Politics

 

Chris-Brown-300x223Singer Chris Brown joined the Republican Party today, citing its stances on homosexuality and women's rights as motivation.

In an interview with E! news in New York, the controversial recording artist explained that he's become more politically aware in the past few months and was amazed to discover how much he and Republicans have in common.... Read More →

 

Hugo-ChavezDeceased Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez voted in last month’s controversial election to replace him, an audit of the results has revealed.

According to reports, the absentee ballot cast before his death was marked for opposition candidate Henrique Capriles.... Read More →

 

doombergNew York Mayor Michael Bloomberg was denied a second slice of pizza today at an Italian eatery in Brooklyn.

The owners of Collegno's Pizzeria say they refused to serve him more than one piece to protest Bloomberg's proposed soda ban, which would limit the portions of soda sold in the city.... Read More →

 

100911_fns_santorum_640Former Senator Rick Santorum has reportedly pulled one of his sons out of a junior high basketball league in response to NBA center Jason Collins' coming out as gay.

According to local news reports, 14-year-old Carlos Santorum was told to pack up and go home in the middle of practice today hours after Collins became the first openly gay active player in U.S. professional sports.... Read More →

 

hqdefault Republican lawmakers in the House of Representatives introduced a bill today requiring that all illegal immigrants in the United States "Americanize" their names.

According the legislation drafted by Rep. Steve King (R - Iowa) only immigrants who agree to take English surnames like "Smith" and "Anderson" will be allowed to apply for citizenship under any future comprehensive immigration reform.... Read More →

 

12-cindy-peaceAnti-war protester Cindy Sheehan called for the United States to invade Syria today and halt what she termed a "humanitarian catastrophe."

In an interview with the Washington Standard, the notorious Iraq War opponent argued that the international community could no longer sit idly by and let the civilian death toll in that country's civil war climb any higher.... Read More →

 

wienerFormer Congressman Anthony Weiner tried to put his past behind him today by colorfully making light of the scandal which removed him from office.

In an interview with WNBC's local news this morning, the potential mayoral candidate said he has moved beyond his sexting drama and the only "hard-on" he has now is for New York City.... Read More →

 

0128-sarah-palin-political-career_full_600-257x171Sarah Palin called for the invasion of the Czech Republic today in response to the recent terrorist attacks in Boston.

In an interview with Fox News, the former governor of Alaska said that although federal investigators have yet to complete their work, the time for action is now.... Read More →

 

John-King---ThursdayCNN reported that President Barack Obama resigned today.

Correspondent John King took to the airwaves this morning to explain an email from White House press secretary Jay Carney saying Barack Obama had quit over "budget issues."... Read More →

 

NZhalfbredramAuthorities in New Zealand are struggling to contain a burdgeoning epidemic of beastiality unleashed by its recent legalization of gay marriage.

According to police in cities across the country, thousands of people descended on sheep farms and began sexually penetrating the animals almost instantly after parliament voted for marriage equality yesterday.... Read More →

 

ff george w hannityFormer U.S. President George W. Bush has challenged North Korea’s government and military to “Bring it on” and face the wrath of the United States, echoing a similar challenge he made to militants during the Iraq War.

Bush’s comment comes amid increased tension on the Korean peninsula, as the North Korean government has prepared more tests of its nuclear and ballistic missile program while making aggressive threats against the United States, South Korea and Japan.... Read More →

 

rodmanNorth Korea escalated its feud with the United States today by declaring it will negotiate with America only if it sends former NBA star Michael Jordan as its representative.

The bizarre request will likely add to the already dangerous uncertainty surrounding the intentions of the North Korean regime - which has heavily increased its threats against the U.S. and South Korea in recent weeks. ... Read More →