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Election 2012

Fox News Calls Election for Romney

 

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Fox News has called the 2012 presidential election for Republican Mitt Romney.

The official call came this morning during Fox and Friends when blond newsreader Gretchen Carlson made the declaration:

"Okay folks hang onto your hats, this is a big one. Fox News can now project that Republican Mitt Romney, former governor of Massachusetts will be the 45th President of the United States."... Read More →

Dick Morris Predicts Romney Wins California

 

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Fox News political pundit Dick Morris says Mitt Romney will easily win tomorrow's presidential election, predicting 'at least' a 25-point margin for the Republican candidate.

The veteran pollster and political prognosticator claimed in a interview with Fox blond newsreader Megyn Kelly that mainstream polls vastly underestimate Romney's support in an effort to fix the election, and that the real numbers are much higher.... Read More →

Romney Claims He Was Born in Toledo

 

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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney claimed today that he was born in the Ohio city of Toledo.

The claim comes the day before the U.S. presidential election, the outcome of which is likely to rest on voters in this industrial midwestern state.

Romney was actually born in Detroit, Michigan, just 60 miles north of the Ohio border. This inconvenient reality, however, didn't stop the notorious fibber from proclaiming his love for his newfound homestate:... Read More →

Romney Arrested in ’72 For Coke DUI

 

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Mitt Romney was arrested in 1972 for a coke related DUI, The Daily Currant can exclusively reveal.

A lengthy investigation by journalists from this newspaper and several local affiliates in the Boston metro area uncovered the hitherto unreported arrest which occurred in Belmont, MA while Romney was a graduate student at Harvard University.

After being stopped for erratic driving, Romney was held for three days and ultimately released for lack of evidence. He was never charged with a crime, and the incident was expunged from his official record.... Read More →

Huckabee: Sandy ‘God’s Warning’ to Obama Voters

 

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Former Arkansas governor and Chick-Fil-A eating contest winner Mike Huckabee courted controversy today by claiming Hurricane Sandy was sent by god to warn Americans not to vote for Barack Obama in tomorrow's election.

On his daily radio show the conservative commentator agreed with a caller who labeled the deadly storm a "a signal from God" and urged Americans to heed the divine exhortation.... Read More →

Bernie Madoff Endorses Mitt Romney

 

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Convicted financial fraudster Bernard Madoff endorsed Mitt Romney for president today, saying the private equity executive has the "ambiguous moral character" needed to juggle the complex challenges facing America.

In an exclusive interview from his jail cell in North Carolina, the architect of the largest ponzi scheme in history tells The Daily Currant that Romney reminds him much of himself:... Read More →

Boris Johnson: America Must Defeat ‘Twat’ Romney

 

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London mayor Boris Johnson has called on American voters to defeat Republican candidate Mitt Romney in tomorrow's presidential election.

The Conservative Party politician said in a interview with Sky News that Romney is 'the most ridiculous person' to ever run for the office and vowed not to visit the U.S. if he is elected.... Read More →

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