Obama Nominates Oprah As Ambassador to Russia

Feb 18, 2014

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President Obama nominated Oprah Winfrey to serve as ambassador to Russia today.

In a written statement, the White House said the veteran broadcaster has been selected to replace Russian policy expert Michael McFaul, who announced last week that he was stepping down after little more than a year on the job.

"Oprah Winfrey is an accomplished businesswoman and a cultural icon," the statement reads. "Although she started with nothing, now this captivating entertainer is worth billions of dollars.

"Achieving her success took an enormous amount of intelligence, tenacity and grit. All of these skills will serve her well representing America’s interests in Moscow as the next U.S. ambassador.

"Since she left The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2011, Ms. Winfrey has been searching for a way to give back to the American people. Using her considerable communications skills to resolve geopolitical conflicts will further cement her legacy as one of America's greatest national treasures."

If confirmed by the Senate, Winfrey will become one of America's highest profile diplomats and the first African-American to serve as ambassador to a major world power. Confirmation hearings are expected to begin next week.

The Obama administration has been under fire in recent weeks for choosing under-qualified campaign donors to represent U.S. diplomatic interests in key countries around the world.

At recent hearings the incoming ambassadors to Argentina and Iceland admitted they had never been to those countries. Meanwhile, America’s next ambassador to Beijing admitted that he’s "not a China expert."

The issue is said to have provoked considerable discord between the State Department, who would prefer career diplomats to serve as ambassadors and the White House, which uses ambassadorships to reward campaign donors for their contributions.

Oprah was one of the biggest donors to Obama's campaign, and even traveled with the president on the campaign trail. While the White House admits that her lack of diplomatic training will be a handicap, they will be sending some extra assistance to compensate.

"We realize that Ms. Winfrey lacks foreign policy experience and will need some help performing her duties in Moscow,” says White House chief of staff Dennis McDonough. "That’s why we’re also sending Montel Williams and Jerry Springer.

"Mr. Springer is an expert in conflict resolution and should really come in handy with regards to Syria and Chechnya . And Mr. Williams is a fantastic spokesman for any product. American foreign policy is proud to receive his endorsement."

In Moscow, reaction to the appointment has been mixed, with some saying the choice of an entertainer is a sign of disrespect. Others, however, greeted the news sarcastically.

"I think she’ll do fine," says Natalya Simonova, a university student. "Everyone in Russia loves black people."

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1263585005 Susang Oilranger

    Are you freaking kidding me? This is real? I think she should be the next Ambassador to Libya, there’s an open position there.

  • Nino Rekhviashvili

    This is so so dumb. This woman believes in “the secret” and is an entertainer. Wtf does she know about politics? What an insult to the rest of the actually qualified lawyer and policy makers. Pathetic.

  • Nino Rekhviashvili

    lol I take my comment back… forgot what site I’m on

  • Mstinamarie

    Why not…afterall, Obama is prisident. Neither one qualify for such positions in my opinion.

  • Igor

    In the Russia while it happens many things crazy ones. you think it bad but many are okay this one. peace is it now.

  • Igor

    the opra will or no be good item for post. question is okay with all it. why or yes?

  • Igor

    is premier the one of best? may be that the opra is yes good. it in Russia then it is okay.

  • vorinsky25#

    a joke Russia then yes to it. web site with all funny. funny for is it fart?

  • Greg

    good, u can have her, obama, pelosi, reid,,our entire government,,they are useless to us,,,u can use them

  • joepoli

    And the jokes continue to come from the Obama non-Administration. Is she going to live in Moscow or live in one of her palaces in the United States. Democrat members of the one percent always get rewarded by the Master of Income Redistribution!”

  • Patrick Brandel

    Jerry Springer (Democrat Talk Radio host and admits to paying a hooker with a check in this campaign ad for governor of Ohio in 1980) This gy brings us the Jerry Springer show and has woman show of “Jerry Beads” (Breasts) as part of the humiliation entertainment

    Oprah (100% is Racist)

    Montel Williams (Uses the race card when ever he is in a jam, he said Republicans are racists on July 13th 2012 and later the same year he said the forces behind an ad against the legalization of medical marijuana in Arkansas are racist) Time and time again this man attacks anyone who says anything against Obama as a racist.

    President Obama, really you think this is good for America or for your cause? You couldn’t come up with anyone else to represent our great country?

  • Keith Johnson Ccra

    What he should hanging around her neck is a cowbell!!!

  • mary ellen

    us president and his administration has gone completely mad. However, Hillary was a lawyer, first lady and a senator and as secretary of state she did a horrible job, so maybe what we need is an actress now to be a diplomat. Crazy, but it is the world in which we live. Pray, pray and then pray some more.

  • n6242

    Yes it is disrespect to those who have worked and studied foreign affairs and politics. Some in Russia say it is disrespectful to have an entertainer in the position. I so agree…what’s next?

  • John

    Glad you woke up Nino

  • Frank L Phelps

    Surely the part about Montel Williams and Jerry Springer going along with her is a joke………Right?

  • William

    You do realize this site is being facetious with every article is posts? Probably to enjoy people’s reactions! Yours was good!

  • William

    Most of them don’t wake up- which makes it all the more humorous for us, I guess!

  • Louisa Crane

    okay seriously people this is fake and supposed to be funny. no need to get all angry

  • NoJohnLocke

    Anyone else enjoying the Irony of the partisan news subscribers believing EVERYTHING they hear/read is credible?

  • Jesus H. Goldberg

    You know, someone as retarded as you, actually believing an article on THIS site - should not, ever, talk about stupid. Ever.

  • Jesus H. Goldberg

    You’re still an idiot!

  • Oleg1014

    Please no say that to Nino. If not apology, I crush you.

  • Jesse

    Actually, yes, they were kidding you. that’s what the Daily Currant does. It’s a satire website.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1263585005 Susang Oilranger

    LOL yea I figured that out, but still think she would make a great Ambassador to Lybia. Just saying.

  • Jesus H. Goldberg

    More like a noose…

  • Jesus H. Goldberg

    Заткнись, иди на хуй

  • Carolyn Miller

    Bull!