Santorum Listed as ‘Bisexual’ on OKCupid Profile

May 05, 2014

santorum2Rick Santorum is listed as “bisexual” on the popular dating website OKCupid.

According to a report this morning in the Washington Times-Picayune the former Pennsylvania senator has been using the screenname “RangerRick55” to solicit gay sex in the Washington D.C. area.

Several gay men in Washington told the paper that they have gone on dates with Santorum in the past few months, only to see him back out when things started to get physical.

“We met up for a few dates, and I thought he was really sweet in a Leave it to Beaver sort of way,” says one man on the site. “He was smart. Very well-read. I was impressed.

“Sometime after our third date he said he wanted to meet at the Four Seasons hotel. So I was like sure, why not. He’s kinda cute in those sweater vests and all.

“But when I got to the room he had already gone. He left a note saying he thought I was really ‘scrumptious’ but that he didn’t want to risk going to hell. I was like, whatever. Plenty of fish and whatnot. It was only later I found out who he was.

“I think this whole cat and mouse game is really weird. Just come out already Rick. There’s nothing wrong with it.”

Santorum is one of America’s most ardent opponents of gay rights and marriage equality. He has vigorously campaigned for same-sex marriage bans across the country and once notoriously compared gay sex to beastiality.

Many liberals have long wondered if Santorum himself were gay, like fellow critics of homosexuality such as Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

They appear to have their answer. Santorum’s OKCupid profile -- particularly his answers to the site’s dating questionnaires -- is riddled with the not-so-subtle signs of a gay man struggling to come to terms with his orientation.

In response to a question asking “Do you need to have sex with your partner before you get married?” Santorum wrote, “I’ve been married for 35 years and still haven’t had sex with my wife.”

In response to a question asking “Are you a cat person or a dog person,” Santorum wrote, “I prefer anacondas, if you catch my drift.”

A spokesperson for Santorum declined to comment on the report.

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