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Amanda Bynes Calls Royal Baby ‘An Ugly Little Loser’

Jul 23, 2013

bynes-mug-shotAmanda Bynes took to Twitter today to insult her latest celebrity target - the royal baby.

In a series of rapid-fire tweets the troubled former child star unloaded on the 2-day-old child, who is third in line for the British crown.

"Why is everyone talking about this #royalbaby?" her rant began, "it looks like a rat crossed with the fugliest human alive."

"@princewilliam UR baby is an UGLY LITTLE LOSER!" she continued.

"@drake and I are going to have a beautiful baby that will KICK UR BABY'S ASS!"

"what's wrong with his eyes? It looks like kate fucked a chinese person or something."

"@princewilliam your baby looks GAY! They don't let queers become kings do they? #gayroyalbaby"

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The attack against the royal baby is only the latest in a long string of bizarre Twitter metdowns for Bynes, who has also gone after celebrities like Jason Biggs and Rihanna.

A once popular children's television and film star, Bynes has seen her career falter after years of rumored psychiatric problems and drug abuse have reportedly taken a steep toll.

The 27-year-old actress has been involved in several car accidents and was charged with driving under the influence in 2012. This year she reportedly threw a bong out the window of her high-rise Manhattan apartment to hide it from police.

In an official statement, a spokesperson for the Royal Family refused to comment on Bynes' insults, but expressed a common sentiment heard from victims of Bynes' invective.

"We here at Buckingham Palace hope Ms. Bynes gets the help she needs."

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  • D Umbo

    Man, a baby cant help if itz geneticly chalenged. I meen his dad could have marryed qween Latifa. I meen shes already a qween and I guess this goes to proov that wite dudes have to make do. You cant pull if your white… even if your a kinG!

  • SCMama

    Speaking of genetically challenged, my friend, holy heck, do us all a favor and go back to school. It took me 5 minutes just to understand your unintelligible post. And even if it was intended as sarcasm, it still makes you appear to be “less than literate” to say the very least.

  • D Umbo

    Mama. Wat dont you get? Are you wun of those babes that like to boss evrywun about to feel good because your life is emty. like they say mabee if youve got nothing constrictive to contribyute then wy coment on stuf!!! All im saying is that king william cant help it if hes mostly wite. how is that sarcastic

  • Bradley

    The baby has a hooked nose and a scrunched up face.

  • NottaBigot

    He’s writing as “d umbo”, don’t you get it? He’s playing DUMB… omg. He’s annoying as heck but still… lol

  • NottaBigot

    Most newborns do, have you seen them coming out of that tiny little space? Work in L&D or newborn nursery and you will see loads of babies that look exactly the same :)

  • Navybrat

    Another semi-literate post from Dumbo! Qween? I hope this is just supposed to be funny and that Dumbo really does know how to spell. Somehow, though, I doubt it.

  • Navybrat

    So he really is stupid! Anyone wanting to look that ignorant has to be stupid. He’s definitely not going to make it as a comedian!

  • D Umbo

    Ime not stupid. They had me cheked out and im ok. OK. They rekond my dislecsia was combpounded by a bad education so stop giving me greef and blame the labor government. Toney Blair in particluar OK. Wat hapened to him anyway. Gone today here tomorrow i gues.

  • Josh

    The baby definitely has a big hump on his nose. Most babies have little button noses. Coming out of the birth canal does not explain the big hump on the baby’s nose. This is genetic, not due to “coming out of a tiny space.”

  • NottaBigot

    Generally, the nose would be more smashed down, actually. But this was two days later (?). Kinda unbelievable that so many people are saying unkind things about a tiny baby. I wonder what pathetic lives people like this live? Such a sad commentary on society:(

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  • Ken

    The baby is genetically Jewish so it is not surprising that he has a larger nose. His mother Kate, his maternal grandmother, and his maternal great-grandmother are Jewish, so by Jewish law the baby George is also Jewish. Prince William is Jewish because his mother Princess Diana was Jewish. To “Guest” didn’t you go by a former moniker of “Nottabigot”? To comment on the baby’s features is not being bigoted, it is just being truthful. Unless it is not allowed to make any comment whatsoever about Jews or Jewishness.

  • Gloria Cain

    I want some of what you had.

  • Gloria Cain

    man dumbo, you killin me. im about to bust a gut laughing.

  • Connie Alsip

    She should either get some competent psychiatric help or be muzzled. Clearly she’s gone off the deep end. Why do we need reports on her latest foolishness? I don’t give a fig about her.

  • disqus_TjVZbVTR22

    Wow. Girl. GET HELP.

  • PK

    Speaking of ugly little losers, have you looked in a mirror lately, Amanda Bynes?

  • Alphonso

    You’re all ugly genetically challenged wankers…

  • Ericia

    I think her career is failing and she wanted attention that she was obviously lacking. I’m not buying that she is crazy. I think Amanda Bynes knows exactly what she is doing, but with little feedback.

  • larry

    he is a moron , wheter he knows it or not

  • Senji

    She’s just jealous, you know? She looks like piggy from Muppets Show crossed with a dead frog. She deserves a kick in her disgusting, pig face :)

  • Denise Smyth

    What a great response from Buckingham Palace :)

  • JA

    Bynes you freak have you looked in the mirror lately. Last time I saw a face like yours it was a member of the cabbage patch doll family.

  • Diane Bradford

    who is Amanda Bynes

  • Samantha

    Alphonso Really??? You’re just as stupid as she is you FKN WANKER. ALL??? Please do not put all of us Americans in the same category as Amanda Bynes. She needs psychiatric help. We do not feel the same way that she does about the Prince.

  • SL

    Seriously Amanda Bynes isn’t that pretty at all. She needs to take a look in the mirror and deal with her ugliness before she says anything about anyone else.

  • Sarah

    People like you don’t get far in life. It seems like common sense, respect, and morals has been lost. You are most likely some little 15-19 year old who knows nothing about life. You know of no responsibilities, no compassion. Probably sit around all day making fun of people, doing drugs, and killing what little intelligence you have left with your view of people. Grow up before the world stomps your face hard. Besides, who calls anyone ‘wankers’ these days? You are a prime example of why abortion is an option these days. I’m so glad that my young child has more intelligence in his pinky than you ever will in your life. Only insecure people talk like that. So whatever your issue is, fix it. Or just stop breathing to save the people around you the trouble of dealing with you. Moron.

  • Sarah

    She used to be really beautiful but she destroyed herself. I hope her treatments get her back on the right path. She’s hard to even look at these days. It’s a shame how trainwrecked these young girls become when fame reaches a peak.

  • kqs

    damit lurn how tu spel u guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • kqs

    i doubt it tu!

  • Stev

    Is this mainly about D Umbo or Bynes. Because truly, in a figurative sense, D Umbo is disagreeing with what Bynes posts. Although he did not say it as plain as possible. lol

  • SCMama

    The fact that he appears to disagree with her, that I agree with. The fact that intentional or not, the posts are so over-the-top illiterate that the intended effect is lost is what I was referring to. They would probably be very humorous and entertaining if they didn’t cause such a severe cerebral hemorrhage due to reading them….

  • Capn

    This is a “satire” web site, folks.

  • Guest

    Didn’t think it would be long before those royal maggots squished out a fuck-trophy, not caring about this extremely overpopulated planet! Selfish breeders!

  • Guest

    Didn’t think it would be long before those royal maggots squished out a fuck-trophy, not caring about this extremely overpopulated planet!