2014

 

Walmart_exteriorA woman was arrested today for stabbing to death three shoppers at a Denver-area Walmart in order to secure the store's last 85-inch Samsung 4K definition television, which was on sale for $299.99.

According to local reports, Mary Jane Robbins, a married mother of two, reportedly wrestled her competitors to the ground before fatally wounding them with a sharpened Phillips head screwdriver.... Read More →

 

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Photo Credit: Youtube

Following the release of the highly anticipated Star Wars: Episode VII trailer, Disney announced today a paid 98-second trailer via Apple iTunes for $8.99.

The free trailer is actually 88-seconds, but according to studio executives there is a lot of great content in that extra 10 seconds.... Read More →

 

2013 MTV Video Music Awards - BackstageKanye West donated 1,000 copies of his own album to a Chicago homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.

According to local TV station KCHC, the rapper personally dropped off several boxes of CDs yesterday to the Open Spaces Community Shelter on Chicago’s South Side.... Read More →

 

lootcandlestoreShoppers in Bakersfield, California looted local boutique candle store Candlez yesterday after the store refused to open on Thanksgiving Day

The disgruntled shoppers became enraged the boutique candle shop was closed and expressed their anger by looting the store, leaving only broken glass and empty shelves in their wake. Police say they caused over $100,000 in damage.... Read More →

 

georgie-thompson-hot-british-newscasterA Fox News pundit suffered a brain aneurysm while trying to argue both sides of the classic conservative conundrum regarding Thanksgiving/Black Friday: family or business.

Making her Fox News debut on “The Five,” Dionne Davenport – Republican strategist and former Ms. California pageant winner – broke down as the panel debated the controversial Black Friday, the day after Thanksgiving when stores mark the beginning of the Christmas shopping season by opening early Friday or on Thanksgiving day and offer major discounts.... Read More →

 

burnhouseownfergusonA protester in Ferguson, Missouri accidentally burned down his own house last night after mistaking the building for a convenience store.

According to a report in the Ferguson Post-Gazette, 32-year-old Tyler Jackson threw a Molotov cocktail into a window not realizing he was setting ablaze his own residence. The home, which was empty at the time, subsequently burned to the ground.... Read More →

 

palin1000fergusonSarah Palin confused the city of Ferguson, Missouri with police officer Darren Wilson tonight on national television.

In an interview on Fox News, the former Alaska governor said she was happy that “Mr. Ferguson” was not indicted in the shooting of 18-year-old Michael Brown.... Read More →

 

roseeczemaFormer Chicago Bulls 2008 first round draft pick Derrick Rose has retired from the National Basketball League (NBA) due to a recent eczema diagnosis.

“My skin becomes a little irritated and I can’t play no more. I want my skin looking good when I’m in my kids’ graduation photos and making a business presentation,” Rose told CSN Chicago’s Dave Kaplan. “How am I suppose to play ball when I’m itchy?”... Read More →

 

SarahPalinOceanSarah Palin said today that illegal immigrants from Mexico should be put on boats and sent back across the ocean to their home country.

In an interview with Fox News tonight, the former Alaskan governor was asked about President Obama’s new plan to partially legalize some of the estimated 11 million illegal immigrants in America. Palin dismissed the president's idea as “amnesty” and offered an  unconventional solution of her own.... Read More →

 

Climate Change And Global Pollution To Be Discussed At Copenhagen SummitThe state of North Dakota has named a new publicly-owned landfill after President Barack Obama.

In an overwhelming 35-10 vote, the state Senate advanced a bill naming a 650-acre site currently under construction after the nation’s 44th president. Governor Jack Dalrymple is expected to sign the measure into law Tuesday.... Read More →

 

LouHoltzESPN analyst Lou Holtz claimed today that Notre Dame is the best college football team in the country, despite falling to 7-3 on the season with a loss to Northwestern at home.

In a broadcast of ESPN College Football Final, Holtz -- a former head coach of Notre Dame -- argued that Mississippi State’s loss to Alabama this week opens up a spot for Notre Dame's Fighting Irish at the top of the College Playoff standings. The Irish lost in overtime 43-40 to Northwestern Wildcats, who came in as 17 point underdogs.... Read More →

 

kanyekimKanye West claimed today that he has a better looking butt than his wife Kim Kardashian.

In an interview this morning on Chicago rap station WGYN, the singer was asked about Kim's recent photoshoot for Paper magazine that highlighted her famous backside. His response revealed a clear annoyance about losing the spotlight to his media-savvy spouse.... Read More →