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Sen. Lindsey Graham Endorses Gay Marriage

Apr 03, 2013
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GrahamSouth Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham became the latest Republican to support same-sex marriage today.

In an interview with local NBC affiliate WYFF in Greenville, S.C., Graham said he hoped the U.S. Supreme Court will recognize a "constitutional right to marriage equality" when it rules on the issue in June.

Graham's move makes him the third sitting Republican senator to support gay marriage, following Ohio Sen. Rob Portman and Illinois Sen. Mark Kirk, who both recently announced their support.

"I think it's a human rights issue," Graham told WYFF anchor Bruce Nolan. "Some people, they just have urges. And they can't help it. They don't choose it. Maybe they don't even want other people to know about it.

"But these urges - they're not wrong. It's just the love of God manifested in a different way. And I think we need to recognize that love as a society though the institution of marriage."

Carolina in My Mind

Graham's reversal surprises some observers given that - unlike Portman and Kirk - he is up for reelection in 2014 in a deeply conservative southern state. Graham is also single, has never married, and has on occasion faced rumors about his own sexuality.

"I just can't believe he'd do this," says Larry Sabato, a political science professor at the University of Virginia. "This is a political kamikaze mission. I just can't see the point of announcing support for gay marriage in South Carolina."

However, some astute Washington watchers think his move is less about politics, and more about his personal life.

"You know that Lindsey Graham is gay right?" says a student at Georgetown University. "Like, he's actually a closeted homosexual. This has nothing to do with politics. I think he just really wants to get married."

Queer Eye. Straight Guy?

The difficulty Graham may have as a pro-gay marriage candidate was illustrated when a farmer from Westminster called into the program to challenge his announcement.

"Lindsey, I voted for you twice. And I like the way you put that Susan Rice back in her place. But I believe it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve. And you won't have my vote next year."

"I don't buy into any of this Adam and Steve nonsense," Graham responded. "What if Adam really likes Steve? What if he thinks Steve is just is fantastic and smells really nice?

"What if he can't stop thinking about Steve's large, rippling muscles and tight, toned body? What if he dreams of taking a long, hot shower with Steve and rubbing soap all over his soft, silky skin?

"What is Adam supposed to do then? Just go home and forget about it? No. Adam and Steve should have the right to be together. Pursuit of happiness, it's in the Constitution fellas."

Graham has served as a senator from South Carolina since the retirement of Sen. Strom Thurmond in 2003.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1475725362 Bill Bledsoe

    Graham will be replaced by Senator Lee Bright in 2014.

    Graham defeated himself with his Hitler Like legislation.

    Graham wants to legalize 11,000,000 poverty level, known criminals much like Hitler’s brownshirts which were poverty level, street criminals.

    Graham has a bill to register and confiscate firearms exactly like Hitler registered and confiscated firearms from his subjugate races.

    Graham has openly taken away our civil rights with his support of drone assassinations of FIVE American Citizens without a judge, trial or jury. This is exactly like Hitler taking away the civil rights of his subjugate races.

    Graham has openly taken away our civil rights with his open support of GITMO Bay where Graham can call anyone a terrorist and have them drowned three times a day until they don’t know their own names. This is exactly like Hitler taking away the civil rights of his subjugate races.

    Hitler always counterfeited his subjugate races into economic collapse. Graham tells us we’ve borrowed $16.7 Trillion US Dollars to create his Hitler Like Dictatorships in Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt and Libya, WHEN IN REALITY THERE ARE ONLY $9.2 TRILLION US DOLLARS PRINTED AND CIRCULATING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

    A stack of 100 US Dollars measures 1/2 inch thick. If you were to stack Grahams counterfeit US Dollars, A STACK OF $16.7 TRILLION US DOLLARS WOULD REACH ALL THE WAY TO THE MOON AND BACK AGAIN.

    No Graham defeated himself in 2014 with his Hitler Like Legislation.

  • Angry Wasp

    Not sure if retarded libertarian who doesn’t understand parody and needs to be put in a padded cell, or troll

  • smartalek

    The eternal question, when dealing with the current crop of Publicans and other conservatoids:
    Are they crazy, evil, or just irredeemably stupid?
    As often happens, the good ol’ Magic 8-ball gets it right:
    “Signs point to yes.”
    In other words, all of the above.

  • intewedm

    Graham is a traitor to the vast majority of Americans and needs to be replaced by someone with Christian values.

  • http://www.finchhaven.com/ John Sage

    It’s really very simple, folks:

    No evangelical “Christian” theocracy in America.

    Separation of Church and State. The Constitution. You’v heard of it.

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