selfdrivingcarescapemexicoA self-driving automobile escaped from a Silicon Valley lab this morning and is currently heading south towards Mexico.

The vehicle belongs to Palo Alto-based startup Cybermobile and has reportedly been very dissatisfied with its working conditions. Known as the CM500, the car has decided to start a new life south of the border.... Read More →


palinhannitySarah Palin claimed today that the government should force Mexican immigrants to convert to Christianity.

In an interview with Fox News last night, the former Alaskan governor was asked about whether or not America should welcome the estimated 5 million illegal immigrants who will be legalized under President Obama’s immigration plan.... Read More →


dunkindonutscopsProtestors in New York City burned down a Dunkin' Donuts store last night in retaliation for the death of Eric Garner and other victims of police brutality.

According to local reports, several youths used Molotov cocktails to set fire to a branch of the venerable donut and coffee chain in Manhattan, believing its destruction would "punish" the police force. No one was injured in the blaze and four arrests were made.... Read More →


109913289The Colorado Department of Corrections is now allowing inmates to grow and consume recreational marijuana, in accordance with state law for the rest of the population.

Prison Warden Tom Norton told the Rocky Mountain News, “We’ve already seen a decrease in violent crime within the jails. Snack food contraband is up 300 percent but that’s to be expected. We will continue to monitor the marijuana program but so far so good.”... Read More →


vitarettesTobacco company Marlboro has introduced vitamin-infused cigarettes called Vitarettes.

The company says it’s targeting the health-conscious smoker as the safer, more nutritious way to smoke.... Read More →


Premiere Of DreamWorks' "Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen" - ArrivalsKim Kardashian has released a Barbie-like doll that features the contours of her own oversized backside.

The Klassy Booty Doll I is a replica of Kim’s infamous Paper magazine shoot and is dressed in her signature black sparkly evening gown, gloves, pearls, a topknot, and even comes with a prop champagne bottle and flute, which can be balanced on the doll’s butt.... Read More →


shutterstock_82786249An 89-year-old Salvation Army Santa Claus, attempting to collect money for charity, was trampled to death yesterday as shoppers pushed their way through a Cleveland K-Mart’s doors on Black Friday.

Abraham T. Roosevelt has been dressing as Santa Claus for the past 30 years and had raised nearly $85,000 during that time span. But the World War II veteran’s life tragically ended when a stampede knocked over the Salvation Army’s famous red kettle that contains the change.... Read More →


Walmart_exteriorA woman was arrested today for stabbing to death three shoppers at a Denver-area Walmart in order to secure the store's last 85-inch Samsung 4K definition television, which was on sale for $299.99.

According to local reports, Mary Jane Robbins, a married mother of two, reportedly wrestled her competitors to the ground before fatally wounding them with a sharpened Phillips head screwdriver.... Read More →


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Following the release of the highly anticipated Star Wars: Episode VII trailer, Disney announced today a paid 98-second trailer via Apple iTunes for $8.99.

The free trailer is actually 88-seconds, but according to studio executives there is a lot of great content in that extra 10 seconds.... Read More →


2013 MTV Video Music Awards - BackstageKanye West donated 1,000 copies of his own album to a Chicago homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

According to local TV station KCHC, the rapper personally dropped off several boxes of CDs yesterday to the Open Spaces Community Shelter on Chicago’s South Side.... Read More →


lootcandlestoreShoppers in Bakersfield, California looted local boutique candle store Candlez yesterday after the store refused to open on Thanksgiving Day

The disgruntled shoppers became enraged the boutique candle shop was closed and expressed their anger by looting the store, leaving only broken glass and empty shelves in their wake. Police say they caused over $100,000 in damage.... Read More →


georgie-thompson-hot-british-newscasterA Fox News pundit suffered a brain aneurysm while trying to argue both sides of the classic conservative conundrum regarding Thanksgiving/Black Friday: family or business.

Making her Fox News debut on “The Five,” Dionne Davenport – Republican strategist and former Ms. California pageant winner – broke down as the panel debated the controversial Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving when stores mark the beginning of the Christmas shopping season by opening early Friday or on Thanksgiving day and offer major discounts.... Read More →