Obama Agrees to Repeal Obamacare as Part of Shutdown Deal

Oct 15, 2013
Signature Health Reform Scrapped in Victory for Republicans

statement-2President Obama has agreed to repeal the Affordable Care Act as part of a deal with Republicans to end the government shutdown and extend the debt ceiling.

According to sources close to the administration, the President made the decision last night to sacrifice the law, popularly known as Obamacare, to prevent the budget crisis from further harming the economy.

A draft of the agreement calls for Obamacare's immediate repeal and directs the Congress to create a bipartisan alternative as a replacement. Government funding and the debt ceiling would be extended for six months.

"Basically the Republicans outmaneuvered us," says an aide to White House chief of staff Denis McDonough. "This combined shutdown and debt ceiling strategy was just brilliant. Obviously we can't let the government default on the debt, so we have no choice but to give up Obamacare.

"Sometimes you just have to admit when you've been beat. And we got beat, it's as simple as that. Ted Cruz is some sort of a genius or something. I can't believe it has come to this."

Mission Accomplished 

Republicans shut down the government on Oct. 1 in an effort to force President Obama to repeal the Affordable Care Act, but at the time few observers predicted that the president would give up his biggest legislative achievement.

As the shutdown has progressed, however, the economic damage has accumulated, putting pressure on Obama to find a solution to the crisis. The looming debt ceiling expiry on Oct. 17 gave Republicans more leverage, as a debt default would cause unprecedented harm to the global economy.

"I always knew we'd win this fight," says Jim DeMint, a former Republican U.S. senator from South Carolina and current chairman of the conservative Heritage Foundation. "All we had to do was make sure Obama blinked first. And boy did he blink on this one.

"I can't wait to use the next debt ceiling to extract more concessions. Why do we even have an income tax, for example? Can't we replace it with a tax on grape soda or something? And what's with all these food stamps? It's cheaper to give the indigent seeds and let them grow their own food."

Although the bill is certain to pass the House, it may have a tougher time in the Senate where Democrats still hold a majority. Many Democratic senators are uncomfortable with giving up a program whose major provisions are only just now being enacted.

"I'm not sure about this agreement," says Sen. Barbara Boxer of California. "I'd like the government to reopen, but at the same time do we really need to give up all of this? For the moment, I'm leaning no on this one. But we'll see."

  • JohnnyK

    Considering that there are no actual REPUTABLE news sites posting about this, this is obviously a hoax.

  • SmoovJC

    I agree. No chance. The comment about the GOP strategy being “brilliant” gave it away. Don’t post this on any walls. 99% chance this is a liberal hoax to try and make conservatives look dumb.

  • Roger

    Both of the previous commenters are clearly missing the joke, and don’t realize they’ve wandered onto a satirical website. Cleary illustrates Americans’ knee jerk reactions to headlines, and lack of reading comprehension.

  • LarryC

    Total BS “news” source- just like that “Most Social National Barack Channel” (MSNBC) station!

  • rachel

    How much more left-bias can you infuse into a “news report.” Responsible journalism in this company’s practice is far from the standards of respectable.

  • chrisgcc

    its called a satirical news source for a reason. because it isnt true. if you complain about the quality of the reporting, please stop using the internet. its not for you.

  • Russ

    They should impeached him because of all his of the stuff that he has caused for the Americans. And all of this shutdown is for obamacare so I say impeached him

  • anonymous

    I can’t believe people actually debate the legitimacy of this. Look at the date on the article people, it’s in the future!! Of course it’s fake, the whole site posts fake news! Go read the onion or something……

  • Daniel

    We do not have to do anything to make Republicans look dumb!

  • vindicated56

    This is a satirical news site, but google it and you will find it on government sights as well….im not so quick to dismiss this

  • Scruggs

    The responses here, it’s like the people that watch The Colbert Report and think Stephen’s persona is his actual belief system on politics. Satire is hard, for the TEAliban at least.

  • Komiko

    LOL love this line “I can’t wait to use the next debt ceiling to extract more concessions. Why do we even have an income tax, for example? Can’t we replace it with a tax on grape soda or something? And what’s with all these food stamps? It’s cheaper to give the indigent seeds and let them grow their own food.”

  • truth is proof

    and it looks like it worked haha, i love how dumb reds are

  • ohiojim

    Impeached him….past tense?? Your a genius.

  • dubYA

    You’re*

  • ijustmightbecrazy

    Satire: the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

  • ohiojim

    Ahhh, got me. lol

  • Rachel Hogan

    Really? I would have never guessed…

  • Rachel Hogan

    Figure that out all on you own, did you?

  • Jeff_V

    We can’t make you people, can we?

  • Jeff_V

    Make you up I mean.

  • dubYA

    I couldn’t resist. lol

  • Wayne Langley

    Wishful thinking for t-baggers.

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  • http://groups.yahoo.com/group/EvidencefortheBible/ Galut1

    funny how libs take this and run with it …I would say satire is also hard for libs to differentiate form real truth and yes conservatives can be fooled too … Always check the source ….