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63% Of Americans Think Belgium Is A Beer Company

Jun 27, 2014

belgian1A new poll published today found a majority of Americans believe that Belgium is a beer company rather than a country.

The TDC Opinion Research survey was designed to probe American attitudes towards the small European nation, which the U.S. will face in the World Cup tournament next Tuesday.

The poll first asked respondents if Belgium was a company that makes beer, a country in Europe or neither: 63% responded that Belgium was a beer company, 28% replied that Belgium was a country and 9% said neither.

“We were really shocked by the findings,” says Ted Baxter, the lead pollster on the project. “Americans have never been very good with geography. Perhaps because they live in a very large country with few borders.

“So we expected that nobody would find Belgium on a map. But for a majority to think it wasn’t even a country? That was jaw-dropping.”  

Belgium is a small nation of 11 million people located between France, the Netherlands, and Germany. Divided between Flemish and French speaking communities, the country is known for comic books, chocolate and for hosting the headquarters of the European Union.

Perhaps its greatest claim to fame internationally, however, is the high quality of Belgian beers. From its famous monk-brewed Trappists to its unique spontaneously fermented lambics, the country offers a diverse range of brews highly prized by international connoisseurs.

It is that reputation that has apparently caused confusion and led Americans to mistake the entire country for a brewery.

“I realize there are different companies that make Belgian-style beers,” says college professor Jason Anderson, who took part in the survey. “So I thought Belgium was like the company that designs beer recipes and sells them to the beer manufacturers.

“You know kinda like how different companies like Samsung and HTC all make Android-style phones.”

The same confusion also reigns in Brazil. Chas Black, an American fan who came to cheer on his team claims he was shocked to see his favorite beer company in the tournament.

“I heard Belgium was at the World Cup, but I thought maybe they were like an official sponsor or something,” he says. “I didn’t realize they actually had a team. That’s crazy.

“It doesn’t matter though. We’re still gonna kick their asses. USA all the way baby.”

  • InMyView

    Bellgum, Bellgum … ? It`s a supermarket chain, right ?!

  • Geoff Rogue

    Next they’re gonna be telling us that Lager is a country too, rubbish.

  • FrankGT

    Not surprised by this poll. One fourth of the Americans think that the Sun orbits the Earth…

  • Frag Monger

    I don’t beleive this. Where was this poll taken and how many were asked?

  • Frag Monger

    And 99% of those are Republicans. lol

  • Flame

    And the American school system fails yet again…

  • Walt Liquor

    And you guys didn’t consider that this likely has everything to do with New Belgium Brewing Company in Colorado, the makers of the popular Fat Tire beer?

  • The Kardashian Neighbor

    No not surprised by this poll…… the total extent of the ignorance of my fellow Americans is stunning….. and a college professor no less!!! I have met waitresses in China who knew more about American politics than most “Patriotic Americans”. Keep up the good work in Washington…. doing a great job insuring that we will soon be a Third World Country.

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  • Andress24

    It’s a beer company with a great soccer team!

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    Beware your own confirmation biases towards American ignorance. This is an amusing idea, but there’s absolutely no reference to any data.

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    I’m stunned. Our educational system has failed so many people who cannot recognize a clearly marked satire website.

  • ddd

    “New Belgium” is a beer company, a fairly popular craft brew company. However, the take home is not lost on me.

  • Asterix

    Well their gigantic country has been beaten by a beer company on the world cup.

  • Beer man!

    La trappe is not Belgium as shown in the picture 😛

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    So many Americans are navel gazers. Why? Little world news