Sarah Palin Tweets ‘Happy Birthday George Washington’ on July 4th

Jul 04, 2014

palin4thSarah Palin attracted ridicule on Twitter today for tweeting a happy birthday message to George Washington.

The former Vice-Presidential candidate was apparently confused by the meaning of today’s July 4th holiday, which celebrates America’s independence from Great Britain.

In a tweet posted this morning she wrote: ‘It’s #July4th. Happy birthday to George Washington, a great American patriot and conservative.”

Unfortunately for Palin, George Washington was born on February 22, 1732 and his birthday is celebrated as a national holiday in the United States on the third monday of that month.

Often this day is known simply as Presidents’ Day and has more recently come to be associated more broadly with any U.S. president.

Meanwhile Independence Day in the United States - commonly known as the Fourth of July - celebrates the adoption of the Declaration of independence on July 4th 1776, which severed sovereign ties with the British crown.

Palin’s inability to distinguish between these two major American holidays invited comments on Twitter that she is “dumber than a bag of nails inside George Bush’s asshole” and “the modern face of lead poisoning in America”.

In a post on her Facebook page, however, Palin defended her tweet and claimed that any  criticism of her remarks was politically motivated.

“All this nonsense on Twitter is just another example of the gotcha liberal media trying to play politics with our nation’s most sacred holidays,” she wrote.

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  • Bryan

    That’s not Sarah Palin’s twitter account, you asshats.

  • Guest

    You should really do a little bit of fact checking you dumbasses. I don’t even like the woman but FFS try and be a LITTLE BIT professional.

  • SpinaForReal

    And their you have it folks! Our unbias media at work! What idiots!

  • WS

    Bwaahh ha ha ha ha ha…the gullible idiots commenting before me defending their idiot queen have no clue that this is a comedy / parody. That makes this twice as funny.

  • Victoria

    Well, I’m no dummy and I keep saying,
    Happy thanksgiving!

  • pragmastist

    If this really was true it wouldn’t surprise me.

  • 123hw

    It’s meant to be a joke.

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha1

  • JCfromNC

    And once again Poe’s Law comes into play. For a moment I believed this story, because she comes across as just that stupid.

  • headintheclouds

    Not entirely the truth as that’s not her official twitter account lol!

  • kira

    It’s Obama’s fault that Sarah Palin is so dumb

  • Caribou “PAYCUT” Barbie™

    Oh please

  • Caribou “PAYCUT” Barbie™

    You just don’t get it.

  • labman57

    The best satire has a kernel of truth beneath its layers of silliness.

    The reason why people could easily believe that Palin actually made this online brain fart is because she suffers from chronic cranial flatulence.

  • vito33

    Wouldn’t surprise me.

  • Robt Bomba

    It’s rare that conservatives don’t support kings and other royalty. Liberals always struggle for freedoms against the tyranny of conservative monarchies, which is why “liberty” and “liberal” always go hand in hand. Ms Palin, bless her little heart, still hasn’t figured out that she was used big-time by the establishment when she was signaled to be the VP candidate.

  • Flats

    This dimwit was picked by a real asshole, John McCain, to the VP. Unbelieveable how stupid a so called college graduate can be. I’ll bet she can’t count to 22 even using 10 fingers, 10 toes and two nipples.

  • Rickapolis

    You cannot parody Sarah Palin. There is nothing so stupid she could do that would not be believable. She actually did talk about “our North Korean allies.” I heard her say it.

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    I can count to Eleven if I have my hands in my pocket…..