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Donald Trump's trip to Mexico has not gone exactly as planned.

The Republican nominee was invited by Mexico's president for a meeting in Mexico City today.

However, immediately upon arriving at the airport the billionaire was arrested for promoting hate speech and is currently en route to a federal Mexican prison. ... Read More →

 

A new poll out today from TDC/ Opinion research shows presidential candidate Donald Trump leading by a whopping 70 points among people who are severely intellectually disabled.

According to the first-of-its-kind survey Hillary Clinton comes in second with 12%, Libertarian Gary Johnson garners 4%, while 8% of respondents simply wrote in the word "poop".... Read More →

 

trumppresidnet Donald Trump dropped out of the presidential race today, shocking political observers and leaving the Republican Party without a presumptive nominee just weeks before its national convention.

At a press conference at Trump Tower in New York this morning the billionaire real estate mogul explained his candidacy had been a joke from the start and chastised Americans for ever supporting his candidacy.... Read More →

 

trump_muslim_sacrificeDonald Trump claimed today that he his toenails were the best ever in the history of the human race.

At a rally in Kansas City tonight the billionaire presidential candidate took 5 minutes from his standard stump speech for an extended dialogue on the topic... Read More →

 

Screen Shot 2016-03-04 at 10.32.54Has Donald Trump finally gone too far?

That's the question political pundits are asking after the billionaire presidential candidate slaughtered a Muslim child on-stage during a rally in Fort Lauderdale today.... Read More →

 

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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is in critical condition tonight after choking on his own bullshit during a speech in Texas.

The billionaire real-estate developer was giving a speech in front of 20,000 supporters at the William T. Anderson memorial coliseum ahead of the state’s primary on Super Tuesday. ... Read More →

 

ThinkstockPhotos-504852952 (1) President Obama has wasted no time finding a replacement for conservative Supreme Court justice Antonin Scalia, who passed away yesterday.

At a press conference this morning at the White House, he officially announced his intention to nominate Dr. Jacob Jones - a prominent abortion doctor - to the post.... Read More →

 

Sarah Palin has reportedly been stuck for several hours after licking a frozen flagpole outside a rally in Des Moines, Iowa this morning.

According to witnesses on the scene, the former Alaska governor traced the pole with her tongue “to see what would happen”. Her tongue quickly froze to the metal, and has been cemented ever since. ... Read More →

 

A man who miraculously woke up from a 27-year coma last week has committed suicide after learning that real estate billionaire Donald Trump leads the 2016 presidential race.

Nicholas Vedder, 56, had been in a coma since 1988 following an automobile accident in his hometown of Albany, NY. ... Read More →

 

150616121401-donald-trump-cnn-full-169Donald Trump promised voters in Iowa this morning that if nominated he will serve the flesh of Muslims as appetizers during the Republican national convention.

In a speech at Northeastern Iowa State University, the real-estate mogul once again pushed the boundaries of political discourse with his outrageous plan - which he says will help combat terrorism.... Read More →

 

netanyahu-dinosaursIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu claimed today that Palestinians were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper this morning, the hardline conservative leader was asked to defend his recent comments, in which he claimed Palestinians were responsible for the Holocaust.... Read More →

 

america-celebrates-fourth-dayMillions of people across the United States took to the streets yesterday to celebrate the fourth consecutive day without a deadly school shooting in America.

The astounding streak started last Thursday when a gunman entered Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon and killed nine people before committing suicide. Amazingly, four entire days have now passed without another school shooting taking place. ... Read More →