Singer Chris Brown joined the Republican Party today, citing its stances on homosexuality and women's rights as motivation.
In an interview with E! news in New York, the controversial recording artist explained that he's become more politically aware in the past few months and was amazed to discover how much he and Republicans have in common.... Read More →

Deceased Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez voted in last month’s controversial election to replace him, an audit of the results has revealed.
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.
Former Senator Rick Santorum has reportedly pulled one of his sons out of a junior high basketball league in response to NBA center Jason Collins' coming out as gay.
Republican lawmakers in the House of Representatives introduced a bill today requiring that all illegal immigrants in the United States "Americanize" their names.
Anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan called for the United States to invade Syria today and halt what she termed a "humanitarian catastrophe."
Former Congressman Anthony Weiner tried to put his past behind him today by colorfully making light of the scandal which removed him from office.
Sarah Palin called for the invasion of the Czech Republic today in response to the recent terrorist attacks in Boston.
CNN reported that President Barack Obama resigned today.
Authorities in New Zealand are struggling to contain a burdgeoning epidemic of beastiality unleashed by its recent legalization of gay marriage.
Former U.S. President George W. Bush has challenged North Korea’s government and military to “Bring it on” and face the wrath of the United States, echoing a similar challenge he made to militants during the Iraq War.
North Korea escalated its feud with the United States today by declaring it will negotiate with America only if it sends former NBA star Michael Jordan as its representative.