New Firefox Browser Automatically Blocks ‘Gay Propaganda’

Apr 02, 2014
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The Mozilla Foundation released a new version of their flagship Firefox web browser today that automatically blocks access to all websites affiliated with the gay rights movement.

Firefox Family, which is still in beta testing, was developed for the "traditional values" market in the United States as well as for use in emerging markets such as Saudi Arabia and Uganda, which have strict laws against homosexuality.

In addition to blocking all gay pornography, the new browser blacklists the websites of gay rights organizations like the Human Rights Campaign and the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation  and displays an error message explaining such sites are blocked as “homosexual propaganda” when accessed.

The blacklist, which also contains the social media accounts of several prominent gay rights activists, is hard-coded into the browser and cannot be modified by the end user.

“Firefox Family is simply intended to provide choice in the marketplace," explained Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich in a Skype call with reporters today. "Some people buy into the gay agenda, and some people don’t. Here at the Mozilla Foundation we believe in serving both types of customers. That's what real equality looks like.

“Why should everybody have to be exposed to this lifestyle when they surf the internet? Some parents want to protect their children from being recruited into homosexuality. They deserve to have the tools to do so. Most people are sick and tired of international faggotry, and personally I don't blame them.”

Fire The Fox

The release of the controversial new software comes as the Mozilla Foundation is already under fire for its stance on gay rights. Although the organization itself has long had gay-friendly policies, its new CEO Brendan Eich opposes gay marriage and in 2008 donated $1,000 to a campaign against marriage equality in California.

A number of Mozilla employees have called on Eich to step down, a request he has so far refused. Several members of the organization's board of directors have resigned in protest over his selection. And dating site OKCupid is asking Firefox users on its site to switch to competing browsers.

However, Eich reiterated today that he isn't going anywhere and claimed that he's the only one facing discrimination.

"The most persecuted people in the United States are white males who believe in traditional marriage," he pleaded. "If I actively advocate for discrimination against a class of people, then suddenly my job is at risk. Can you believe that? What kind of a fascist, politically correct country is this?

"All that should matter in a leadership role is job performance. What if the CEO of Coca-Cola didn't believe white women should marry black men. And he went around the country giving part of the salary he earned at the company to organizations that tried to ban interracial marriage.

"Would we seriously ask him to step down from his post just because of this personal belief? That would be ridiculous! The company is doing great."

In addition to Firefox Family, Eich is also reportedly working on a version of the JavaScript language which eliminates the use of curly brackets, which he describes as "too gay" for his taste.

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  • Thomas Favors

    This sounds like a good idea, to some people, in theory, but in practice it is fundamentally flawed. We all know that the more homophobic you are, the more of a closet homosexual you are. Traditional value types are the ones who frequent those websites the most. So it is basically self defeating. Sorry guys, but this is an epic fail.

  • Jaap Zeldenrust

    I can’t find this version of Firefox anywhere. I this even real?

  • Jaap Zeldenrust

    The sites that are supposed to be blocked by this new version of Firefox also don’t report anything of the sort. This is an issue I care about passionately. If true, I would stop using this browser and try my very best to kick up a shitstorm on the web, but as far as I can see Mozilla just has a bigot for a CEO, and it’s not influencing their corporate policy. While I’m not happy with having a homophobe heading a company I like, I draw a line at demanding certain political opinions from the people in the employ of the companies I associate with. Is tis a real issue, or are you just riding a wave of public outrage?

  • PayCloserAttention

    No, it is not real. The Currant is a satire news site.

  • PayMoreAttention

    The only epic fail here is the fact you thought this article is real.

  • Jaap Zeldenrust

    Thanks for the heads up. First time I came across this site, and this seemed just about credible enough to warrant a second glance. Still don’t like the new Mozilla CEO much, but at least I can keep using my current browser.

  • Jaap Zeldenrust

    Guess that’s what I get for skipping the last three paragraphs.

  • Jaap Zeldenrust

    Poe’s law strikes again.

  • Donna

    A day late is what it looks like.

  • Gljazzhead

    um. satire.

  • Thomas Favors

    I think the epic fail is that you didn’t get the satical comment I made to a satircal post. Seriously? Did you honestly think I thought it was real? Pay more attention.

  • Jesus H. Goldberg

    Awesome way of making an utter idiot of yourself. Homophope AND stupid. Good job!

  • Thomas Favors

    Okay guys, we need to stop telling people that this is a satire website. Some people realize this and respond in a satirical way, only then to be called idiots by morons who would think this article was real if they didn’t read the disclaimer. Even for those that do think it is real, let them, it’s more fun that way.

  • Thomas Favors

    Ask yourself why it is satire, then apply that same reasoning to peoples comments when they post things that seem to treat the article as real. You will quickly come to understand how some people reply to satire with satire. Try it yourself, it is pretty fun, well at least until someone comes along and spoils it by calling everyone stupid and saying it is a satire. Those people are the real idiots.

  • Michael Sean

    I read an article on Phys.org (I think) reporting that the human brain has a BS detector located on the right frontal cortex. According to the article we all believe what we hear or read but after a few milliseconds this detector kicks in and we start analyzing.

    The problem is that this detector isn’t fully developed until someone is in their early twenties and starts to decline after age sixty. If true this might explain why these are the groups most likely to fall for a scam or to read satire and not recognize it as such.

  • unclesamonmars

    Nice handling of being told you missed the boat. Some of the people on the internet would crucify you for not realizing this was satire. And I applaud you for admitting you skipped the last part of the story.

  • unclesamonmars

    I wouldn’t agree that it is an epic fail, but I will agree PayMoreAttention should do just that.

  • Thomas Favors

    Until then, I will just have to start ending those comments with “in case you can’t tell, I was being sarcastic.” Homer Simpson quotes aren’t that bad a way to end things though.

  • soulo1

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This person is a racist impostor using my likeness to post things all over the web^^^^^^^^

  • Jesus H. Goldberg

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This person is a racist impostor using my likeness to post things all over the web^^^^