Politics

Sarah Palin: ‘Eat Less Chinese Food’ to Reduce Trade Deficit

Jul 23, 2014

palin1000Sarah Palin has asked Americans to reduce the trade deficit by eating less Chinese food.

In an interview on Fox News this morning, the former Alaska governor claimed that our growing trade deficit with China has become a national security risk and outlined her strategy for reversing the trend.

“We need to quit eating so much darn Chinese food,” she told Fox and Friends’ Steve Doocy. “Don’t Americans realize that the Chinese are taking too much of our money already?

“Every time I go to Wal-Mart all I see are ‘Made in China’ labels. Toys. Televisions. Those things you screw into the ceiling to make light come out. Everything is made over there nowadays.

“It's hard to find American-made televisions. But can’t we go without Chinese take-out? There are so many good, old-fashioned American choices out there. Ever heard of pizza?”

The United States has had a trade deficit with China for decades, as its consumer-driven economy devoured China’s cheap manufactured goods.

The deficit with China hit a record $318 billion last year as a recovering economy pushed U.S. imports higher.

Not included in those statistics, however, are sales made at Chinese restaurants in the United States. Because these businesses are typically locally owned and use locally sourced ingredients, eating Chinese food has a negligible impact on the U.S.’s balance of trade.

This seemingly obvious fact was not lost on Doocy, who attempted to alert Palin to her mistake.

“Sarah, you know I love you,” he remarked, “but Chinese restaurants are part of the local economy. The food doesn’t actually come from China.”

“Steve, that’s ridiculous,” Palin replied. “Why is it called Chinese food if it doesn’t come from China?”

Palin served as governor of Alaska from 2006 to 2009. She was the Republican Party’s candidate for vice president in 2008.

  • pragmastist

    I think the “Daily Currant” made a mistake and published an authentic article in this case. Get it right next time.

  • Anon

    Pizza….isn’t that Italian Sarah?

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    What’s really, really scary is that it’s impossible to tell what’s satire and what isn’t about Palin.

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  • THEyardpilot

    Not a problem for people with an actual IQ.

  • THEyardpilot

    Actually, it is not. If you want to go back to origins, it goes back to the stone age.

  • mike953

    Genius

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    Oh, you’re soooooooooooooooo clever! I bet you’re the coolest kid in the 6th Grade.

  • Texas_Pete

    WTF will the Jewish folk eat on Christmas day then?

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    Actually, everyone has an IQ. Thank you, nonetheless, for demonstrating your own.

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  • Joe Smith

    pizza? you know they are made in Italy right ?

  • RAPE_THE_POPE_APOCALYPSE_FUCK

    Sarah meant we should eat more Chinese people, right?

  • http://www.aclu.org i1n1f1o1m1a1n1i1a1c1

    “Palin” is correct. Our Founding Fathers knew better than to patronize Chinese restaurants.

  • nogeeksadmin

    I always get kick out of teabaggers when they claim that the Left “fears” this moron. LOL.

  • Jack E Raynbeau

    Sarah may have grounds for a lawsuit here. She didn’t say that and it can’t be considered parody. Parody requires that no reasonable person would believe it to be true.

  • JIMMYPALMIERI

    DUMB BITCH

  • Joe Brito

    I wonder if she can see China from her house?

  • http://www.photosincolor.com/ Ed Gregory

    bahahaha. Good American Dishes ‘Pizza’

  • Russ

    This must be from the Onion. Really…

  • Bonta-kun

    Because, yeah, they just lined the country in the 18th Century…

  • Frag Monger

    My GOD she’s stupid! How can ANYONE take her seriously?
    (Yes, I know this is fake - but SO easy to believe Sarah would be this stupid — because she is!)

  • Durant Imboden

    Dang. I guess there’s no hope that she’ll play Russian roulette.

  • Nodramame

    Actually pizza originated in China.

  • tonyg101

    For someone that they don’t fear they sure spend an inordinate amount of time tearing her down.

  • http://www.patheos.com/blogs/kimberlyknight/ Kimberly

    Y’all need to jiggle the nobs on your satire detectors.

  • RBL2RDR

    She’s had too many take-out orders of Sum Dum Ho.

  • lookingfortara

    Lawsuit for what exactly? Parody applies when you are talking about copyright, not making fun of a public figure. Are you getting your property and con law classes mixed up?

  • Kirk

    I rarely laugh out loud at comments, but that did it.

  • Jose

    That is a good one, normally one Chinese could feed a family of 6, but after eating so much Chinese food now days, one typical American could eat two Chinese people, in one sitting.

  • ChaseBH
  • jimvancise

    Shouldn’t there be a “disclaimer” somewhere?

  • Bladewalker56

    Apparently, Sarah is too stupid to realize that ALL of the
    Chinese take-out food eaten in the U.S. is grown, made and consumed right here in the USA, right?

  • sudon’t

    Pizza, and Berlusconi’s prostitute and coke habits, are the only things keeping the Italian economy afloat.

  • sudon’t

    This is true. That’s why the word “authentic” always accompanies the phrase “stone-baked pizza.”

  • suemenow

    Is this “for real?”

  • Mac Macaroo

    I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic. :)

  • Mac Macaroo

    No, it’s from the Daily Currant…also a satire site. 😉

  • Mac Macaroo

    I’m pretty sure he was being sarcastic. 😉

  • DASKAT

    People, please stop reminding everyone that this site is parody. The site gets more amusing when people show their true idiocracy. At this site, laugh,don’t educate, It’s a waste of your time and our humor.

  • http://alice.bigbig.com/ Jason Haze

    Sarah Palin for president 2016, and for sure Hillary Clinton will win

  • llcisyouandme

    There is a clear difference between tearing someone down out of “fear” (more often for entertainment or instruction ) and, in this case, subjecting someone to well due ridicule for their fumbling attempts at fractured logic. Is she just really bad at expressing herself, this perpetual citation in the definition of “word salad,” or is she actually faithfully rendering her actual though process into “English?” Is that differentiation actionable, or moot?

  • llcisyouandme

    Sarah has a copyright on everything she says. This is for our own protection.

  • tonyg101

    You know you have hit also on the reason for the response to Obama’s policies and people’s objection to them, which is being blamed on racial prejudice. Or are you one of those who believe that in Obama’s case it is prejudice. I have heard Obama fumble once in a while also and have trouble expressing himself, especially when his teleprompter screws up. And what you consider “fractured logic” might clearly be understood by other people. Also different people have different ways of expressing themselves, and believe it or not, we go through different thought processes to make ourselves understood.

  • Lunhil

    Funny thing is that if she did say such a thing I wouldn’t be surprised at all.

  • Michael Rocker

    You got that mixed up with pasta