Politics

Ann Coulter: ‘Give Ebola to Migrant Children’

Aug 07, 2014

Coulter_3Ann Coulter suggested today that America should infect migrant children with ebola in order to discourage illegal immigration.

In an interview this morning on Fox News, the controversial conservative commentator was asked how she would handle the growing humanitarian crisis caused by the arrival of thousands of unaccompanied children from Central America.

“First thing I would do is infect every one of those kids with the ebola virus,” she told host Sean Hannity. “The reason why people come to this country is because the government gives illegal immigrants free goodies like welfare.

“I say we give them a free case of hemorrhagic fever instead. If we pump every illegal child in this country full of ebola, parents would think twice before sending their kids to U.S. shores.

“This is just a classic case of making lemonade out of lemons. Whether we like it or not, this disease has arrived in America. So let’s put it to good use.”

An estimated 70,000 unaccompanied children from Central America will arrive at the United States’ southern border this year. Most are fleeing violent gangs in their home countries who fund their operations by smuggling drugs to the U.S.

Their sheer numbers are overtaxing America’s ability to provide for their basic needs while they await immigration hearings. Efforts to expedite the process have been bogged down in Congress amid a border debate about immigration levels and border security.

The crisis coincides with the worst outbreak of the Ebola virus in history. Over 900 people have died in West Africa this year from the disease, which carries a mortality rate between 50-90 percent.

Infecting the migrants with such a deadly virus may seem like an extreme solution. However, Coulter explained that her plan goes far beyond simply killing a few thousand innocent children.

“The best part is that once the children are infected, we can deport them back to Central America where they can infect the rest of the population,” she explained. “Once all the taco jockeys in Central America are dead we'll colonize the territory with Americans.

“We could put up a few McDonalds, Wal-Marts and Home Depots. Maybe build a Disneyland. It would be a paradise.”

Ann Coulter the author of Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama. She is well-known for hyperbolic statements designed to increase her book sales.

  • InMyView

    Why “..give them a free case of hemorrhagic fever ..” - charging for the infection is a proper business practice.

  • SpiritOnParole

    Holy crap… it’s a mere second from believable.

  • flutiefan

    see, i wouldn’t put it past her to actually say this.

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  • Deblina Majumder

    Is she in her senses or still couldnt get recovered from Friday Nonsense???

  • BOBinBrooklyn

    This is satire, right? I mean even Ann Coulter would not be THAT cruel. Or maybe she would.

  • fbear0143

    This woman needs to be hung up by her fingernails. Where does she het off thinking she’s actually a member of the human race?

  • Juno Nazaire

    That’s one ruthless attention seeking bitch.

  • Guest

    That this psychopathic person is even allowed on air-much less on a national-level show-tells you everything that you need to know about what is wrong with any network or affiliate that puts her there.

    That she isn’t under arrest for inciting the public to commit acts of domestic terrorism tells you about how screwed up our political and legal system is, also. If you or I wandered around saying stuff like this in public places, we would soon be facing a visit from local police, the FBI, or “Homeland Security”.

    Why hasn’t Ann Coulter been taken into custody for making terrorist threats??

    Boycott ’em, and their sponsors, and complain loudly to your members of Congress, the FCC, the ACLU, the Southern Poverty Law Center, and everywhere that you can.

  • http://www.facebook.com frank t cooper

    Oh my God, is the devil living among us now, why is she saying that, does she have children at home. I know what they are doing is wrong, but killing them is not a good idea. I think what the united states government is trying to do is better, to built a walls that will be 14 feet high with a detester on it, then built a sud station at 20 male each to respond as quick as possible, that will help, then to kill them…..

  • http://www.facebook.com frank t cooper

    We should love each other, that the will of God!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com frank t cooper

    God

  • Weejus

    You’ll notice they didn’t show, or even link to, a video of her making these comments. How much of this is made-up controversy? How much of this is taking sarcasm as real opinion? How many of her comments are based on using extreme examples to underline the lunacy of our current immigration policy as illegally implemented by Obama? That insanity is just as callous and stupid as the examples she gives.

    While I agree that she is an attention mongering, partisan hack - that’s not evil, it’s economical. And the points she tries to make are usually valid once you get past her hyperbole.

  • MaatMachina

    a Note to all “White people”:
    the root of all the unrest in the Latin nations is
    1) European slave trade; 2)the conquest rape and genocide that accompanied same ,transferred to the Aboriginal peoples here
    3) the evil manipulation,lies, bullying overt and covertly practiced by the west (euphemism for White—a lie too—this term did not exist prior to 500 years ago—shun it if you have any consciousness, humanity)to control , diminish and profitize “Banana Republics”to this day , and continue to rape Africa and other vulnerable lands, ancient cultures for a quick buck. These people are organized armed to the teeth and want your children for a spoil(yes even literally—sex w/ subjecated innocents is chief of their desires), until there is nothing left to ruin.
    Ann is their cheerleader. What is in print, on TV etc is closely manged by your GOVERNMENT , and you know it!!!!
    Time to disarm them, resolve in your mind now,make a plan for your immortal soul, because if you are on the fence, she and hers will have you, anyway.Bail. dissociate while you still can.

  • Aypuesok

    What this piece of turd forgets is that, Hispanics are the majority of employees in all of the hospitality industry in this country. I am sure she eats out and she also stays in hotels, the odds of her, Oops…contracting something are actually very good if not full proof. Beware Ann Coulter, you will piss off the wrong people one of this days and we will be reading your obituary instead of your venomous words.

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  • Dan Atatakai

    Amazing, isn’t it. She wants to kill children. I wonder how true this is. While it is most likely, I have seen a number of stories made up by The Onion News and other organizations.

  • ELENANIN

    “The Daily Currant is an American satirical news blog that focuses on politics, technology, and entertainment.[1] A number of its satirical stories have been taken for true news reports by press.[2]”

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  • Laura

    This is satire. The Onion, is 100% satire.

    Satire: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and
    criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of
    contemporary politics and other topical issues.

  • Dave

    It’s a satire site.

  • Drgulla

    It’s satire. Although I wouldn’t put this entirely past her.

  • Drgulla

    Again, it is a satirical site. But it would be good if there were some indication of that.

  • igloonorth

    Ann Coulter is so evil that for a second I believed this was true.

  • Doug Bruce

    If you actually knew what you’re talking about you’d know that most of the shitholes that were “european” colonies are the ex spanish ones.

  • Sophie Cat

    This heifer is dumb as a box.

  • Sophie Cat

    From your mouth to God’s ear, Aypuesok! From your mouth to God’s ear.

  • Superior_Joe

    Your complete lack of a sense of humor made me laugh out loud.

  • Macdoodle

    She never said this you M0r0ns but you swallow it hook line and sinker.

  • RealityBites

    Wouldn’t put it past her

  • POA

    Hey idiots, The Daily Currant is satire…….meaning the stories are not real…..

  • Guest

    This site is satire and apparently not too keen on people knowing it, lol. Let’s see how long this post lasts…

    Maybe you people should stop using Facebook as a news source and you won’t be suckered into clicking links to stories like this.

  • Krud

    “I wouldn’t put it past her” is why Poe’s Law is so rampant. People refuse to believe that people they strongly disagree with and/or dislike are human underneath it all. (Note: I am not defending Ann Coulter. I’m just saying, I don’t think she or any other public figure would wish a deadly disease upon a child.)

  • drdeepstro

    LMAO…its great fun to read all the retards comments…..Hey you bunch of brain dead clowns…its satire.

  • JohnWolvyr

    Fake people, it’s fake.

  • Lisa

    WHy is she still allowed air time?

  • Peter Machado

    This is hate speach; she should be prosecuted and made to do community work, tending Ebola patients.

  • fairtv

    The most insane rant of this idiot woman’s career. Anyone with any sense should refuse to ever publish anything she says.

  • Paul Duca

    Maybe she is human underneath it all, Krud…but she knows her bread is buttered by telling dumb white conservatives all their nastiness and ignorance makes them superior to everyone else-plus she lets them think they just might get her into bed.

  • Paul Duca

    This is the ACTUAL comment Coulter wrote that day about the American doctor who contracted Ebola while treating people in Africa:

    “If he had provided health care for the uninsured editors, writers, videographers and pundits in Gotham and managed to open one set of eyes, he would have done more good than marinating himself in medieval diseases of the Third World.”

    Thus making him, in his eyes, “idiotic”

  • Core Luminous

    If Anne Coulter had ginger hair, a beard and glasses, would she be funny, like Frankie Boyle?

  • Richard_thunderbay

    The sad thing is, this is completely believable coming from her.

  • dana daddee

    THAT ANYONE BELIEVES SHE SAID THIS IT SAD…. THIS IS A SATIRE SITE… IDIOTS…

  • Moonflower7

    satire? do you call that satire?? Satire is the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and
    criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of
    contemporary politics and other topical issues. What this man (she is actually a he) is pure venom. May he choke on his own vomit.

  • HappyHeathen

    She is such a pig. My apologizes to pigs.

  • John Carter

    I know! They always think the world owes them Ebola. I say let them work for it.

  • rejectrepublicanlies

    She routinely says things that are as vile as this “satire.”

  • Kim Robison

    https://dailycurrants.com/about/
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  • Inspiridos

    Even though this is entirely believable … people need to realize that the Daily Currant is like the Onion … a satire sight.

  • Robin

    aaaah, But Don’t You Even Dare To Question the JEWS and all The Billions that Got In handouts OF oUR TAX mONEY, Because “Waahhhh…. We Are Victims!”

  • Michele Anna Jordan

    It is time to stop paying attention to this small-minded, mean-spirited woman. As tempting as it is to post this on Facebook and say, “Oh my god, she’s done it again, can you believe it?” I think that is just want she wants. And so I will back away and not give her additional exposure, at least not in my little piece of the world.

  • Lana Kassih

    From your mouth to God’s ear to your body bitch!!
    who the hill do you think you are . you are an immigrant also , ask your grand parents ; where they come from?! . America bullied by immigrants from 500 year until now .

  • Matthew Maida

    And…where is the Reaction of the Fox news guests or commentators to that?

  • Krunksoft

    The sad thing is although this is only satire it’s 100000% believable coming from her.

  • ldixson45

    What kind of person says that the migrant children should be injected with the Ebola virus. I think a very sick and deranged person. and this same person does not want to board a plane that has a Black pilot and she goes around killing black cats. If anyone should be injected with Ebola virus, it is you Ann Coulter. You are one sick woman and I would be watching my back very closely if I were you as you never know what professions some of your enemies might have.

  • simrdown

    Ann Coulter- making liberals look good since the day Fox news gave her a mic.

  • simrdown

    Yes, she is evil, but this ‘website’ is satire.. Meaning Ann Coulter never said these things.

  • elizapar

    How can any person who believes in “Christianity” support this woman or the Republican Party? There are many in this party that have made mean spirited comments about others. Wake up and start helping those in need like a good Christian, if you can’t do that then keep your mouths shut.

  • billr

    idiot

  • grannieannie2

    Aypuesok, I hope you are right.

  • marytg

    I hope every place she eats has her face in kitchen… Anne that food those people your eating might have a few things added same as the bed she sleep in when she travels.. I could think of a few things to add to her food

  • marytg

    this woman should be fired, So has nor morals.. She is not human.. FOX news should fire her. If a democrat said this the Republician would have her fired and never allowed to speak on any network, Shame on you shame on republicians for not speaking out.. No wonder she has noe love interest who would love someone like her> I am her family members sold blankets to Indians full of dease. or right up there with other mass murderers

  • marytg

    I hope this woman does her family tree and finds out that her ancestor’s were one of the worse people in the history of the world and they were some of the people she hates so much. Has anyone figured out if she is a male or female

  • Wally

    Ann Coulter, you by yourself should be able to scare Ebola to it’s demise because you are by your mere presence able to scare anything to death, except for yourself.

  • cjhutch

    What a vile, despicable bitch.

  • Colleen Plant

    what a stupid cow, excuse my words, but she should be locked up and the key thrown away, how stupid and uneducated she sounds, I can not believe any idiot would say such a thing, we are all fed up with immigrants but this is totally outrageous, I would never wish Ibola on my worse enemy, ok maybe ISIS but this is disgusting, she better watch her back now as I am sure she has upset many people

  • Joe McDonald

    Ann was using an absurd argument to point out an absurd policy. It is outrageous that we are letting millions of people into this country without even knowing if they have a disease, a way to support themselves or even if they are criminals. Way to lead from behind once again Obama.

  • Joe McDonald

    I wonder how many people went to her website or amazon to buy her latest book? Ann is one smart cookie.

  • Ada Aboud-Pollonais

    They should infect her and her entire family!!

  • fbear0143

    Yep. She markets herself well to the true believers. I have said all along that I don’t know if Rush and Ann and Laura really believe this stuff, but what I do know is that they all are laughing all the way to the bank. But saying something like this is way beyond bad taste and she really ought to be somehow brought up on charges, maybe if inciting genocide. She is truly a poor excuse for a human being.
    I once heard Michael Reagan say on his radio show a the time Al Franken was trying to launch his Air America liberal talk show on line that it would never succeed because “liberals are too nuanced.”
    I guess I’m pretty nuanced because the message I got from that is that he is laughing to the bank to because his listeners are too stupid to hear underlying messages and implications.
    This kind of fascist idea, playing to the mob mentality is right out of Hitler’s Chapter 6 of MEIN KAMPF on Propaganda, in which he regularly says that the argument must be constructed in a way that leaves no holes “the professors” can use to pick it apart. These modern radio and TV nazists have surely mastered his model.

  • fbear0143

    It’s satire, but Coulter is the kind of witch who actually WOULD say something like this.

  • fbear0143

    WE KNOW THIS, BUT IF ANN COULTER HAD THOUGHT IF IT FIRST, WE ALSO KNOW THAT SHE WOULD HAVE SAID IT FOR REAL. SHE’S JUST THAT KIND. IDIOT!

  • andres herrera

    Someone needs to kill Ann Coulter.

  • fcabanski

    What you ignore is she was making a joke. It was based on the reality of illegals coming into the country with diseases. You’re angry at Ann for joking about what Democrats are really doing - allowing people to be infected with diseases.

  • Blackjack69

    Her high profile friend died on one of the panes on Sept 11th. This girl can say anything she wants.

  • Raquel Weberling

    That’s totally called XENOPHOBIA! Ask her how would she feel if one of her relatives gets ebola. This woman got some serious problemas with herself, she needs treatment. In no hypothesis, no one should ever wish something like that to no human being, dont matter the race or the color.

  • marionrose

    Idiot…..the article is satire.

  • jimvancise
  • Roger Gregorius

    So your hate speech is different from hers? How? Her comment was horrible and hopefully her book will tank. But you wish the same thing on her that she wished on others and you think you hold the moral high ground? Cute.

  • http://edwardmwolfe.com/ Edward M Wolfe

    The Daily Currant needs to make it clear on every one of their fake news articles that their stories are satire, which for the stupid people reading this means they are NOT REAL.

    I like how people are making comments calling for the death of Ann Coulter over something that has absolutely nothing to do with Ann Coulter.

    Did anybody notice the Related Post saying that Justin Bieber was hospitalized with Ebola? There’s your proof that the stories here are not real. It’s supposed to be entertaining. It’s also supposed to expose stupidity in society. Turns out it accidentally exposes how stupid, gullible and violent its own readers are - willing to call for someone’s death immediately after reading a fake article.

    Well done, people.

  • Margaret Nahmias

    Rush Limbaugh is not as extreme neither is Laura Ingraham.

  • http://edwardmwolfe.com/ Edward M Wolfe

    The article isn’t real. Way to go, Andres.

  • Level Headed

    What I don’t understand is why do they all come here? To the US? There are affluent countries like Brazil in the Americas. Why don’t some go there?

  • Aypuesok

    Roger Gregorius Obviously reading comprehension is not your strong suit. I never said I wished it happened to her, I said she should be careful about upsetting the very people who could easily cause her harm. So read my comment again and get it right; Ultimately, I don’t give a flying pickle about your opinion of me because first, you don’t know me and second, you are quick to defend such a hateful person like Ann Coulter and have the nerve to chastise me for stating the obvious.

  • Aypuesok

    fcabanski…Your comment is so inane that is not worth the time it took me to read it. Please go away…shoo!

  • MSB_Concerned_Citizen

    What she said is not a joke. Its not funny. They are PEOPLE. And we wonder why other countries think we are disgusting, selfish, and evil. She disgusts me.

  • MSB_Concerned_Citizen

    This women is just pure evil. They are children for heaven’s sake and their families are human beings. I say send her
    to West Africa but I wouldn’t wish that on those poor people. They have suffered enough. She probably still wouldn’t contract the disease because
    she would have care enough to touch someone. That’s not likely to
    happen.

  • fcabanski

    Let me explain it again. She was mocking the people who fight against border security. She was mocking the people who know illegals bring in diseases, yet brought in children and disbursed them around the country to infect American children with a polio-like virus. They didn’t just make a joke about it. They actually did it - they allowed illegals to enter the country and bring in disease. She was mocking liberals who said conservatives should be infected with Ebola. Oddly, you aren’t angry at the liberals who said it more seriously, and you aren’t angry at the liberals who really let American children get infected with diseases.

  • jason1000

    I don’t believe it. Where’s the clip?

  • Victoria Sneed Hughes

    This woman is truly sick. Be careful what you wish for. Vengeance is mine says the Lord.

  • Victoria Sneed Hughes

    What she said was not funny nor a joke.
    She probably can’t have children so she’s bitter.

  • Victoria Sneed Hughes

    This satire is by no means funny. Bill Cosby’s jokes are funny.

  • Victoria Sneed Hughes

    She is evil personified. God will take care of her and her racism.

  • Victoria Sneed Hughes

    Rush Limbaugh is a fool and a Drug Addict.

  • Victoria Sneed Hughes

    I kept reading this site was satirical, Since I haven’t run across it before I checked it out and below is what I found:
    But I wouldn’t pt it past Anne coulter to Spout something like this.
    About The Daily Currant

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, health and media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.

    Q. Are your news stories real?

    A. No. Our stories are purely fictional. However they are meant to address real-world issues through satire and often refer and link to real events happening in the world.

  • MSB_Concerned_Citizen

    I can’t be angry at the “liberals” for saying conservatives should be infected with Ebola because I never saw anything about that. And the only thing I have heard about “illegals” bringing in diseases is through media like Fox, the Blaze, etc. As I understand it, the purpose of the centers is to make sure the children are healthy before dispersing them anywhere, and the majority of them are going right back home to the places they were trying to escape from. Where they will most likely be starve or be killed by some gang or drug cartel. And the reason they are coming in is because President Bush authorized “illegals” to come in if they were from countries that did not directly border the United States. I also understand THAT THEY ARE CHILDREN. Children do not have control over the mistakes that their parents may have made and they certainly do not have control over gangs and drug cartels. Children SHOULD be protected.

  • MSB_Concerned_Citizen

    This kind of “satire” if just wrong!

  • Rogue101

    What a psycho, and the scariest thing of all is there will be more crazies out there that agree with her on this. Some humans are just awful and pure evil its sad.

  • andres herrera

    And what makes you think I didn’t know that? Way to make assumptions dumbass.

  • http://edwardmwolfe.com/ Edward M Wolfe

    You’re right. How stupid of me to assume that your comment on an article had anything at all to do with the article.

    Think much?

  • andres herrera

    I think you’re stupid.

  • Nh80

    Ann Coulter, encouraging genocide. All in a day’s work for her.

  • CeeBeez

    This women needs to be locked up in an insane asylum.

  • Frank Julian

    She can’t have children, she used to be a guy. She had one of those “subtractadickfromme” operations. Look at he Adam’s apple, clearly she is a he.

  • koq45

    You win the internet for the day, I hope you know that. I guffawed.

    Also, fcabanski, you are seriously believing the media? lol’d again!

  • andres herrera

    I think you’re stupid…

  • Gary Warren

    No question that liberals have absolutely NO sense of humor, none, which is why so many are such insufferable bores. Incredibly intolerant, actually. Nobody on the planet is as intolerant as a typical Ebola, . . . I mean Obama liberal.

  • The Mule

    This article is satire, and Ann Coulter is really that horrible. Hope that clears things up for everyone.

  • BaliHai84

    See, leftists are closet homophobes! If this is how you “insult” someone by calling them transgender, that makes you a homophobe.

  • BaliHai84

    Looks like backpedaling to me, Aypuesok.

  • BaliHai84

    Oh, the old “I know she’s thinking it, even though she never said it, so that gives me the right to bash her” mentality. Typical.

  • BaliHai84

    The same could be said for Obama. The caricatures that are made of him are funny, because they are so believable. That’s what makes satire satire.

  • BaliHai84

    This is a “satire” site. She never said those things. Liberals not doing their homework, AGAIN! And you guys are supposed to be so intelligent.

  • fbear0143

    She says enough bullshit to be bashed about. Actually I rarely waste my time thinking about her, but this struck me because it would be so typical. Defend her if you like, but this is not an ad hominem attack. She has already given enough evidence that no one needs to maje a specific personal attack as some sort of defense for not liking her.

  • Meterman

    Hope SHI get it first

  • Jeandre Gerber Pretorius

    You can’t blame her.

    She comes from a long line of genocidal bastards. It’s her nature to be evil just like it was Hitler’s or Stalin. Best would be to just take her out to the back yard and say

    “Look over there Ann, it’s paradise, where all your racist dreams come true”
    while you slowly raise your side arm and point it to the back of her head. Quickly pull the trigger and end her misery forever.

    It would be the kind thing to do…

    Otherwise her ignorant mouth will only continue to spawn more hatemongering followers.

    Ann, you are worse than Ebola…

  • MSB_Concerned_Citizen

    Because one person said something that makes all “leftists” homophobes? All those comments made by republicans about Michelle Obama but that was ok yet you are offended by one person making a comment about Ann Coulter? Who cares. Doesn’t matter to me if she is transgender. That means nothing to me. Her offensive, disgusting comments are what trouble me. And yes, I know, its satire!!!!! Still not funny, no mater who said it.

  • andres herrera

    I think you’re a moron.

  • BillyBob1

    you guys do realize this is a satirical article right? smh

  • Sophie Cat

    “Who” do I think I am? I am German and Welsh and Ashkenazi Jew. I am more than familiar with racial and religious persecution - my family has endured for over 400 years.
    As for YOU - You’ve obviously no idea what my comment even means - Aypuesok is making the very valid point that immigrants have assimilated into this country’s culture since the very beginning - we ARE all immigrants, and have been since the very beginning. Who do people think came to this country - those to the manor born?!? No - in their home country they were bound for debtor’s prisons, they were being PERSECUTED FOR THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS - which is where the ideal that Church should always be separate from State comes from.
    When I say “from your mouth to God’s ear”, it means “let God hear your words” - Aypuesok’s words of warning and a reminder: Not even Ann Coulter is descended from “TRUE” Americans - unless of course she’s Native American.
    Which I doubt.
    Now - what was your point, again?
    And please, do try to use your grown up words - profanity has no place here, as you’ll surely find if you continue to reduce this conversation to name-calling.
    Try your best to be mature, it’s so much more flattering to the adult woman.

  • Sophie Cat

    And surely you realize - your avatar is representative and symbolic of Middle Eastern culture, did you not know this? Which only serves to make your words regarding “America bullied by immigrants” even more ridiculous.
    You realize, of course, how many Middle Eastern students attend University of Texas at Arlington?

  • Lenny Martinez

    As a Hispanic kid it hurts reading this. These people give a bad example to the U.S but she should remember that her ancestors were once immigrants.

  • http://thehealingfrequency.com/zeolite/ Zeolite

    She has a right to an opinion that I disagree with fully. That attitude will not help the problem or stop her from getting it either! It’s because some people are prepared, and others are not. If your immune system is working the way it is supposed to, then Ebola, HIV, Bird/Swine and the standard winter Flu will not have much of an effect on you. I make it a point to keep my immune system boosted by taking natural supplements, drinking alkaline water (disease can’t live in an elevated pH body very long.) I regularly take colloidal silver (a natural anti-bacterial and anti-viral agent) and natural zeolite.

    What I don’t take or do is vaccines. I’ve had my share over 30 years ago in
    the Marine Corps and got sick all the time, mostly right after the vaccination! I haven’t seen the inside of a hospital (as a patient) for over 35 years. I worked as a medic too and was exposed to lots of ill people, but rarely got more than a sniffle that lasted a couple days. I do workout and eat organic (non bug sprayed foods) as much as possible.

    You can discover more about how the Ebola virus affects your body and what to do to protect yourself proactively against that or even the common Flu virus that affects a thousand times more people each year, by checking out the following article: http://www.thehealingfrequency.com/ebola-virus-outbreak-can/

  • Brett

    For fuck’s sake people, this is parody. This is not a real story; Ann Coulter did not say we should give Ebola to migrant children, Justin Bieber was not hospitalized with Ebola, Obama did not force migrant children to build a border wall, Jenny McCarthy did not say lemon juice cured Ebola, NASA did not find a message from God on Mars. Do you see what I’m getting at here?

  • jc

    FYI, this is a satire website. It’s not real news.

  • Kalungi Jay

    Wow! Such a Halloween pumpkin as a head. Full of evil and dangerous to be close. Her siblings will get it first and she will also get it and I wish she gets a heart attack and collapses on national TV. GOD is watching & listening. You will pay for those words out of your mouth. Nothing comes comes out of one’s mouth that is not conceived in the heart. She is a devil.

  • The Pedestrian

    Well said.

  • The Pedestrian

    Illegals? The last time I checked history, the only persons who lived in the USA at the time of columbus’s arrival were indians. The country of mexico is connected to the USA, which means they the mexicons had unfettered access to the land. You all pretend the country belongs to only one group of ppl who ,yet were free to travel wherever they please before greedy explorers came in and started building fences.The rest of u are all illegals. Dont forget that fact. kmt

  • Jimmi Shrode

    Satire is wasted on the terminally dull.

  • fcabanski

    You can’t pick a random date in history and say “whoever was there then is the rightful occupant.” Now America is America. There are rules for entry. A big reason for those rules is to control/stop diseases. You express outrage for Ann’s mocking of the people whose ideals, open borders, really lead to infecting children with deadly diseases. When I called you on it and ran circles around you on it, you changed the discussion to “the evil Europeans took the land from the Mexicans!”

  • Naima Shea

    As a counterpoint to the despicable Anne Coulter, last night at an event I attended Fareed Zakaria offered his opinion that one of the greatest strengths of America lies in its willingness to accept and embrace immigrants and their children. ….those that are drawn here for a small chance at freedom and opportunity and whom provide a constant new source of vibrancy, youth, hard work and innovation, and renewal. He compared the USA to other countries such as Italy and Japan where the population is aging at such a rate that they will soon become “retirement” countries. In fact, in Japan they now sell more adult diapers than baby diapers. Dr. Zakaria went on to say that the USA, unlike other countries, is the one place in the world where it is less important where you came from than where you are going. We need to welcome more immigrants and invest in them, they will be an important part of our future. They assimilate into society and become the best defenders of our constitution and our way of life. People like Anne Coulter, products of privilege and money and lacking in empathy for anyone who is not like her, have such limited vision and such shallow souls. They are more interested in self aggrandizing and knocking things down rather than building. They have always been on the wrong side of history, and will be remembered as such. Ignore such people… they cannot be taken seriously and they will be left in the dust.

  • Byebyo

    Ann needs a psychiatrist!

  • Cockamamie Jamie

    You guys know this is a satirical site right? A fake news site?

  • Derrick James

    There is a rule slow to anger, out of anger come hurting words.

  • Derrick James

    We should know that if the body is rob from the life given properties that organic food provide for rebuilding itself,it have no resistance from germs, our body was constructed perfect but it is not maintain properly our food should be the medicine and the medicine should be the food, we have a task and that is to get the population back on the health track. Health is wealth

  • Craven

    you gotta really want and love attention to think this stuff up. Imagine how messed up ones life and upbringing is/was to have the thought and process to spew this.

  • Mer

    And you still call it a joke, you don’t joke by insulting other people to death… Imagine your these children’s parents.

  • fcabanski

    The point is the real situation she was mocking is people, Democrats/liberals, infecting children with diseases. Liberals are doing it, Coulter mocked them. Your indignation is for Coulter rather than for the people actually doing it.

  • Carlo Coello

    Hey baldy, how about showing some real statistics to support your assertion that undocumented children or adults coming to this country bring diseases or any other maladies. I want to see at least one single serious research paper about that. The “thedailysheeple” or likes do not count as serious source of information. If you can’t come with any good reason to support your statement, do us all a big favor, and GTF out of here.

  • Guest

    “Baldy” doesn’t prove your point.

    We just had a polio-like virus spread amongst children. It started when the school year started, and it started in the cities where the fed shipped illegals.

    Liberals call that a coincidence. Conservatives wonder if we could perhaps secure the border to stop people carrying diseases from entering the country.

    BTW, the CDC issued a report stating that this virus could be tied to illegals. The CDC also issued a warning about it.

    http://www.truthandaction.org/cdc-new-virus-hitting-us-tip-iceberg/

    “According to the CDC, “[n]asopharyngeal specimens were positive for
    rhinovirus/enterovirus in six out of eight patients that were tested. Of
    the six positive specimens, four were typed as EV-D68, and the other
    two are pending typing results.”

    “The virus (EV-D68), confirmed mostly in children and one adult, is an influenza-like virus common to Latin America, and according to BBC,
    most (more than 90 percent) of the illegal immigrant children caught
    trying to cross the border into the U.S. are from Latin American,
    specifically the countries of Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador.”

  • fcabanski

    I’m bald, and illegals spread diseases. I deny your authority to tell me to GTF out.

    The CDC says illegals carried the virus into America. Common sense tells us they did, given all the outbreaks coincided with the start of the school year in places Obama had shipped illegals (mostly children).

    http://www.truthandaction.org/cdc-new-virus-hitting-us-tip-iceberg/

    http://www.cnsnews.com/mrctv-blog/michael-morris/could-illegal-unaccompanied-minors-be-spreading-new-mystery-virus-us

    “The virus (EV-D68), confirmed mostly in children and one adult, is an influenza-like virus common to Latin America, and according to BBC,
    most (more than 90 percent) of the illegal immigrant children caught
    trying to cross the border into the U.S. are from Latin American,
    specifically the countries of Honduras, Guatemala and El Salvador.”

  • dmp7dmp7 .

    OMG … I JUST READ SOMETHING THAT ANN COULTER SAID… HOW AM I GOING TO GET THAT MINUTE OF MY LIFE BACK ?

  • Godzeller

    Silly Cow.

  • Mark Husereau

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, healthand media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

    Our mission is to ridicule the timid ignorance which obstructs our progress, and promote intelligence - which presses forward.

  • Mark Husereau

    The Daily Currant is an English language online satirical newspaper that covers global politics, business, technology, entertainment, science, healthand media. It is accessible from over 190 countries worldwide - now including South Sudan.

  • Matt Begley

    Ann Coulter has to be the meanest Transvestite on Earth.

  • Matt Begley

    E-coli bacteria seems appropriate.

  • http://josephg.tumblr.com JosephG

    they need to learn a lesson, they dont like inmigrants then return the land to the indigenous people and the stolen land to mexico, and get back to europe zionists pigs!

  • Dennis Hastings

    This IS satire, in case anyone missed it. The comments seem a little too serious.

  • Kevin Carroll

    This piece of satire from a well known satire site like the Daily Currant shows just how gullible the left wingers are. Just read the comments. They actually think Coulter wrote the piece. This explains how Obama got reelected.

  • Force_Majeure_

    Lmao hi mum☺️

  • god

    hi ann, while I can sympathize with your concern about being bankrupted as a nation due to your banks ripping off your people and leaving you no money to feed your own children yet alone all those freeloaders whose lands have been ruined by all that English opium war trade that they need to bring English to the global world of those who can only communicate with one language, but they did that war in 1812. I would have hoped that you could have come up with a better way of raising income than ebola ,a virus that is made up to scare the whites from intermarriage as they might catch the race based virus created by a science fiction writer, but then you americans do love your science fiction conspiracy theories. Do you really think that the man took one step for mankind back in was that the age of aquarius. Now if you could walk on the moon back then when the russians were beating you with their technology, why can’t you walk on the moon today.? Walking and blasting off from the moon took divine powers that appear to have deserted your nation, and what are you going to do, now that God has joined the Canadians. With all that tar and sand those Arabs are in for a battle that only our first nations can solve. However recently the Catholic church has given us a child indian SAINT, not from India, from Canada, so we might get that miracle. Not sure is we will assist your nation, we all ready bailed out your car industry with 50 billion of military trucks and we are just the population of California. Seems to me we are doing our share to rescue you guys from your wars, perhaps you should be aware that we are no longer on the terrorists side as we do not want that opium that is financing the wars and to date we have too many teenagers who have their first drug experience with heroin ’cause the weed is too expense if B.C. where the bud is better than your legal bud. So once we ditch the conservatives perhaps we too can bring down the price of the bud, compete with your legal state for tourists and stop all that loss of income to Amsterdam. And the health benefits will be less health dollars spent on teenage addicts, a reduction in private health care insurance private premiums as the public health care holders in Canada have to buy the additional private healthcare from your corporations to get that addtional benefit of drugs as that is not included in our public plans.Too much pharmaceutical profits coming off the public plan government who choose to drive up our taxes so that we would vote for private healthcare to reduce our taxes. We should have listened to the Heritage Foundation and opted for no taxation for public healthcare, so we could pay twice as much of our GDP out of a subsidization of our private healthcare to get to mortgage our house to get the money to finance the private insurance Blue Cross saleman salaries. I heard that they get paid more than Obama-but that is why the politician all have to be on the take for their shares right, to finance their retirement and all those what do you guys call them “pork barrel spending”. Nice to see the bank freed up to pass off more debt to the public, and so many making more money than they did before the great economic collapse. You have to admire the gaul, but then americans have often been considered to be the home of the free and brave, I thought brave reference real braves, you know the ones in lands that say “you are now leaving the united states of america” . Too bad national geographic magazine says. you are united with all that self governing going on and tax free zones, nice when you do not have to off shore. So will the reds get in as Obama predicted in his public address over the balcony? Time will tell who is red.