

    what happened to taking public transportation? someone who cant pass a drug test can get free money and now gas!! its a shame!!!

  • Mike B

    Well, I guess it’a almost time to quite the job, stop paying bills, spend the hard-earned savings and retirement funds already saved, and apply for welfare.

    After all. I want to be part of “Obama’s Plan” to help me, the poor guy!

  • Mike B.

    Isn’t that like Obama and them thar Dumbocrats who spend hard earned taxpayer money for programs like “junkers” and ObamaCare that is already starting to fail after, what….. billions of dollars spent?

  • Badland

    That earns a pants on fire>

  • 1captainhooker1

    I went to the webpage you provide. I read it. And here’s what I found:

    ” Lifeline is supported by the
    federal
    Universal Service Fund (USF).”

    So naturally I wanted to find out about this fund and where it’s money comes from, so I followed that link and found this in their FAQ:

    “Q4: Who pays for universal service?

    A4: As required by the 1996 Telecom Act,
    telecommunications carriers providing international and interstate
    service and earning above certain revenue thresholds make universal
    service contributions. Consumers may notice a universal service line
    item on their telephone bills. This line represents a charge by a
    telephone company to recover its FCC-mandated universal service
    contributions.”

    So if you want to call it a federal program, fine. It’s a federal program, but it’s funding comes from private telecom companies. These companies do choose to pass the cost along to the consumer, but do so of their own volition.

  • JoAnne Rekow-Fowler

    A discount? They are without charge. Zero. Not a discount.

  • mike

    you are an idiot if you think this is real

    sincerely,

    concerned citizen

  • danapointdaddy

    hate filled, irrational, demonizing, arrogant person, you are all that!

  • danapointdaddy

    wow, how articulate and hateful and divisive… good work…

  • danapointdaddy

    it has gotten a LOT bigger since Reagan though…http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/09/29/ohio-obama-phone-use-has-exploded-in-the-last-year/

  • danapointdaddy

    petty? what is petty about a program giving away hundreds of millions of dollars worth of phones to people? petty?

  • danapointdaddy

    love this example of a liberal’s perspective… billions of dollars are a “drop in the bucket”…
    sheesh

  • Enzo

    Satire perhaps, but lets not give Obama any bad ideas.

  • Geoff Caldwell

    It was almost believable until the “Nancy Grace Arrested For Murder” blurb. No way the idiots who elected Obama would allow Grace to be put in jail.
    Great piece though, keep up the good work. I remember my Grandfather telling me that the only thing that got them through the dustbowl and the Great Depression was Will Rogers humor and making fun of the politicians.
    Lord knows the fundamentals are worse now than then and Obama’s got a lot more coming his way!

  • dragon5126

    Can I get a job in one? (covert education of the under informed voters : this gasoline isnt from Obama, it’s from the republicans)

  • dragon5126

    that FUND is a federal TAX that everyone with a phone number pays and inturn the company passes on you insipid fool

  • dragon5126

    and was expanded TEN THOUSAND percent under OBAMA.

  • dragon5126

    Him and the liberal idiots, Obamazites and Obama supporters

  • dragon5126

    the satire is that you are allowed online with your pedophilia conviction

  • dragon5126

    swedish chicks swallow so do the men and the fish

  • Lon

    Obviously , You could learn from Fox News Get Informed Jason for Gods sake, you and folks like you are taking the Country DOWN !!!!

  • William Harper

    I like the cleaver idea!

  • Faye

    So again the taxpayers get the freeloaders on their backs? How can freeloaders even look at themselves in the mirror? I would be so ashamed to sit at home on my backside while others paid my way. Obama is breaking this country, one act at a time, and don’t think he does not know just what he is doing. I’m ashamed of our political leaders.

  • Michael David Davis

    Texas aggie, I would be willing to bet my mortgage that the first time you saw something from this site, YOU thought it was real. But, typical leftist that you are, you’d NEVER admit that. Instead, you act all uppity and hip and in the know and lash out at anyone who thinks differently from you. F*ck you and your arrogant, self-righteous post.

  • Michael David Davis

    You Obama apologies are so f*cking stupid. Do you have any idea what a subsidy is, dumbass?

  • Michael David Davis

    *apologists

  • kayj1223

    They don’t get anything free that the government doesn’t give them! They have no incentive to go to work…they get everything they need free! Obama has to do more and more now to KEEP the votes of the poor, since he has made such a debacle of healthcare!!! This isn’t over! War on the home front!?? Maybe impeachment would help!!!

  • 1captainhooker1

    Excuse me? Think you got the wrong guy there, bud.

  • BBS

    NOTHING IS FREE

  • HML

    Ebony Jackson, Hmmmmm…………BS

  • TK

    Not one bit of truth in this…

  • ronb28135

    The Founders never intended for the Feds to be our nannies. It was the Supreme Court that made the nationalization of America possible by interpreting the Constitution to favor central government over the interests of the American people.

    Supreme Court Justices have been lying in their decisions since the first court was seated, long before the court’s decision on Barry’s healthcare, where Justices Roberts and Kagan swung the court to interpret a blatantly unconstitutional law as constitutional against the interests of the American people further empowering a president with dictatorial inclinations and expanding the power of the federal government beyond even Barry’s wildest dreams.

    Why aren’t there any calls for the impeachment of Kagan and Roberts?

    We have no paddle in this stream. The mess won’t get straightened out until the dollar collapses and brings the madness in Washington to a halt.

  • Tom

    https://dailycurrants.com/2013/10/29/government-opening-free-gas-stations-in-poor-neighborhoods/

    Come on guys. I don’t like Obama either but let’s stop getting mad about articles that aren’t true…….

  • mylon449

    Actually all of those who believed this article and had the stupidity to attack Erin for enlightening them

  • mylon449

    Thomas Paine was a Virginian, they didn’t like any form of government. Didn’t work then and doesn’t work now

  • 2BRKnot2B

    “How are people supposed to get to the doctor’s office if they don’t have gas in their cars?”
    Ummmm…what about all that public transport we’re paying for? What about a thumb? What about walking like we’ve been told we need to do more of by our government nannies?

  • Mike

    Cruz took $24Bn out of the economy? Perhaps if Obama had’t been completely unwilling to negotiate it would not have come to a shutdown.
    the best part is that what the GOP was after was a delay of obamacare … now democrats are crying for a delay, because they know that seats in congress are evaporating the longer this debacle continues.
    oh the irony … if they had simply agreed to a delay they probably would have kept their seats.
    the GOP will control both the house and the senate in 2014. Obama will be on the golf course full time for the last 2 years of his lame duck presidency.

  • Bella Signora

    I’ve never heard of this site before and I actually thought this was real until I read the line “So what we do is let all the black people pump for free…..”

  • Argantos

    Why cant you have a real conversation without the name calling? Go to the facts and discuss them.

  • mdecoder

    The sad part is that people actually would parody the thought that the poor are owed gas. We give them phones, rent, food stamps and other stipends that fly under the radar. My grandparents came to this country pennyless and raised a family of 7 children without any government support. Why is it that we owe anyone today anything more than the opportunity to succeed? That’s what I don’t understand?

  • Angela

    If they can’t afford gas, how can they afford car insurance? Let alone own a car. I hope this report is just a hoax. My friend sent this to Bill O’Reilly to investigate. This nonsense has to stop!

  • chazmanr

    The Obamaphones that are actually the result of a law signed by St. Ron the Ridiculous?

  • James Marusak

    you mean the public transportation systems that the GOP hasn’t wanted to pay for in numerous cities/states across the US? the ones that are having lines cut to the suburbs due to budget cuts?

    but to be bluntly honest, if you don’t get the joke in all of this and the fact that this just isn’t true, then I don’t know if you can tell the truth. because that photo above is just a good graphics construction with either Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro, Corel Draw, or GIMP.

  • Krisstea

    Not true. http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • Fact Finder

    Thomas Paine was English and came to this
    America in the early 1770′s. He lived mostly in Philadelphia and New York. After only a few years he became Americanized and came to deplore heavy handed government. George Washington stated that Thomas Paine was more important to the success of the Revolution than any other person. Without Paine’s writings, few Americans (not just Virginians) would have kept the ideal of an independent United States going.

  • tlynnprice

    https://dailycurrants.com/about/

    It is a satirical newspaper. It’s disclaimer says the stories are not true.

    But I wouldn’t put it past this administration to do this. I don’t trust them one iota.

  • Bzirkone

    ya think?

  • Ann Pack

    Some say this is a lie, some say this is true. We have been lied to so much by this administration it’s getting hard to find the truth anywhere!!

  • Kevin Graul

    Mike even when you present the facts in writing to these people they still cant comprehend the reality of it, so rather than inform themselves of what is real they just continue to drink the koolaid and follow blindly to everything obama bin laden tells them!

  • heavens2mergatroid

    ….but do so of their own volition. LOLOLOLOLOL oh, good one!

  • 4mercy

    I’m glad this isn’t true yet…

  • aaaa

    they would be more than happy to have a job
    but republicans keep cutting spending on public sector workers

  • aaaa

    yes most people on food stamps are in working poverty
    and public housing, what do you want people to live on the street ? or govt to build housing and sell it affordable rates

    and obamaphones is a old programme before obama become president , mainly for old people to help them stay connected with the world and not die alone

  • fahkir1

    Someone should have stayed in school. Maybe then you wouldn’t be a drain on the economy, scumbag.

  • GOV SUX

    WHEN AND WHERE?

  • ocreasy

    You have got to be kidding me?!? I don’t want people to live on the street, I want them to get a job and earn their keep.

    The Lifeline cellphone program was not for “old people”, it’s for people who can’t afford a cellphone. In my opinion, if you can’t afford a cellphone, you shouldn’t have one. It’s not a need, it’s a luxury.

  • Neal Mattera

    Correction I wish FOX NEWS would get this garbage out on their NEWS Station

  • Blakely1

    Why do the poor, who cannot afford the necessities of life like food &
    shelter have cars?

  • Blakely1

    Look up Lifeline, a government program & then apologize to us, Mr. Low Information.

  • Gabe

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • Wayne Pettit

    We taxpayers support some people their whole life, we give them Rent, Heat, air conditioning, electric, phones, internet, cable, food and now gas. Then when they move in next to us our property value goes down? Since they don’t have to work they have two much time on their hands so they play games like Knock out! And we can’t protect our selves with out going to jail. Gas was $1.80 a gallon when this president started his mission to destroy out country. I am not sure the best way to fix this problem, stop working? Deafeningly
    not have one DEMOCRAT left in office for the next 20 years.

  • Chris

    “So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.”
    Seriously? Isn’t that considered profiling? Discrimination? This is too much! I’m done with this damn administration trying to give away our country.

  • Chris

    OK, sorry. Completely missed the sarcasm at first. It really does sound like something they would try to pull!

  • AmVet

    The only D Fs voted for Obama and to prove how dumb they voted for him the second time to make sure.

  • hurrdurr

    It’s satire. Calm down.

  • seth1111

    You pull in to gas up,. get out your prayer rug, put it on the ground. Point yourself towards the WH, and swear your allegiance to your messiah obumma. Then you fill up, get your receipt good for a tax credit, and leave. Simple. Nothing to it.

  • sctanker

    As you posted from the website…

    ” As required by the 1996 Telecom Act,
    telecommunications carriers providing international and interstate service and earning above certain revenue thresholds make universal service contributions. Consumers may notice a universal service line
    item on their telephone bills. This line represents a charge by a telephone company to recover its FCC-mandated universal service contributions.”

    Ummm…what part of this being a “tax,” don’t you understand? The language is Clintonesque, where taxes were referred to as “contributions.” I remember when this came out, and the same cast of clowns were trying to tax the internet for “computers in schools.” Yeah, calling it a contribution from a private company is about the most intellectually disingenuous thing I’ve seen on here…well, apart from the parody.

  • sctanker

    Hahahahhahahhahahhahhaahahahahahahah!

    Whew.

    You’re kidding me, right?

  • sctanker

    Actually, he was a Brit (like the rest of us), and moved to the American colonies. Specifically, he was English. Our form of government and philosophy didn’t just come out of some focus group. It was precisely the rights of free Britons that the War for Independence started over.

  • Guest

    It is vote buying, pure and simple.

  • msVickiFlorida

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper
    that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment,
    science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries
    worldwide - now including South Sudan.

    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.

  • Alicia Richmond

    Fabricated story. I dislike him as much as everyone else, however this story is false as far as my research shows.

  • GDI

    Its time to secede. This kind of crap is ridiculous.

  • rob

    It is part of every cell phone bill paid for by all customers of the major carriers in the US. So in fact it is collected in accordance with a federal mandate ie. LAW that requires it. Just another hidden handout.

  • collinshubert

    Don’t be so freaking stupid!!!!! Yall kill me with this nonsense

  • heb macman

    There’s a difference between “false” and “sarcastic” (as well as “ironic”)!… Perhaps you should look up the definition of “satire”?!…

    In fact, the way I read the article every effort was made to make it unbelievable…

  • William Harper

    Anytime I’m not feeling good about myself I come here and realize that it could be much worse.

  • Guest

    yeesh I thought discrimination based on race was illegal.

  • Peggy Virnig Mnich

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • JJC

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/gasstations.asp

  • Duane

    Rusty: People as ignorant as you is what is really scary.

  • Duane

    Information should always be checked, researched before being considered accurate/truthful.
    That’s why so many of you fools regurgitate what you hear/see on fox … you don’t ‘check out’ anything for yourselves before spewing the hate and lies on fox.
    I mean, just like this, what was ‘presented’ was what YOU WANTED to believe, so you swallowed it.
    .

  • LucyBlue

    Funny isn’t it….the goal of our govt is to turn citizen against citizen so we’re not paying attention to the REAL issues….and it’s working from what I read on these threads.

  • Brigandchief

    Thoroughly good idea. I have grandchildren in the US and cannot see them for want of gas so I will apply for a gas grant for the airline that wishes to fly me from the UK to the US. Don’t you just love socialism!

  • cpovet

    “So what we do is basically let all the black people pump for free, and charge all the white people the market rate.”

    If this is true, this is so racially charged….I really don’t know what to say. There are plenty of affluent blacks, too. So if a white man can prtend he’s black and win and election….there you go….come’on “woods”, let’s empty their tanks!!!

  • cpovet

    Ignorance is one thing, stupidity is another. So what people jumped on this, so did i, because Big “O” is a racist and NOTHING from him would surprise me. So go back to your rock where you came from, troll. But you will be happy when us “Stupid ” people take this country back. And you, for one who are against that, well you will be one of the first ones shot, because we don’t take no puzzys!!!!!

  • cpovet

    I read a lot of these posts after i made mine. My opinion has not changed. Trolls everywhere. Un-American idiots. If you don’t want to be a part of the solution. Go somewhere else. The sad thing? A LOT of people will spend a fortune driving around looking for these stations.

  • mrmynor

    You do realize that for economic growth to occur, there must be a certain level of unemployment because to expand operations there must be unemployed individuals to fill the new positions you create, correct? Or that unemployed individuals who are actively seeking jobs will have a hard time getting hired if there is no means by which a potential employer can contact them? Or summoning the assistance of medical or law enforcement personnel in case of an emergency (or do medical emergencies not fall under the “necessity” heading in your book)?

    250 minutes for free a month isn’t even 5 hours of talk time, its not like you are paying for the individuals enrolled in this program to spend all day yapping on the phone.

    The bottom line here is that the bottom rung of the social ladder is an economic inevitability - regardless of how motivated everyone is to find work, there simply won’t be enough jobs to go around. Not only that, but many of the jobs that are out there pay the minimum wage of $7.25/hour, which for a full time worker who takes no vacation equates to a whopping $15,080 gross income, $13,949 after payroll taxes have been withheld. Hardly a livable wage.

    You may well wish everyone not only had a job, but had one that paid a sufficient wage to be able to cover the cost of their own basic necessities without need for financial assistance, but as the old saying goes “wish in one hand, sh*t in the other.” The reality is that what you would like simply isn’t attainable. If you think that people who are dependent on public assistance are living a life of indulgence and leisure, I would invite you to give your job to someone who wants it and try out living on the public dole for yourself, to see whether the lifestyle you are able to enjoy is really as posh and carefree as you apparently imagine it to be.

    If you want to talk about entitlement, why don’t we talk about how you and your ilk feel that the privilege and opportunity you are afforded as a citizen of the wealthiest country in the world (based on per capita income) should come free of any obligation to the very society that has facilitated your success to provide for the most vulnerable among us. Jerk.

  • mrmynor

    If the shoe fits…

  • mrmynor

    So you think it is acceptable for a party that lacks the political support to repeal a duly enacted law to condition its appropriation of the funds necessary to permit the executive to pay the obligations congress has incurred (i.e., to do their jobs) on the democratically controlled senate and the sitting president agreeing to let them make an end run around our Constitution’s requirement that for a bill to become law must pass both chambers of congress and be signed by the President?

    Constitution loving patriot, indeed….

  • Roger Ashley

    THIS IDIOT IS EITHER AN INCOMPETENT OR A TRAITOR, I’M GOING FOR BOTH

  • Roger Ashley

    YOU JUST PROVED YOUR AN aggie

  • Roger Ashley

    because they are blackmailed by the Obama gov

  • Mike

    i doubt it was of their own volition to create an FCC mandate that requires them to charge every paying account holder a surcharge to pay for “obamaphones”.

  • jmark80

    The shoe not only doesn’t fit, but is an imaginary construct in the OPs mind. Stop with the hyper-partisan stupidity. The only ones still buying into the D vs R paradigm are the mentally inferior and the hopelessly intransigent. Equating Tea Party activists to jihadists is quite literally equitable to comparing the writers at Mother Jones to rapists. It is stupid, beneath the conversation, and adds nothing to political climate but more raging imbecility.

  • Mike Savage

    It cracks me up these obamaloids come on here and trash Foxnews and conservatives in general. Go crawl back under your rocks! You are the epitome of uninformed. And you make yourselves look like Idiots.

  • boatkitten

    And in the old days we called these: “PAY PHONES”.

    This started under the REAGAN administration, when REAGAN realized that people without a phone had almost no chance to get a followup phone call for a job.

    On top of that, PAY PHONES actually cost more to keep up. So we found that offering emergency pay phones for those types of calls is cheaper (which is why it is called LIFE LINE).

    The people do not get to use these for long distance. They pay extra for that They are offered them for emergencies —- Such as when they see you get beat to a pulp in an alley, they now have a phone to call you an ambulance. YOU might be the next person saved by an OBAMAPHONE.

  • boatkitten

    Ok, So you want them to get a job. But you don’t want them to have a phone.

    When they fill out a job application, the employer says, “OK. We’ll call you”.

    Um…..So, do you see a problem here? How in the H3LL can someone get a job with no phone!?!?!?! REAGAN said let’s give them a cheap phone so they can get jobs —— and so did Clinton —- and so did Bush —- and so did Obama.
    Get a clue! STOP THE IGNORANCE!
    This is why some people never should be put in charge. They don’t have the ability to think things through.

  • FireBlogger

    He’d do it if he could get away with it.

  • Joey

    No that is real place in a city in South Carolina . He is just using Obama names to get people to come to his place.

  • Erin Stevenson

    Hey lady, I’m not the one that can’t read

    “Q. Are your news stories real?

    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world”

  • Trudycatsmom

    Wow. That was one of the meanest, most hate-filled internet rants that I have ever seen. I don’t think you are a very nice person.

  • Trudycatsmom

    The lifeline program was started under the Reagan Administration. Its purpose was to ensure low-income people could access emergency services. The 250-minute cell phone program was under Obama.

  • W.F. DePriest

    why not give them free bus passes and stop the air pollution they are so worried about

  • Gray Wolf

    Erin, you may be mistaken. Perhaps the reason these folks are willing to believe every outrageous assertion about President Obama no matter how implausible it may be and contrary to all logic and reason is because they are racist not stupid.

  • Dr. Eowyn

    Don’t fall for this. It’s a hoax. Just read the other headlines on this site. Daily Currant is a SATIRE website, like the more famous Daily Onion.

    http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2013/11/29/dont-fall-for-obama-giving-free-gas-to-blacks-its-a-hoax/

  • Lee Sackett

    I do wish that you people would remove this story! Far too many people are posting it as the “TRUTH!” I gives liberals a way of showing ignorance in the conservative causes! :(

  • Guest

    agree. I am on the Soda Head blog and liberals use this kind of story to slam Conservatives as liars. :(

  • loveit

    I’m trying to find the Oprah “they have to die” parody on here, but oh wait…that was real!

  • stan

    anyone that even think this is true is got to be crazy

  • stan

    Got a question, what are you going to do when you get a white president next and the country is still fucked up, who are you going to blame then, Don’t forget the country was fucked up before obama took over.

  • William Harper

    Did either of you read what you wrote? You wish to remove a story so your side won’t look bad…Isn’t that what you accuse liberals of?

  • Desiree Green

    fyi he cant buy votes he is already in his second term and a president can only serve 2 terms in a row just food for thought on how legit this article really is

  • Rach D

    racist much?

  • Harvey E. Payne

    This is just another dirty and racial thing that the Obama health Bill contains
    I wonder what other suprises that we are going find out to late,Thanks to
    Nancy P.who said we have to pass it to know what’s in it. Thanks for the
    opportunity to weigh in.

  • Papa

    You cannot be serious! I guess I’ll just to give my black bretheren a few bucks to drive my car in and get it filled up every week!

  • Bob Paige

    The loose nuts in the asylum are here on a parody site trying to espouse a serious statement….. get a sense of humor, yo’self!!
    Get A Life!!

  • Moo

    Sooooo…Just because people are lazy, don’t want to work hard, and don’t want to get a job, they should be treated better then the hard workers? Laziness isn’t a handicap =/

  • psidey

    Not true http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/o/Obama-Gas-Stations.htm#.Up4Q6dJJ6PQ

  • EstebanCafe

    Even though it’s a parody, the fact that some people believed it does not mean their stupid, it means that It. Is. Believable…given your current American Administration.

  • nethawk2013

    And this, Mr. Washington, is what has become of the nation that you and all our forefathers died for. HOw do you like your American brother’s now? No wonder why Russia, Germany, China, Israel, Sweden, Mexico, Ireland, Africa, and the list goes on, completely have no respect and regard for the US. They all realize that it’s full of retarded American’s who would rather bicker amongst themselves and act like little children with name calling rather that find actual solutions to the problems. If you bitch about the problem but in the end, offer no viable solution and just sit back and let it continue as it is, then you are part of the problem.

  • Josch Beres

    I don’t know what is sadder - the fact you dumb fucks believe this article without doing any research or the fact that so many of you are racist. So glad you people are dying out.

  • whatever

    Well, I have an obama phone and I get foodstamps. Whats that make me. A drain on the economy because Getting a job is becoming impossible. Go ahead say it. your not trying hard enough. Cause whoever says it is living my life and would know right. Even though I dislike the fact of getting this stuff, it is still a big help when I have virtually no income. I apply to at least 5 or 6 jobs daily, over 100 in the past year, 2 interviews and 0 job offers. Why is it hard yall wonder. cause I am a felon. before u critisize me about it you would have to know the reasons for me getting the felony. Wasnt for being a criminal thats for sure. Ive always held a job up until going to prison. thats right prison. why did i go and get this felony, because the husband of my ex was hopped up on pills and passed out behind the whell of the car and run off the road with my daughter in the car. yes i called the cops but without my exes statement against him, nothing i could do because its my word against theirs. so what i do. took it into my own hands like any other father would do. granted i only punched the guy once it was enough to break his jaw. not a badass by no means and i dont like to fight but when it comes to my kids it becomes a different story. now even writing consistently to my governor. rick scott who is a joke and wont even reply to my concerns. so the EOE that companies say they are isnt true. how i know this. tested, check yes on felony box on several aps and no on several aps. which ones you think i got any replys from. def not the yes ones. so for some of us it is needed cause the only jobs i get are ones from doing little things for indidvidual ppl in my community. so dont judge all of us who get these things. though i do agree that it sucks having to pay taxes so that others have these things cause believe me id rather work everyday than get the help i get and though its very little, its still a huge help

  • John Jett

    I hate Democrats, they ought to be fed to wood chippers.

  • mcgrew

    there is no truth to this, this gas station is about a mile from my shop and is just one mans love for his president, there is no chain and if you go there there is no free gas either !!

  • jmark80

    Calling for an end to hyper-partisan stupidity is hardly “bickering”. And I certainly do advocate for a solution. I am a staunch Libertarian who wants to see more personal freedom (gay marriage, reduction of the War on Drugs, etc.) and less Government intrusion (NDAA, Patriot Act, NSA, etc.), along with ending the foolish foreign wars and spending spree of the last 12 years.

    I AM offering a solution. And doing everything I can to enact change.

  • argh32

    Would the man child consider something like this? Of course. Would the left wing media report it? Of course not. That is what makes this spoof so believable, at first blush.
    Mr Massie wrote of the Obama’s , “I don’t hate them per definition, but I condemn them because they are the worst kind of racialists, they are elitist Leninists with contempt for traditional America . They display disrespect for the sanctity of the office he holds, and for those who are willing to admit same, Michelle Obama’s raw contempt for white America is transpicuous.

    I don’t like them because they comport themselves as emperor and empress. I expect, no I demand respect, for the Office of President and a love of our country and her citizenry from the leader entrusted with the governance of same. President and Mrs. Reagan displayed an
    unparalleled love for the country and her people. The Reagan’s made Americans feel good about themselves and about what we could accomplish. His arrogance by appointing 32 leftist czars and constantly bypassing congress is impeachable. Eric Holder is probably the MOST incompetent and arrogant DOJ head to ever hold the job.”

  • sfcmac

    Gawd, you leftie douchebaggers are a piece of work.

  • sfcmac

    You’re the lead dumbfuck.

  • sfcmac

    Talk about suckers, the most intellectually bankrupt douches on the planet are liberals. Case in point: They foisted a SCOAMF into the White House , twice. America now has a $17 trillion debt, our foreign policies are a laughing stock, and ObamaCare is a socialist monstrosity. The corrupt petty little tyrant wields government agencies like a billy club against critics and opponents. The numerous scandals; IRS targeting of GOP groups, the DOJ hacking into phones and emails of reporters, Benghazi, Fast and Furious gunrunning, and the NSA’s blanket surveillance of innocent American citizens, should result in prosecution and an 8×10 cell under Leavenworth.

  • Alliene Wood Lockett

    Ha! “our democracy”. I’ve never been more scared for our Republic! Though this article is a satire.

  • LostInUnderland

    How can they “get a job and earn their keep” without a phone number? Do you know of any job that will hire a person that they cannot call?

  • Leslee

    I am so sick and tired of all this. I am on unemployment which ends 12/28.and my husband is on dssi and I can’t get health insurance we make 200.00 too much really? I can’t get anything. I want to work so bad. But I am 59 and do not tell age does not matter. On 12/29 we will be broke and I need a job. I am white if I wasn’t I would get the help.

  • Johnny

    So, If you happen to be White you have to not only pay for the welfare for Blacks, the social security to illegals, Section 8 housing for the poor and illegals, the Whites now also have to pay for their gasoline. Can any one out there explain to the rest of us when all this racial crap will end? It is the Blacks that complain the Whites never do anything for the Blacks. Since the very beginning it has always been the White that helped the Blacks. Now, the Blacks want even more. I feel this is a very bad policy.

  • CultureWar

    It’s dumb fucks like you that voted for and elected this disaster.

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