A college softball player from the University of Texas shocked the sports world today by coming out as a heterosexual.
In an emotional press conference this morning, Jennifer Ryan, 23, announced that she was a “proud member” of the opposite-sex community. The senior shortstop is believed to be the first and only openly straight women’s softball player in the history of NCAA athletics.... Read More →
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell announced today a $1.25 million bounty on any player who can take out Patriots quarterback Tom Brady’s knees, resulting in an injury lasting at least four weeks.
During the final press conference before the National Football League 2015 season, Goodell explained the bounty had become necessary after a federal judge overturned Brady's suspension for ‘Deflate-gate’.... Read More →
Former Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice has finally found a new job.
At a press conference in Cleveland this morning the disgraced NFL star publicly accepted UFC champion Ronda Rousey’s challenge to a “no-rules fight” to be televised later this year on Lifetime. ... Read More →
Immediately after for Olympic gold medalist Bruce Jenner announced to Diane Sawyer and 17 million television viewers that he is now a woman, East German Olympic officials demanded her medals be stripped and given to the runner-ups.
Jenner won the decathlon gold medal at the 1976 Montreal Summer Olympics. This accomplishment catapulted the athlete to American stardom including being the first man to grace the cover of the Wheaties cereal box.... Read More →
Chicago Bulls basketball star Derrick Rose broke his hand during the Cubs vs. Cardinals game Sunday night, the opening night for the Major League Baseball (MLB) season.
Rose is expected to miss 3-4 months from the bone fracture after attempting to catch a foul ball in the grandstand. He was immediately sent to Northwestern Memorial Hospital and received x-rays which showed several several broken bones according to CSNChicago.... Read More →
Sarah Palin appeared on Fox Sports today and openly wondered why the NAACP allows white players to participate in its college basketball tournament.
Palin made the appearance on the Mike and John show this morning to promote her new book about how the liberal media is destroying sportscasting. Attempting to make conversation, the hosts asked what has surprised her most in the ongoing March Madness championship.... Read More →
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In another brilliant decision, Seahawks coach Pete Carroll has booked a flight next week on Malaysia Airlines.
According to a report this morning in the Seattle Star, Carroll had promised to take his wife to London at the conclusion of the NFL season. Rather than fly direct on British Airways, he has chosen to fly though Kuala Lumpur on the world’s most notorious carrier.... Read More →
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The Detroit Lions were defeated today by NFL Referees in a nail-biting 24-20 game at ATT Stadium in Dallas.
Quarterback Matthew Stafford threw for over 300 yards against the five-man crew, but came up short in the fourth quarter when a blown pass interference call turned the momentum of the game.... Read More →
The National Football League (NFL) was rocked today by the puzzling trade of Chicago Bears’ quarterback Jay Cutler for the Washington Redskins’ Robert Griffin III.
Bears owner Virginia McCaskey facilitated the bizarre swap, which is designed to give both teams a successful franchise quarterback by moving mediocre players to new cities.
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After being benched for the upcoming football game against the Detroit Lions, Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler told CSN Chicago, “Whatever, I quit.”
After a turbulent six years in Chicago, the ridiculed QB has decided to quit football to pursue other ventures. “If the team doesn’t want me, I don’t want them. It’s that simple,” Cutler said. “They can take their $85 million and shove it.” ... Read More →
Former Chicago Bulls 2008 first round draft pick Derrick Rose has retired from the National Basketball League (NBA) due to a recent eczema diagnosis.
“My skin becomes a little irritated and I can’t play no more. I want my skin looking good when I’m in my kids’ graduation photos and making a business presentation,” Rose told CSN Chicago’s Dave Kaplan. “How am I suppose to play ball when I’m itchy?”... Read More →
ESPN analyst Lou Holtz claimed today that Notre Dame is the best college football team in the country, despite falling to 7-3 on the season with a loss to Northwestern at home.
In a broadcast of ESPN College Football Final, Holtz -- a former head coach of Notre Dame -- argued that Mississippi State’s loss to Alabama this week opens up a spot for Notre Dame's Fighting Irish at the top of the College Playoff standings. The Irish lost in overtime 43-40 to Northwestern Wildcats, who came in as 17 point underdogs.... Read More →
