Ann Coulter: Coca-Cola CEO ‘Should Be Executed For Treason’

Feb 04, 2014

coltercokecorrectConservative commentator Ann Coulter provoked controversy today by calling for the public execution of Coca-Cola's CEO.

In an interview with Fox News this morning, the bombastic author claimed that the company's Turkish-American leader Muhtar A. Kent should be hung for treason over Coke's Super Bowl commercial celebrating diversity.

The advertisement, which featured the song "America the Beautiful" in several different languages, has caused outrage amongst some on the right who argue it somehow denigrates English-speaking Americans.

Several conservative leaders have denounced the ad on Twitter, while others have called for a boycott of the Atlanta-based beverage giant. In the interview this morning, however, Coulter proposed a somewhat more radical solution.

"I wanna see Mustafa or Mufti or whatever his name is in the middle of Times Square with a noose around his neck," she told host Brian Kilmeade. "This guy is clearly working for Al-Qaeda, Hezbollah and the Mexican drug cartels.

"We live in America. We don't speak languages from other continents -- we speak English. If you're the CEO of an American company, using Spanish and Arabic in your TV ads is giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

"I'm not talking about vigilante justice. Let's just put the CEO of Coca-Cola on trial for treason and then have a dozen of our finest Marines carry out his execution in public so the world can see what happens if you disrespect our language and culture."

Fakin' It

Coulter is no stranger to outrageous statements. In the past she has called for America to invade Muslim countries and convert them to Christianity, compared liberalism to the Ku Klux Klan and once used a homophobic slur to refer to presidential candidate John Edwards.

Although some think Coulter is a true believer, most people now recognize that her controversial behavior is a staged effort to increase her book sales using hyperbole.

Although she has achieved great success in the past, Coulter's latest book, Never Trust a Liberal Over 3 - Especially a Republican, has received poor reviews and hasn't gotten as much attention as her previous titles.

When contacted by the The Daily Currant, a representative for Coca-Cola issued a brief statement in which the company offered to pay for Coulter to see a psychiatrist.

"Coca-Cola considers itself a good corporate citizen," the statement reads, "and we just want to make sure this mentally ill woman gets all the help she needs."

  • Peter Castle

    The best parodies are rooted in truth.

    Coulter’s use of elimination rhetoric is legendary. The book, The Gospel According to Ann Coulter (at http://www.coulterwatch.com/gospel.pdf) provides an analysis of her dismissal of the pro-life movement in practice and also contains an entire appendix devoted to her elimination rhetoric.

  • timfromla

    Muhtar A. Kent should be hung for treason over Coke’s Super Bowl commercial celebrating diversity… (because) it somehow denigrates English-speaking Americans.

    Well if that’s true, lets get a posse to Coulter’s house and build a hangman for treason, as she herself has denigrated English-speaking Americans by demanding Kent be HUNG…HUNG? IT’S HANGED!!!!!

  • ORAXX

    It’s hard to satirize Coulter, because what she’s on the record as having ACTUALLY said, isn’t far removed from this piece. (She’s been this way ever since Dorothy dropped a house on her grandmother.)

  • Guest

    Somebody kill that bitch before she lays eggs.

  • Noah Nuoweymahn Talavera

    Kill her. Kill her before she lays eggs.

  • Greg Cirillo

    She’s an entertainer and says this stuff because it makes her money. She preys upon mankind’s darker spirits for personal profit. The same explains the “legit” media outlets that give her a platform. It’s profitable. The mystery is the legion of soft minds that follow her.

  • Ted Mankowski

    this idiot and others like her is what has changed me from right wing to liberal. Aid and comfort to the enemy? gtfoohduchbag.

  • jake31

    don’t worry she’ll just eat them.

  • TheSharpenedPen

    Coca cola is treasonous and deserving of all of the rhetoric that Coulter uttered. In typical liberal fashion, rather than respond to her arguments, coca cola derided her character instead, positing that she was ‘mentally ill’.

    No, coca cola, what is mentally ill is your policy making - how can you do a commercial like this where everyone is divided upon racial and ethnic lines, and cannot even sing together in English as Americans?

    This commercial represents the not so slow any longer drip of marxist globalism. Divide and conquer multiculturalism is clearly this commercials class warfare game plan, and it is not at all surprising to see an ex American, liberal, transnational corporation like coca cola, flaunting globalist ideals in our faces.

    You would never see a commercial like this in China - no, it would be performed in Chinese, not Arabic, swahili, french, spanish, etc. and as it should be. National identity and cohesion are vital to stability and growth.

  • Big D

    Maybe she just wanted him well hung.

  • James Conder

    That’s what I was thinking as I read this. If I didn’t know Daily Currant was a satirical site, I would no trouble believing this was a true story.

  • Guest

    She’s such an idiot…Al Quada is a CIA creation Ann…duh…

  • adam kippes

    glancing through your 1407 comments leads to the conclusion you are the most dedicated poe ever. are you an employee of the currant?

  • JorgenSlips

    Funny read :)

  • JorgenSlips

    My thought too :)

  • John Clark

    Almost as stupid as Palin but twice as evil…

  • Jeff Brown

    This is what happens when He-Man takes a break. Skeletor does whatever she wants. Bring back He-Man to combat her!

  • Jeff Brown

    You’re right, in China it would be in Mandarin, Cantonese, Tibetan, Mongolian, and English, as those are officially supported languages.

  • http://www.donkeyrescue.org/ Doc Darlin

    “We live in America. We don’t speak languages from other continents — we speak English.” >>> Absolutely priceless.

  • Chris Occhi

    Seriously this woman is a prime example of the problem with america….

  • A brightidea!

    Part of America speaks Spanish because it was conquered by Spain! Duh.

  • Mike W.

    Who’s to say he’s no already hung?

  • Mystia

    “We live in America. We don’t speak languages from other continents — we speak English.” Im sorry but this sentence is just so hilariously stupid. DO i need to get a map to point out where England is exactly.

  • Gaston

    We need to stop paying attention to her. It’s that simple. I will no longer click, read or listen to anything she has to say. If she comes on TV, it’s the “mute” button until she’s done. Even if her hate-filled speech is just a cynical attempt to further her pathetic career, why play ball? The Ann Coulters of the world offer nothing new. I, for one, am bored with her. I have no desire to feign outrage so I can feel superior to her. She won’t shut up no matter how earnestly I pray so my best option is just to tune her out.

  • fldpwrman

    well she can’t be denied treatment for her mental illness as a pre existing condition, thanks to Obamacare.

  • Donna Marie Hall

    OMG. This makes me giggle, except for the fact that she’s just another twit.

  • Hagbard Celine

    Patriotism kills.

  • Carol Wright

    I do not believe stations, even Fox News, still allow this nutcase on the air. what a cruel heartless beast she is…

  • http://www.facebook.com/carl.miller.9678 Carl Miller

    Women with Adam’s apples don’t have eggs.

  • Miss_Ann_thrope

    This vile and evil harpy needs to step-up the crazy game! People like her are the reason the GOP and the Tea Baggers are losing their constituents. I can’t begin to encourage this foul mouthed, reprehensible sub-humanoid enough. Keep it up you disgusting, puss filled, bloviating sack of hatred! You are working wonders for the credibility of anyone from Faux News or the Tea Party! The not very funny thing is that this is supposed to be satire but how is it possible to tell when it is Ann Coulter? If you want satire regarding Ann - you should say she made a pass at Michelle Obama and is ready to come out of the closet as a full fledged lesbian! Now THAT would be satire

  • Miss_Ann_thrope

    With your reasoning the National Anthem should be sung in Cherokee or Choctaw - is that right?

  • denise

    Why is she talking about people being executed? ANN what did your parents teach you….NOTHING…..who are you to talk about the rights of other people? Your parents did not raise you right girl or guy with adams apple. Whatever.

  • bobe123

    Did she really say that or is this just satire with the Daily Currant picking up where The Onion has left off?

  • zx74125800

    The very funny thing is, it is believible she would utter this kind of stuff. Really, you guys are very funny.

  • unclesamonmars

    I looked at some of the other “sharpenedpen” posts. I think what is really needed is trying decaffeinated. Man! A post goes on forever to paraphrase Todd Rundgren.

  • unclesamonmars

    Outstanding comment!

  • Ehsan Irani

    They do. It’s in their throat.